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Title: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: Green Man on July 24, 2009, 05:05:14 PM
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/07/so_whats_orphans_surprise_endi.html (http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2009/07/so_whats_orphans_surprise_endi.html)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Esther is really a 33-year-old woman who was born with proportional dwarfism which causes her to have the appearance of a child. She also happens to be a former prostitute, who had wealthy pedophiles for clients. The reason why she has her neck covered is because she was once in asylum and she struggled so much in her straitjacket that it left with her deep scars on her neck.
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Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 24, 2009, 05:08:50 PM
Awesome, I was waiting to find out what the twist was so I wouldn't have to watch it. MovieSpoilers.com still didn't have it.
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: demi on July 24, 2009, 05:09:34 PM
That trailer looked awesome. Better than Harry Potter confirmed.
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: ManaByte on July 24, 2009, 05:18:14 PM
Saaaarsgaaaaard

http://www.hulu.com/watch/10305/saturday-night-live-pirates-convention
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on July 24, 2009, 05:20:50 PM
wow, now i actually want to see it
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2009, 05:40:04 PM
Batman: TAS already did that story like fifteen years ago:

[youtube=560,345]KUtLTxBYZHw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: demi on July 24, 2009, 05:48:08 PM
To the otaku... animation is like life itself.
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 24, 2009, 05:53:17 PM
Quote from: demi on July 24, 2009, 05:48:08 PM
To the otaku... animation is like life itself.

American animation :rock
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: Diunx on July 24, 2009, 07:33:27 PM
Hookers with dwarfism :drool
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 24, 2009, 08:51:53 PM
Now GAF can fap to that chick without moral questions.
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: demi on July 25, 2009, 03:03:46 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148204/board/thread/143616271?d=143618921&p=1#143618921

Here's a link to a good synopsis. Sounds too similiar to that one movie with Macauly whatever, except with a midget twist.
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: Trent Dole on July 25, 2009, 03:09:59 AM
Quote from: demi on July 25, 2009, 03:03:46 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148204/board/thread/143616271?d=143618921&p=1#143618921

Here's a link to a good synopsis. Sounds too similiar to that one movie with Macauly whatever, except with a midget twist.
That's what I thought when I saw the trailer... 'Oh look it's The Good Son again'.
Title: Re: Orphan has the best ending ever!
Post by: chronovore on July 29, 2009, 04:29:05 AM
Quote from: demi on July 25, 2009, 03:03:46 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1148204/board/thread/143616271?d=143618921&p=1#143618921

Here's a link to a good synopsis. Sounds too similiar to that one movie with Macauly whatever, except with a midget twist.

"...with a midget twist" is the new way to get your elevator pitch greenlit.  :-X