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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Bildi on July 28, 2009, 06:57:15 PM

Title: Foreskins
Post by: Bildi on July 28, 2009, 06:57:15 PM
Users are also allowed to change their vote. :teehee
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: demi on July 28, 2009, 06:57:56 PM
Nasty, but curiously interesting

Muckhole has one btw. And now that you know, you can lock the thread
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 28, 2009, 07:01:38 PM
I don't know how to vote because Mupepe probably has one.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: muckhole on July 28, 2009, 07:29:40 PM
I came to vote, but I see my ballot has already been cast.

Is there such a thing as a "fiveskin"?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: demi on July 28, 2009, 07:33:36 PM
I dunno. Want to show me?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: chronovore on July 28, 2009, 07:39:59 PM
I came to vote, but I see my ballot has already been cast.

Is there such a thing as a "fiveskin"?

More grotesquely, is there anything called an "aftskin"?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: muckhole on July 28, 2009, 07:44:33 PM
More grotesquely, is there anything called an "aftskin"?

 :lol

I dunno. Want to show me?

Maybe. Keep in mind all measurements are in Canadian, which after the U.S. exchange, may not seem quite as long.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: demi on July 28, 2009, 07:49:15 PM
I'm ok with that, I've seen plenty to know what I'm aware of. Your girlfriend said she didn't mind.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Bildi on July 28, 2009, 07:55:38 PM
More grotesquely, is there anything called an "aftskin"?

:wtf

Such a thought makes my skin crawl.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2009, 08:03:59 PM
Disgusting. Can't watch porn if the dude isn't cut (no homo)
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 28, 2009, 08:14:03 PM
Girls can nibble on them but sometimes they smell like uncles pool house
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Brehvolution on July 28, 2009, 08:14:15 PM
nuh uh
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: demi on July 28, 2009, 08:16:57 PM
The correct answer is "nuh uh" by the way. Apart from muckhole, everyone who answered yes is a disgusting mutant and should be promptly banned.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: muckhole on July 28, 2009, 08:20:12 PM
 :lol

I don't actually have one either.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Kestastrophe on July 28, 2009, 08:33:22 PM
Notable Jew Accomplishments (in order of importance)
1.) Circumcision :bow2
2.) Money
3.) Willco
4.) Hollywood
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Bildi on July 28, 2009, 09:01:15 PM
The correct answer is "nuh uh" by the way. Apart from muckhole, everyone who answered yes is a disgusting mutant and should be promptly banned.

It's not uncommon for people who were mutilated in their childhoods to be resentful of others who have something they can never have.

Let it all out, it's part of the healing process.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 28, 2009, 09:18:22 PM
Any female perspectives on this prickly issue?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: chronovore on July 28, 2009, 10:07:41 PM
More grotesquely, is there anything called an "aftskin"?

:wtf

Such a thought makes my skin crawl.

It would possibly be a flap of dangly flesh, right along the taint-line. A non-rigid fin.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: demi on July 28, 2009, 10:46:42 PM
:lol

I don't actually have one either.

It's a yes or no thing muckhole. Don't lie to me.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: muckhole on July 28, 2009, 10:53:30 PM
No turtle-neck sweater here, sir.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: demi on July 28, 2009, 11:16:05 PM
I knew I always liked you. btw, you should get BlazBlue. I might need a boosting partner. :)
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 29, 2009, 12:50:13 AM
cut clique unite!  8)

... is there a way to see who voted for what? :teehee
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: demi on July 29, 2009, 12:53:53 AM
Not for you
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 29, 2009, 12:58:13 AM
do a printscreen after all the voting's said and done

You know, so we all know where everybody stands.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: drew on July 29, 2009, 12:59:28 AM
+1 nuh uh
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 29, 2009, 01:14:14 AM
Got a big floppy one.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: demi on July 29, 2009, 01:17:34 AM
That's so disgusting.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 29, 2009, 01:19:52 AM
My foreskin is longer than my actual dick.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: demi on July 29, 2009, 01:20:55 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2009, 01:22:12 AM
DA HOODED RASCAL!
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 29, 2009, 01:23:39 AM
If I don't have a condom I just tie my foreskin in a knot and go at it.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: demi on July 29, 2009, 01:28:10 AM
That's just fake now. Go lie somewhere else.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2009, 01:29:01 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 29, 2009, 01:49:31 AM
uh huh.  Not that it matters as no one will ever see it.  Sometimes it's annoying though because you'll go to pee, but the stream will hit the tip of the foreskin and spray in some random direction.   :'(

More grotesquely, is there anything called an "aftskin"?

:wtf

Such a thought makes my skin crawl.

Is it crawling down?  Down to the aft-area?  Because that's what us forers like to call the "pull back surprise"

If I don't have a condom I just tie my foreskin in a knot and go at it.

