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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on July 19, 2009, 07:08:17 PM

Title: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: etiolate on July 19, 2009, 07:08:17 PM: (http://www.unitedspongebob.com/parentsbio.jpg)

It just doesn't feel right. These sponge people look all wrong.

I guess he also had a little cousin that went to prison for littering.
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: etiolate on July 19, 2009, 07:15:43 PM: (http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/testimages/54658_52e52675453c29c767ae.jpg)

Reminds me of Christopher Glover
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 19, 2009, 08:04:25 PM: ...
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: etiolate on July 19, 2009, 09:08:39 PM: Quote from: Green Man on July 19, 2009, 08:33:25 PM
SpongeBob also had an ancestor who originally saved the town of Bikini Bottom from Dead Eye Plankton, who up until that time had everyone paying ass loads of money to force them out of town so he could own the entire thing. Thus starting a never ending feud between the Plankton's and the Sponge's.

Wow.

SpongeBuck SquarePants is an ancestor of the SquarePants family. He is the 5th great grandfather of Grandpa SquarePants, the 6th great-grandfather of Harold, Blue, and Sherm SquarePants, and the 7th great-grandfather of SpongeBob, BlackJack, Todd, and Stanley SquarePants. He appeared in "Pest of the West." SpongeBuck moved to Dead Eye Gulch, where he was seeking a job. He was immediately hired as the sheriff. He stood up to Dead Eye Plankton, a wealthy citizen who owned almost all the land in the town. SpongeBuck defeated him in a western-style stand-off, where he stomped on him. SpongeBuck had saved the town and in his honor, a statue was built. The statue was put in the center of the town, and, centuries later stood in downtown Bikini Bottom, where it was covered in jellyfish waste. When SpongeBob discovered his descent from SpongeBuck, he cleaned the statue to reveal his ancestor.
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 20, 2009, 01:16:07 AM: (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/Spongebob/images/thumb/4/41/SquarePants.png/750px-SquarePants.png)
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: etiolate on July 20, 2009, 02:50:59 AM: Why are his parents dark skinned and he's yellow? Do sponges age by getting dirty? It's like the Cosby parents had Opie Taylor for a son.
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 20, 2009, 03:48:34 AM: Maybe he's adopted.
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on July 20, 2009, 04:22:41 AM: The first few seasons of spongebob were a great guilty pleasure. Its sucked for awhile now. I think I saw the movie but can't remember it at all.
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on July 20, 2009, 04:59:36 AM: It could be wickedly clever at times. And yes, innuendo galore.
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Post by: Diunx on July 20, 2009, 06:32:54 PM: Is he a washing dishes kind of sponge or one of those sea sponges?
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: Powerslave on July 20, 2009, 06:54:38 PM: Spongebob is one of the funniest cartoons ever.
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: etiolate on July 20, 2009, 07:57:16 PM: Spongebob is 23 and has no career plan or marriage plans, and he is perfectly happy. EB worries too much.
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: Powerslave on July 20, 2009, 08:15:35 PM: He's living the good life. Flipping burgers a couple of hours a day, and then chilling out with his homie Patrick all day long.
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Post by: Yeti on July 20, 2009, 08:28:14 PM: Plus you know he's hitting that squirrel and Mr. Crabs' daughter on the regular.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on July 20, 2009, 08:44:27 PM: Spongebob is a low expectation motherfucker- fuck him.
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: Beezy on July 20, 2009, 09:57:14 PM: Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on July 20, 2009, 04:22:41 AM
The first few seasons of spongebob were a great guilty pleasure. Its sucked for awhile now. I think I saw the movie but can't remember it at all.
Agreed. The newer episodes mostly suck and the movie was trash. Spongebob fell off.
Title: Re: WTF Spongebob had a family?
Post by: etiolate on July 20, 2009, 10:00:10 PM: The movie was ace. I don't know about the new episodes though. I watched a Spongebob yesterday that didn't have the same psychology or spirit. It was just an average cartoon plot with Spongebob characters.