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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on July 24, 2009, 11:56:18 PM

Title: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 24, 2009, 11:56:18 PM: New experience for me.

I thought she had offered to let me come over to her place and hang out, but as the conversation continued, it became apparent that I was just being used. :-\
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2009, 12:00:26 AM: :rapetime
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2009, 12:09:54 AM: I told her it was too late for me to come over tonight, so she asked if I was able between 2-5 pm tomorrow. I feel like I'm a service at this point. Should I charge?
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: demi on July 25, 2009, 12:10:37 AM: What are we talki about here? Nice rack? Would she chew on your foreskin?
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2009, 12:11:00 AM: She's an ex.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: demi on July 25, 2009, 12:11:30 AM: Ok but, the foreskin thing.... i really want to know
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 25, 2009, 12:11:51 AM: You should have told her you were busy, but maybe Mr. Grant could change your mind.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2009, 12:12:59 AM: Dude, demi, I'm Jewish! :lol
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: demi on July 25, 2009, 12:22:30 AM: I mean I guess you could wrap a strip of bacon around your cock
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Barry Egan on July 25, 2009, 12:30:17 AM: I'd be turned off by this I think
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2009, 12:31:54 AM: Yeah, I'm not going over there. It's kind of awkward.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2009, 12:32:52 AM: Quote from: Chipopo on July 25, 2009, 12:30:17 AM
I'd be turned off by this I think

:( and here I was with phone in hand!
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: BlackMage on July 25, 2009, 12:33:07 AM: Quote from: Willco on July 25, 2009, 12:31:54 AM
Yeah, I'm not going over there. It's kind of awkward.

I think having sex with you would be awkward anyway. Enjoyable, but awkward.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2009, 12:33:37 AM: There's only one way to find out. :-*
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 25, 2009, 12:34:18 AM: Awkward is the new smooth, anyway
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2009, 12:34:58 AM: Did that broad ever reply to you on MySpace, recursive?
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2009, 12:35:15 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 25, 2009, 12:34:18 AM
Awkward is the new smooth, anyway

Only if you are sufficiently smooth in your awkwardness.

My awkward is awkward.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2009, 12:40:45 AM: Correction, Arvie's awkwahd is awkward.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2009, 12:42:09 AM: If I had your number I'd so call you for sex right now.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2009, 12:42:23 AM: 240-593-8796
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 25, 2009, 12:43:22 AM: I'm actually uncomfortable talking on the phone. It's always so awkwahd.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: demi on July 25, 2009, 12:48:14 AM: Quote from: Willco on July 25, 2009, 12:42:23 AM
240-593-8796

Is this real
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2009, 12:54:22 AM: You will have to call and find out. :-*
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: demi on July 25, 2009, 12:55:11 AM: Confirm it's real and I will.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Barry Egan on July 25, 2009, 12:57:50 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on July 25, 2009, 12:32:52 AM
Quote from: Chipopo on July 25, 2009, 12:30:17 AM
I'd be turned off by this I think

:( and here I was with phone in hand!

902-802-5264
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Bocsius on July 25, 2009, 01:03:46 AM: 336-867-5309
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: T234 on July 25, 2009, 01:28:00 AM: Quote from: Willco on July 25, 2009, 12:42:23 AM
240-593-8796

I just called and got voicemail. :(
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 25, 2009, 01:30:13 AM: Quote from: Chipopo on July 25, 2009, 12:57:50 AM
Quote from: Father_Mike on July 25, 2009, 12:32:52 AM
Quote from: Chipopo on July 25, 2009, 12:30:17 AM
I'd be turned off by this I think

:( and here I was with phone in hand!

902-802-5264

Nova Scotia area code :o
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Barry Egan on July 25, 2009, 01:38:59 AM: a man about Halifax :tophat
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Dickie Dee on July 25, 2009, 01:41:08 AM: I've got a good lead on a job there. It's also where I went to University.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 25, 2009, 03:35:58 AM: Quote from: T234 on July 25, 2009, 01:28:00 AM
Quote from: Willco on July 25, 2009, 12:42:23 AM
240-593-8796

I just called and got voicemail. :(

Sorry, I was watching a movie.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 25, 2009, 07:36:35 AM: Quote
Did that broad ever reply to you on MySpace, recursive?

No, though she doesn't seem to have logged into her myspace or facebook all week either so I dunno. How can someone not read their mail for a week? It boggles my mind.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 25, 2009, 08:04:16 AM: Do it, its alright being a whore if it stays a secret between you and the john patron :shh
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Akala on July 26, 2009, 11:46:40 AM: Quote from: Jinfash on July 26, 2009, 06:10:27 AM
A booty call from an ex? wow, she's desperate. How's desperate sex guys? is it as bad as sympathy sex?

They go together, like chocolate and peanut butter.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: duckman2000 on July 26, 2009, 07:36:37 PM: Dudes being turned off by being used for sex now? You ~~fuckers~~ doofuses are just plain embarrassing at this point.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 26, 2009, 08:04:49 PM: To frank sex with Willco sounds pretty desperate. 10 minutes of fun :teehee
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 27, 2009, 10:45:11 AM: She apparently read my message either late last night or early this morning. And still hasn't replied :'(
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Reb on July 27, 2009, 10:58:23 AM: Was it long? Does it require planning?
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 27, 2009, 11:08:11 AM: Well its main feature was a link to some MP3s I recorded a few years back, so it would require downloading them and listening. They are cheesy in some ways so I'm afraid she hated them :violin
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Reb on July 27, 2009, 11:09:52 AM: Well, if somebody sends me some "read/listen to this" mail, chances are I'll take my time responding.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: Barry Egan on July 27, 2009, 01:21:14 PM: Quote from: duckman2000 on July 26, 2009, 07:36:37 PM
Dudes being turned off by being used for sex now? You ~~fuckers~~ doofuses are just plain embarrassing at this point.

You're a grown man who's irrationally fanatical and hyper defensive towards a videogame console. I'm sure you relate to desperation in ways that some of us just can't, dude.
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 27, 2009, 01:51:23 PM: (http://ozymandias.com/files/media/image/WindowsLiveWriter/TheSocialMediaTshirt_CDC1/image_2.png)

add OCD to the mix in my case
Title: Re: I just got "booty called" for the first time ever
Post by: chronovore on July 28, 2009, 07:54:55 PM: dee-licious, dee-lovely, dee-charley: She was probably waiting to see how cool you were, when you'd call her and ask her what's up, and by ignoring her for a couple months she thought "OMGZ he's so aloof, so austere, so RIFE with ennui! I MUST BANG HIM."