 :lol
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Bildi on July 29, 2009, 03:37:48 AM
uh huh.  Not that it matters as no one will ever see it.  Sometimes it's annoying though because you'll go to pee, but the stream will hit the tip of the foreskin and spray in some random direction.   :'(

Yeah, that's one downside.

If I don't have a condom I just tie my foreskin in a knot and go at it.

:lol 
A genuine upside is that when I have a fap I can hold my foreskin closed and cum in it, and then go and find a tissue or whatever elsewhere.  It's very convenient. :tophat

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Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 29, 2009, 03:41:03 AM
Any female perspectives on this prickly issue?

My wife thinks uncut ones are funny looking. If we have a boy, we'll probably get him circumcised. If he wants to bitch about it later on the internet or write a book about how I'm a horrible father for multilating him at birth, he can knock himself out and go right ahead.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2009, 04:29:46 AM
Any female perspectives on this prickly issue?

My wife thinks uncut ones are funny looking. If we have a boy, we'll probably get him circumcised. If he wants to bitch about it later on the internet or write a book about how I'm a horrible father for multilating him at birth, he can knock himself out and go right ahead.

damn right :bow

Helmet>Hijab :rock
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 29, 2009, 04:31:57 AM
I'm uncut.

is this why slave girl rejected me?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Reb on July 29, 2009, 04:35:54 AM
Don't cut penises, what did they do to you?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: etiolate on July 29, 2009, 04:58:53 AM
:nsfw
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Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 29, 2009, 05:18:17 AM
uh huh.  Not that it matters as no one will ever see it.  Sometimes it's annoying though because you'll go to pee, but the stream will hit the tip of the foreskin and spray in some random direction.   :'(




Happens with uncut ones as well, except with random hairs splitting the stream. 
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: elektrikluv on July 29, 2009, 05:28:41 AM
Any female perspectives on this prickly issue?

I don't have a problem with either.

I live in the UK where the only people who are cut are muslims and jews, so if you have a problem with uncut penises here then it doesn't leave you with a particularly broad scope!
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Reb on July 29, 2009, 05:31:51 AM
I have the feeling it's not that big an issue in Europe. Both are around, who cares?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: elektrikluv on July 29, 2009, 05:35:15 AM
I have the feeling it's not that big an issue in Europe. Both are around, who cares?

Yep, that's exactly the case. No one really gives a shit, I've discussed it with countless girlfriends and the response has always been neither are an issue. Its weird for me to think that it bothers some people. I mean if you keep yourself clean why does it matter? With aesthetics, its just a matter of what you're used to, and if you live in Europe you're more likely to see uncut than cut anyway.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Reb on July 29, 2009, 05:50:10 AM
How much time do you spend looking at it anyway?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: brawndolicious on July 29, 2009, 06:43:39 AM
Any female perspectives on this prickly issue?
My wife thinks uncut ones are funny looking. If we have a boy, we'll probably get him circumcised. If he wants to bitch about it later on the internet or write a book about how I'm a horrible father for multilating him at birth, he can knock himself out and go right ahead.
It's kind of fucked up the first week after the circumcision.  Every time you change his diaper, you have to reapply neosporin and gauze and there's a little scabbiness on it and it's just pretty fucked up.

The end result is still "prettier" in my own personal opinion though.  I wonder if there's anybody who's gotten a circumcision after puberty who could really explain the differences in sensitivity?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 29, 2009, 07:39:19 AM

It's kind of fucked up the first week after the circumcision.  Every time you change his diaper, you have to reapply neosporin and gauze and there's a little scabbiness on it and it's just pretty fucked up.

The end result is still "prettier" in my own personal opinion though.  I wonder if there's anybody who's gotten a circumcision after puberty who could really explain the differences in sensitivity?

One of my buddies' brother got circumcised at age 12.  I'm pretty sure he was still a virgin when it happened.  It was horrific, I wouldn't wish that on any child.  From my understanding once you hit puberty there can be pain/tearing/stretching for some as it's too tight for the head, not sure if that was his problem or not.  I do know he spent about two weeks naked, couldn't even have a sheet covering him when he slept.  My dad isn't circumcised but I am.  I wish I weren't but no use crying about it.

If I had a son I doubt I would circumcise him.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Propagandhim on July 29, 2009, 10:03:31 AM
Not cut.  Damn foreign parents!! I was self-conscious and embarassed about this until two of my friends told me they were intact, too.  Looks the same when erect, anyway, though.  I can't believe you guys got me to start talking about my johnson.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 29, 2009, 12:42:29 PM
I'm impressed, this is much more civil than GAF where an all out flame war begins whenever circumcision is mentioned.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Tauntaun on July 29, 2009, 01:05:53 PM
I'm impressed, this is much more civil than GAF where an all out flame war begins whenever circumcision is mentioned.

