What does "simp on broads" even mean? I don't speak jive. Can I get a translator?
*lame attempt at humor*
Yeah, I was going to reply to his questionnare then I got stumped on simp.
What does "simp on broads" even mean? I don't speak jive. Can I get a translator?
Have sex with women? Not yet
Mack on them at all? All the time
Do you party with friends? I hang with friends, not party
Do you go out clubbing? No
Have sex with women? Not fat white ones
Mack on them at all? When the time is right yes
Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? I don't preform oral unless I get some
Do you party with friends? I hang with friends, not party
Do you go out clubbing? No
Have sex with women? Not fat white ones
Mack on them at all? When the time is right yes
Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? I don't preform oral unless I get some
You could have just replied "No" to all of them and saved yourself a lot of time. Same goes for a lot of you people on this forum.
There's an SA meme of a picture of an old man reflecting, "I used to have it all". I would like to find that jpg and post it here.
Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?
Yeah... I knit/crochet, read, and have a bunch of other hobbies besides videogames. I go out riding a lot too... I'm a pretty active equestrian.
Do you party with friends?
Yeah... in MMOs.
Do you go out clubbing?
We don't have clubs where I live. People go bowling and that is about it.
Have sex with women?
I've never even had sex with men, let alone women. O_o
Mack on them at all?
What is that? When you go to McDonald's?
Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads?
What does simp mean?
Hey Waychel, do you like R&B music?::)
Waychel you're a virgin? So am I!::) ::)
...wanna come over?
Phoenix Dark and The Black Stallion are going to cover Waychel like an Oreo!:lol
Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?
Do you party with friends?
Yes
Do you go out clubbing?
No, I'm not a fan of clubbing
Have sex with women?
Shemales only
Mack on them at all?
No I talk to them, and flirt. I don't "mack" that sounds like a fucking outdated 90's term.
Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads?
Please translate this black lingo, no one says this distinguished mentally-challenged shit.
Just wondering is all.
Lets not turn this thread into some sort of flame war... it's not about that, at all.
Mine was a simple question to gauge whether or not she's willing to get stibbed by a black dude at all. Whereas Phoenix Dark was just a shameless example of simping to the Nth degree.Hey Waychel, do you like R&B music?::)Waychel you're a virgin? So am I!::) ::)
...wanna come over?
Christopher is the only person in this thread that I would keep company with. He's cool despite his like for Abercrombie clothing. I'd like to party with him and have sex with some of his attractive female friends.
Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online? For the most part. Toss in another couple hobbies and you've got me
Do you party with friends? Sometimes. Not as often as I'd like but once you're not a teenager anymore, people have different priorities and it is tougher to get together.
Do you go out clubbing? Not really. I go see bands once or twice a month. Once again, I'm not a kid anymore
Have sex with women? Uh, no.
Mack on them at all? No.
Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? Again, no
Just wondering is all.
Lets not turn this thread into some sort of flame war... it's not about that, at all.
Phoenix Dark and The Black Stallion are going to cover Waychel like an Oreo!
Yes, I spend my free time kicking ass and taking names.
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Jesus fucking Christ on a stick, I'm blacker than The Black Stallion and I haven't heard "simp" since Kangols, pressed Lees and name-plate belt buckles were in style.
Cloudwalking never macks on me :-\
Do you party with friends? Pretty much every weekend. You?LAN parties don't count, fatty.
Do you go out clubbing? No, I'm not Christopher.
Have sex with women? Yes, but not lately. :'(
Mack on them at all? Only if they're fuckable. :pimp
LAN parties don't count, fatty.Really? Well then I've never even hung out with a girl in real life.
Damn Stallion, that's a nice leather jacket. I have one but it's bigger, not as good looking.
I might not like you, but I can never challenge your style
You put a lot of effort into this post. I won't respond in the same because I don't give as much of a shit as you.Jesus fucking Christ on a stick, I'm blacker than The Black Stallion and I haven't heard "simp" since Kangols, pressed Lees and name-plate belt buckles were in style.
