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Title: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 03, 2009, 04:13:44 PM: VOTE PAPANGUSES
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Post by: Reb on August 03, 2009, 04:16:34 PM: tragic masturbation :'(
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 03, 2009, 04:19:13 PM: Live feed to Mups. :tauntaun

:bow Prole :bow2
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Post by: tehjaybo on August 03, 2009, 04:20:44 PM: Just two guys and we're havin' a good time.... havin' a good time....
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2009, 04:21:07 PM: Everyone knows that at the movement of the conception of the clone you both start to have different experiences and thus begin to separate into different people. So if he's only been cloned a short time it's more like masturbation. If it's been a long time it's gay...unless mupepe is watching.
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 03, 2009, 04:22:01 PM: PD's just trying to kick it with a dude...and that dude is him. :-*
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 03, 2009, 04:22:43 PM: nature > nurture :drool
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 03, 2009, 04:26:43 PM: If you had a twin brother, would you have sex with him?
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Post by: muckhole on August 03, 2009, 04:31:11 PM: Well, I'd have sex with yours. :-*
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Post by: tehjaybo on August 03, 2009, 04:32:22 PM: Quote from: muckhole on August 03, 2009, 04:31:11 PM
Well, I've had sex with yours. :-*

:teehee

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Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2009, 04:48:50 PM: Interesting question indeed. If my clone jerked me off, how would that be any different than me jerking myself off? In fact it's the same thing :o

I wish I had a twin brother now :-\
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Post by: demi on August 03, 2009, 04:50:54 PM: I would in fact JO only with my clone. Into a tornado. No gay stuff.
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Post by: drew on August 03, 2009, 04:53:31 PM: yeah, but i am so fuckin' HOT i'd make this exception
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Post by: Powerslave on August 03, 2009, 04:57:18 PM: nah, how could i resist myself?
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Post by: Fresh Prince on August 03, 2009, 05:08:21 PM: Worse than a recursive thread.
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Post by: Vizzys on August 03, 2009, 05:11:58 PM: (http://xs942.xs.to/xs942/09321/robotnikandhisclone625.jpg)
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Tauntaun on August 03, 2009, 05:14:16 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
Interesting question indeed. If my clone jerked me off, how would that be any different than me jerking myself off? In fact it's the same thing :o

I wish I had a twin brother now :-\

Ok that's gay.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2009, 05:17:25 PM: I also think it matters what kind of clone. Dolly clone - no, shadow clone - yes. Mass shadow clone, GOD YES.
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Post by: demi on August 03, 2009, 05:20:14 PM: Quote from: Kosma on August 03, 2009, 05:18:27 PM
and yet you scream leper all polacks

smh

This is a confessional thread. Confess you fudgepacker.
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Post by: Diunx on August 03, 2009, 05:31:52 PM: I would kill him before he kills me.
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Post by: demi on August 03, 2009, 05:33:06 PM: And then...
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Post by: Diunx on August 03, 2009, 05:45:28 PM: :teehee
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Post by: Bildi on August 03, 2009, 05:57:39 PM: I find that a fairly unattractive proposition.

As such I fear I may not be as wilde homo as I thought. :'(
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Post by: brawndolicious on August 03, 2009, 06:01:30 PM: Ew, the clone would be a baby.
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Post by: tehjaybo on August 03, 2009, 06:13:27 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on August 03, 2009, 06:01:30 PM
Ew, the clone would be a baby.
:drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool
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Post by: Diunx on August 03, 2009, 06:22:10 PM: Would it be pedo if I go back in time and rape myself?
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Post by: Bloodwake on August 03, 2009, 06:43:25 PM: The mupepe option is probably the truth.

tehjaybo, now, would definitely do it.
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 03, 2009, 06:45:32 PM: can you dress your clone up like a woman
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2009, 06:49:03 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 03, 2009, 06:45:32 PM
can you dress your clone up like a woman

If you were your clone how would you feel about that?

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Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 03, 2009, 07:04:16 PM: it's no secret

my clone would have much softer hands, too, because it wouldn't have roughed them up via manual labor :teehee
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 03, 2009, 07:05:25 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 03, 2009, 07:04:16 PM
it's no secret

my clone would have much softer hands, too, because it wouldn't have roughed them up via manual labor :teehee

But they wouldn't be as strong. :-[
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Bildi on August 03, 2009, 07:21:50 PM: Ideally we should let our clones carry on our dreary daily lives while we all rendezvous for weeks at a time to engage in natural and beautiful acts.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 03, 2009, 07:26:05 PM: I don't think I could convince my clone to live my life for me.
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Post by: Bildi on August 03, 2009, 07:27:51 PM: Perhaps you could take turns - that's 50% misery and 50% unbridled passion each.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2009, 07:33:52 PM: Quote from: Bildi on August 03, 2009, 07:27:51 PM
Perhaps you could take turns - that's 50% misery and 50% unbridled passion each.

Ya one person can read law books while the other refreshes flannel girls facebook.

edit: in before you remind me she took her facebook down.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 03, 2009, 07:36:15 PM: .