It's cause of the love of teh penis.  :-*
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 29, 2009, 03:03:27 PM
i had no idea this was such a big issue, no pun intended

Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 29, 2009, 03:17:09 PM

sounds like nonsense. i got circumcised much later than that (for medical reasons) and it really wasn't that bad. i had sex both with a cut and uncut penis. and while there are some differences, they're negligible and only really noticeable during the transition shortly after the circumcision. the whole affair seems pretty silly to me. cut or uncut, who cares. shrug.

What sounds like nonsense?  Perhaps the docs were too careful with him but I saw him with my own eyes.  A bloody stump, it was disgusting.  I wouldn't wish anyone get circumcised when they are old enough to remember it.  As for his reasons, that was pure guessing on my part but I assume they were medical. 


edit:  You have to consider that you're mid 20's, I'm mid 30's and this guy is pushing 40.  This was a LONG time ago.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Bildi on July 29, 2009, 06:08:47 PM
I voted for the wrong option dammit.

You can change it. :)

sounds like nonsense. i got circumcised much later than that (for medical reasons) and it really wasn't that bad. i had sex both with a cut and uncut penis. and while there are some differences, they're negligible and only really noticeable during the transition shortly after the circumcision. the whole affair seems pretty silly to me. cut or uncut, who cares. shrug.

Eep.

If I had to get circumcised I think I'd ask them to anaesthetise me for at least a day.  You are a man's man Jarosh.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 29, 2009, 06:16:41 PM
Stitches were involved  :'(
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 29, 2009, 06:18:19 PM
I got cut when I was twelve. It's apparently commonplace where I used to live to have circumcisions right before puberty, so there.

I remember being in so much fucking pain the next couple of weeks, plus I think my dickwound got kinda infected and got bloated to about the size of a small tomato.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 29, 2009, 06:20:07 PM
Naa, that's nonsense.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Bildi on July 29, 2009, 06:52:37 PM
My wiener is a temple.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Mupepe on July 29, 2009, 06:59:56 PM
I don't know how to vote because Mupepe probably has one.
I do.  Came in here to post that.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on July 29, 2009, 07:44:01 PM
Happy birthday.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 29, 2009, 09:26:17 PM
What sounds like nonsense?  Perhaps the docs were not too careful with him, I saw him with my own eyes.


sounds like nonsense.

twas a joke
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: brawndolicious on July 30, 2009, 03:43:08 AM
One of my buddies' brother got circumcised at age 12.  I'm pretty sure he was still a virgin when it happened.  It was horrific, I wouldn't wish that on any child.  From my understanding once you hit puberty there can be pain/tearing/stretching for some as it's too tight for the head, not sure if that was his problem or not.  I do know he spent about two weeks naked, couldn't even have a sheet covering him when he slept.  My dad isn't circumcised but I am.  I wish I weren't but no use crying about it.
If I had a son I doubt I would circumcise him.
That's weird, my brother got one when he was 10-11 and he said that there wasn't any real pain.  I think they keep you conscious and just use a local anesthetic too.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Reb on July 30, 2009, 03:53:11 AM
What sounds like nonsense?  Perhaps the docs were not too careful with him, I saw him with my own eyes.


sounds like nonsense.

twas a joke

Holy shit, I'm I now falling for some meta-joke, or did you forget your own post?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Bildi on July 30, 2009, 04:03:22 AM
I figured he forgot his own post.  Otherwise I'm thoroughly confused as well.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 30, 2009, 04:08:06 AM
I was cut, but I feel like I got cheated. I read about Rabbis (from the old days) that would suck the blood of the recently cut penis. Seems like a good way to numb the pain.


I had both my boys cut. It's pretty unnerving when it happens. They bring out this plastic board (concave and shaped like a human torso) then strap the infant into it and then make the cuts. It happens very fast .. like 3-5 seconds. You have to keep applying vaseline to the tip of their dicks for the next week while it heals. No bandages.


Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 30, 2009, 12:18:04 PM
One of my buddies' brother got circumcised at age 12.  I'm pretty sure he was still a virgin when it happened.  It was horrific, I wouldn't wish that on any child.  From my understanding once you hit puberty there can be pain/tearing/stretching for some as it's too tight for the head, not sure if that was his problem or not.  I do know he spent about two weeks naked, couldn't even have a sheet covering him when he slept.  My dad isn't circumcised but I am.  I wish I weren't but no use crying about it.
If I had a son I doubt I would circumcise him.
That's weird, my brother got one when he was 10-11 and he said that there wasn't any real pain.  I think they keep you conscious and just use a local anesthetic too.