1. I explicitly said that this thread was NOT for flaming.
2. You're not "blacker" than anyone. You're a bitter, middle aged, ginger with an attitude problem. Check yourself.
3. Kangols and name-plate belt buckles ARE in style:
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That hat is Kangol.
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While I wouldn't wear this outfit myself, it is within the lines of what's considered stylish in contemporary street wear and probably costs more than all the clothes in your wardrobe combined.
Then again, I am telling this to an old man who willingly buys clothes with tribal dragon prints on them:
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Fucking gross.
BTW: Don't pull that "oh you're a psycho you saved that picture to your hard drive" bullshit that you do all the time on OA. The only reason I took the effort to locate and post that hideous, embarrassing picture is so that people here would understand what the fuck I'm talking about when I say you have no room to talk about who's blacker or what's in style, you old fuck.
Damn Stallion, that's a nice leather jacket. I have one but it's bigger, not as good looking.
I might not like you, but I can never challenge your style
Are you serious? He looks like a fucking jerkoff. :lol
I wasn't going to mention the fact that your post is irony in full action, but there I said. At least St. Cornelius' humor caters to someone and that's not just me. If it didn't he might be reduced to bitterly posting pictures of hideous black guys or harassing people from fuck, wherever the fuck you are, I dunno.
Must be nice to be a stupid distinguished black fellow so you can act without any class at ALL.I wasn't going to mention the fact that your post is irony in full action, but there I said. At least St. Cornelius' humor caters to someone and that's not just me. If it didn't he might be reduced to bitterly posting pictures of hideous black guys or harassing people from fuck, wherever the fuck you are, I dunno.
You know whiteACID, I fucked a chick that looked a lot like you last weekend. While she slobbed on my knob I jammed my finger up her pooper and made her lick it off. Afterwards, I deleted/blocked her off my MySpace and ignored her phone calls. If I'm bitter about anything it's about even letting that harlot into my car... just saying is all.
And Dark Shake, you're a fat douchebag that doesn't have any friends on here (PD doesn't count), or in real life. Stop hating, and stop lying.
Oh, it is. But really, who are you to talk about class?Must be nice to be a stupid distinguished black fellow so you can act without any class at ALL.I wasn't going to mention the fact that your post is irony in full action, but there I said. At least St. Cornelius' humor caters to someone and that's not just me. If it didn't he might be reduced to bitterly posting pictures of hideous black guys or harassing people from fuck, wherever the fuck you are, I dunno.
You know whiteACID, I fucked a chick that looked a lot like you last weekend. While she slobbed on my knob I jammed my finger up her pooper and made her lick it off. Afterwards, I deleted/blocked her off my MySpace and ignored her phone calls. If I'm bitter about anything it's about even letting that harlot into my car... just saying is all.
And Dark Shake, you're a fat douchebag that doesn't have any friends on here (PD doesn't count), or in real life. Stop hating, and stop lying.
BlackStallion, post pics of the girl you fucked last weekend. Since she has a Myspace, I'm assuming she has pictures on there. Hell, post a link to her Myspace since you apparently don't care about her. Somehow though, I doubt you will.
Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?
Do you party with friends? no
Do you go out clubbing? no
Have sex with women? used to
Mack on them at all? english?
Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads? see above...with feeling
Just wondering is all.
Lets not turn this thread into some sort of flame war... it's not about that, at all.
I wasn't going to mention the fact that your post is irony in full action, but there I said. At least St. Cornelius' humor caters to someone and that's not just me. If it didn't he might be reduced to bitterly posting pictures of hideous black guys or harassing people from fuck, wherever the fuck you are, I dunno.
You know whiteACID, I fucked a chick that looked a lot like you last weekend. While she slobbed on my knob I jammed my finger up her pooper and made her lick it off. Afterwards, I deleted/blocked her off my MySpace and ignored her phone calls. If I'm bitter about anything it's about even letting that harlot into my car... just saying is all.