:maf
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Post by: Tieno on August 03, 2009, 07:41:42 PM: Gay and also incestuous. This is very similar to having sex with your twin brother. It's another male conscious being, so no.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2009, 08:06:53 PM: Quote from: Malek on August 03, 2009, 07:36:15 PM
.

:maf

:lol I saw the first reply.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Powerslave on August 03, 2009, 08:09:33 PM: What was it?
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 03, 2009, 08:11:44 PM: I started typing a reply before you edited. Editing your message--for things other than spelling or grammar--is a bitch move.
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Post by: Powerslave on August 03, 2009, 08:18:16 PM: A BITCH MOVE.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 03, 2009, 08:28:13 PM: TYPING IN CAPS IS AWESOME.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 03, 2009, 08:57:58 PM: :lol but I knew exactly what you were going to say. I couldn't help myself.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 03, 2009, 09:34:34 PM: Just do a Double Dutch Rudder. You won't be gay cause you're touching your own dick.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 03, 2009, 10:40:54 PM: Trick question, right? Depends on whether the clone is deep or shallow, and since that's not specified*, I would avoid using your cloning interface altogether and just create my own if I needed one.

* "perfect" doesn't cover it, since that just describes the completeness of its adherence to some ideal, it doesn't lay out what the ideal actually is.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Bildi on August 03, 2009, 10:46:58 PM: I can see you and your clone would have a lot of fun together recursive.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2009, 12:57:21 AM: Quote from: Tauntaun on August 03, 2009, 05:14:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
Interesting question indeed. If my clone jerked me off, how would that be any different than me jerking myself off? In fact it's the same thing :o

I wish I had a twin brother now :-\

Ok that's gay.

How is that gay? You jerk your dick off all the time, why not let your clone do it?
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Tieno on August 04, 2009, 03:57:59 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2009, 12:57:21 AM
Quote from: Tauntaun on August 03, 2009, 05:14:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
Interesting question indeed. If my clone jerked me off, how would that be any different than me jerking myself off? In fact it's the same thing :o

I wish I had a twin brother now :-\

Ok that's gay.

How is that gay? You jerk your dick off all the time, why not let your clone do it?
Why not let your gay lover do it?

smd
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Post by: Powerslave on August 04, 2009, 12:38:24 PM: mmmmm my clone
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 04, 2009, 12:43:27 PM: It'll be like a 3D mirror but with fluids and cuddling
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Post by: MCD on August 04, 2009, 01:04:15 PM: (http://i27.tinypic.com/23r7m85.jpg)
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 04, 2009, 03:35:47 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2009, 12:57:21 AM
Quote from: Tauntaun on August 03, 2009, 05:14:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 03, 2009, 04:48:50 PM
Interesting question indeed. If my clone jerked me off, how would that be any different than me jerking myself off? In fact it's the same thing :o

I wish I had a twin brother now :-\

Ok that's gay.

How is that gay? You jerk your dick off all the time, why not let your clone do it?

Dude, twin brother and clone are two different things. Twin brother is BrandNew area, do you really want to go there? :wag

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Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2009, 03:37:24 PM: I guess we'll have to agree to disagree ;)
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 04, 2009, 03:50:49 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 04, 2009, 03:37:24 PM
I guess we'll have to agree to disagree ;)

:teehee
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Post by: jiji on August 04, 2009, 04:00:37 PM: Tragic masturbation option, although I'm such an ugly schlub that if I did want to sample the cock, it wouldn't be my own I'd be after.
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Post by: WrikaWrek on August 04, 2009, 04:05:55 PM: What if it was your mother?

Would you fuck her? It's not your mother, it's just a clone...
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Post by: WrikaWrek on August 04, 2009, 04:59:47 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on August 04, 2009, 04:14:51 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on August 04, 2009, 04:05:55 PM
What if it was your mother?

Would you fuck her? It's not your mother, it's just a clone...

We were going from the masturbation angle, do you masturbate for you mother?

I masturbate to my mother.
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 04, 2009, 05:14:31 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on August 04, 2009, 04:14:51 PM
Quote from: WrikaWrek on August 04, 2009, 04:05:55 PM
What if it was your mother?

Would you fuck her? It's not your mother, it's just a clone...

We were going from the masturbation angle, do you masturbate for you mother?

(http://www.etherealvortex.com/wp-content/gallery/misc/son_help.jpg)
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 04, 2009, 07:05:41 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on August 04, 2009, 12:59:14 PM
First of all I need to know a few things about the clone and the cloning process; for example does anyone know about him? is he registered in the system? does he have any type of rights? does he have a different personality, characteristics, ambitions?

If the answer to all those questions is no, meaning that the clone is an extraneous individual to the society, then I'd lock him up in a dungeon and practice every twisted sexual act that comes to mind on him.

The world doesn't need another me, they barely stand the current me. I'd be doing everybody a service.

:bow :bow from worst evilborean to best: jinfash akbar :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: evilbore votes: a cloning conundrum
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 04, 2009, 09:23:20 PM: God already hates me (for good reasons) so not much change here.