It was horrific (for me.)  I don't remember him complaining about any pain.  Just had to stay naked for a bit so the stitches wouldn't rip out.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 30, 2009, 12:19:16 PM

Holy shit, I'm I now falling for some meta-joke, or did you forget your own post?

It's not worth explaining at this point.  Basically Jarosh said my post was nonsense so I thought I would respond to your experience in the same way. 
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Reb on July 30, 2009, 12:21:11 PM

Holy shit, I'm I now falling for some meta-joke, or did you forget your own post?

It's not worth explaining at this point.  Basically Jarosh said my post was nonsense so I thought I would respond to your experience in the same way. 

Yeah, and then Jinfash responded to you, like you responded to Jarosh. I'm thinking you didn't catch that part.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 30, 2009, 12:46:59 PM
I never doubted your experience.  I was making a sarcastic remark based on how jarosh tried to discredit my whole post. 

Like I said it's really not worth getting into.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Reb on July 30, 2009, 12:50:49 PM
I never doubted your experience.  I was making a sarcastic remark based on how jarosh tried to discredit my whole post. 

Like I said it's really not worth getting into.

You are fucking with me right? Right?

I know I'm being a sucker, but here I go:

Jinfash knew you were joking, because he responded with the exact same type of joke.
So you explaining it was a joke, makes me think you missed the part Jinfash was joking.

You could be joking about missing the joke about your joke, which has me now falling in your meta-joke trap.

Also, it wasn't my experience, but that doesn't matter for this.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Reb on July 30, 2009, 01:16:39 PM
I never doubted your experience.  I was making a sarcastic remark based on how jarosh tried to discredit my whole post. 

Like I said it's really not worth getting into.

You are fucking with me right? Right?

I know I'm being a sucker, but here I go:

Jinfash knew you were joking, because he responded with the exact same type of joke.
So you explaining it was a joke, makes me think you missed the part Jinfash was joking.

You could be joking about missing the joke about your joke, which has me now falling in your meta-joke trap.

Also, it wasn't my experience, but that doesn't matter for this.
sounds like nonsense.

What sounds like nonsense? I'm reading this thread, I'm seeing it with my own eyes.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 30, 2009, 01:43:59 PM
 :lol

Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 30, 2009, 02:01:00 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 30, 2009, 02:08:15 PM
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Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 30, 2009, 02:17:05 PM
What are we laughing about?


Nonsense.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Bloodwake on July 30, 2009, 02:27:07 PM
I'm cut.

What's the big fucking deal about being cut/uncut again?
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2009, 02:29:14 PM
One looks good/streamlined, the other looks ugly
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 30, 2009, 02:37:11 PM
One looks good/streamlined, the other looks ugly

Tell us more about how you like your dicks streamlined. 
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Reb on July 30, 2009, 02:38:53 PM
:lol omg

you just fell into the same trap. re-read the thread and my posts. lol

What, I was joking, see my earlier post!
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Bloodwake on July 30, 2009, 02:39:52 PM
One looks good/streamlined, the other looks ugly

Tell us more about how you like your dicks streamlined. 

 :lol
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 30, 2009, 03:25:59 PM
:lol omg

you just fell into the same trap. re-read the thread and my posts. lol

What, I was joking, see my earlier post!

You're about as funny as the average episode of the Big Bang Theory!
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: DJ_Tet on July 30, 2009, 03:59:42 PM
That horse you're beating is already dead.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Reb on July 30, 2009, 04:26:38 PM
I'm reading the thread. God, it's full of slow people. Nobody gets Rebiak, unless it was part of the joke; one that is as confusing as my sexuality.

It's just you and me baby, hold me.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 30, 2009, 04:45:16 PM
One looks good/streamlined, the other looks ugly

Tell us more about how you like your dicks streamlined. 

It's definitely the ideal aesthetic in my mind.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Bildi on July 30, 2009, 05:47:16 PM
I'm siding with Rebiak in this issue of ridiculous misunderstanding.  He's the only one who doesn't have a broken joke detector.
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Reb on July 30, 2009, 05:55:33 PM
I'm siding with Rebiak in this issue of ridiculous misunderstanding.  He's the only one who doesn't have a broken joke detector.

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Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Mupepe on July 31, 2009, 01:18:40 PM
Happy birthday.
thank you :)
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: Yeti on August 01, 2009, 01:31:30 AM
I'm reading the thread. God, it's full of slow people. Nobody gets Rebiak, unless it was part of the joke; one that is as confusing as my sexuality.

Just because YOU'RE confused about your sexuality doesn't mean that the rest of us are!  :P
Title: Re: Foreskins
Post by: CurseoftheGods on August 01, 2009, 04:26:50 PM
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