And Dark Shake, you're a fat douchebag that doesn't have any friends on here (PD doesn't count), or in real life. Stop hating, and stop lying.
You know whiteACID, I fucked a chick that looked a lot like you last weekend. While she slobbed on my knob I jammed my finger up her pooper and made her lick it off. Afterwards, I deleted/blocked her off my MySpace and ignored her phone calls. If I'm bitter about anything it's about even letting that harlot into my car... just saying is all.
That's because he's fucked them all already and blocked them. ::)BlackStallion, post pics of the girl you fucked last weekend. Since she has a Myspace, I'm assuming she has pictures on there. Hell, post a link to her Myspace since you apparently don't care about her. Somehow though, I doubt you will.
If he had pics he wouldn't post them. He'll post some fake pics.
And he barely has any chicks on his MySpace anyway:
http://myspace.com/therealkensteele
Is it true that you have no soul?
BlackStallion, post pics of the girl you fucked last weekend. Since she has a Myspace, I'm assuming she has pictures on there. Hell, post a link to her Myspace since you apparently don't care about her. Somehow though, I doubt you will.I'm not going to post shit. I don't want you guys having any image to associate with my fall from grace. However, I can post pics from last weekend.
If he had pics he wouldn't post them. He'll post some fake pics.I don't use MySpace that much anyway, I'm more about that Facebook.
And he barely has any chicks on his MySpace anyway:
http://myspace.com/therealkensteele
Post those then.BlackStallion, post pics of the girl you fucked last weekend. Since she has a Myspace, I'm assuming she has pictures on there. Hell, post a link to her Myspace since you apparently don't care about her. Somehow though, I doubt you will.I'm not going to post shit. I don't want you guys having any image to associate with my fall from grace. However, I can post pics from last weekend.
I went clubbing with some pretty good looking chicks. I can post a pic if you want.
(http://photos-867.facebook.com/ip002/v54/0/24/22426756/n22426756_32210867_6810.jpg)what the fuck is that?
Whatever...
Can someone rehost it for me? :(Please
Do you have two parents that are still together?
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6544/n22426756322108676810hc9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)The two on the right have got some nice tits.
Do you some of you guys do anything other than sit alone at home playing videogames and watching movies only to discuss them later online?
Sometimes I talk about them with people in person.
Do you party with friends?
No. Also, I was lying in the first question. I don't have any friends.
Do you go out clubbing?
I tried, but none of the bouncers would let me into a club, so I gave up.
Have sex with women?
Not yet, but I'm only 38. I figure I have 2 years before that's a problem.
Mack on them at all?
I had a private message with a girl on IRC a few years back. She seemed nice, but I never talked to her after that.
Hell, do some of you at least simp on broads?
That sounds disrespectful to women.
Lets not turn this thread into some sort of flame war... it's not about that, at all.
I agree and am happy to answer your questions. I hope this information is useful to you.
Do you play video games? Yes
If so, which ones are you skilled at? Super Smash Brothers: Melee, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater (Any version with manual and revert, and I'm pretty good at PC FPSs... other than that I pretty average or I plain suck at them.
Do you have a girlfriend? No
If not, do you feel it's a man's job to kiss and fuck as many women as humanly possible? No
Do you have two parents that are still together? Yes
Do you buy new clothes on a regular basis? (weekly?) Yes
Do you often try to find sex partners through the internet? No
Mupepe, those pictures were taken in a dorm room, and no, I didn't smash that night because my friend successfully completed the biggest cock block in history. We were invited to stay the night but of course he throws a hissy fit and we end up driving home at 4 in the morning. Why does it matter so much to you? Are you always such a nit picking, questioning bitch, or are you just gay?What was the biggest cock block in history? Cock block stories are always funny.
Mupepe, those pictures were taken in a dorm room, and no, I didn't smash that night because my friend successfully completed the biggest cock block in history. We were invited to stay the night but of course he throws a hissy fit and we end up driving home at 4 in the morning. Why does it matter so much to you? Are you always such a nit picking, questioning bitch, or are you just gay?What was the biggest cock block in history? Cock block stories are always funny.
I'm just being a nit picking, questioning bitch because I'm bored and you seemed like an easy target to annoy.
Oh, and in regards to Demi's post: You guys don't allow the word "n*gger" to be said on this forum yet you allow such blatant racism. Oh the hypocrisy.
(That said, I think Shoop da Whoop is a pretty awful meme.)
I found your treatment of me to be rather racist, TBS. But you don't hear me crying about it. My tears fall silently :'(
Question: If you are simping chubbies, or simping and chubbin, is it called chumpin?I don't think it's possible to simp chubbies. I think chubbies generally simp you.
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Whatever...
What does "simp on broads" even mean? I don't speak jive. Can I get a translator?
Simping is a portmanteau of the two words sissy and pimp. Simping is basically what David DeAngelo tells you what NOT to do around women. It's like wussy flirting.
Do you party with friends? No. I have no friends. :(
I was being sarcastic!!
Do you party with friends? No. I have no friends. :(
Fuck you.
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Whatever...
They're all butterfaces.
TBS I find it rather ironic that a man as obsessed with being black as yourself only is seen with white women. Black women don't put up with your shit? Or are you just running the tolkein black guy job in your small, all white town? I suppose that's a good way to get good, curious pussy.
I was being sarcastic!!
Do you party with friends? No. I have no friends. :(
Fuck you.
Wimpy flirting is flirting that guys do when they have no self esteem. It's flirting that involves speaking to a woman like she is on a pedestal. If you want examples, look at all the threads on GAF where they say "so I said hello and she was like hello and do you guys think she wants me??" It's fucking stupid. These are also the same people that over analyze everything a woman says.
I'm a human, I do what I want to do regardless of what social norms, standards, and stereotypes dictate. I'm sorry that you guys use the images of what you see on MTV and what you hear on the radio to determine your view of how a black person should conduct themselves in order to retain his "blackness." Whatever the hell that means.
Lastly, this past few pages have been riddled with racist insults
You're a... ginger
Perhaps they see through you quite easily, whereas these white girls are going through the "omg it's a black guy" phase.
No one believes you until you post pics
Perhaps they see through you quite easily, whereas these white girls are going through the "omg it's a black guy" phase.
:lol Oh shit, PD cutting deep. Thats definitely whats up.
Perhaps they see through you quite easily, whereas these white girls are going through the "omg it's a black guy" phase.
:lol Oh shit, PD cutting deep. Thats definitely whats up.
Yup yup. ;)
Am I ashamed of being a virgin? Um, no. There's nothing awesome about treating women like shit and objects, as you seem to think they are. I love it that you didn't even respond to my assertion that you're nothing more than the token black guy for white girls to obsess over for a few months before they move on. Whoops
Why not show us this half black chick TBS? I dare you
TBS' black ass shouldn't even be here in the first place. BU BU BU YOU GUYS ARE MEAN AND WONT PIMP MY SITE, MAF WORKS AT STAPLES LOLZ IM LEAVING FOREVER.
Yeah, that lasted all of two months. :lol
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Why is this necessary? We have had peace for one week or so, and now you're trying to start stuff? Come fam, wise up and make a toast to the bore.
For the record, how old are you Triumph? Ya know, since anyone in their teens is automatically a "piece of shit".Judging by his pic, about 40.
::)
For the record, how old are you Triumph? Ya know, since anyone in their teens is automatically a "piece of shit".Judging by his pic, about 40.
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:lol I didn't want to be THAT much of a dick. Balding sucks though, I feel for you. I'm almost certain I won't have that problem, thank fucking god.For the record, how old are you Triumph? Ya know, since anyone in their teens is automatically a "piece of shit".Judging by his pic, about 40.
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Hey! I saw before the edit! I'm only 29.
What pic do you speak of, Cajole?I've seen a few of him, I'm not going to search for them like TBS.