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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: muckhole on August 06, 2009, 02:06:00 PM

Title: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: muckhole on August 06, 2009, 02:06:00 PM: http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5h4T8m-PlZ2gjMJmq67f5hAdaMbbQ (http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5h4T8m-PlZ2gjMJmq67f5hAdaMbbQ)

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OTTAWA — A Saudi businessman has purchased what is being described by the Canadian seller as the world's most expensive adult novelty item -- a solid 18-carat gold penis enlarger worth nearly 50,000 dollars...

...His glitzy new penis enlarger, however, is being encrusted at his request with 40 diamonds and several rubies and is to be delivered by armored car in October, said Rick Oh, X4 Labs co-owner.

If I was getting a penis enlarger (NOTTHATIWOULDNEEDONE), I think the last thing I'd be concerned with is getting it studded with diamond and rubies, because, hey, who are you going to impress?

"Here's my solid-gold penis enlarger covered in diamonds and rubies. It's to fix my small dick."

The inevitable CBC movie will be riveting, surely.
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: Brehvolution on August 06, 2009, 04:32:17 PM: Maybe he just saw Goldmember and something clicked in his head.
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: WrikaWrek on August 06, 2009, 05:09:41 PM: A true gold digger.
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 06, 2009, 05:50:07 PM: Jinfash, post pics in the WDYB thread!
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: demi on August 06, 2009, 06:36:10 PM: Muckhole you can't make claims like that without proof. Put up or shut up.
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: muckhole on August 06, 2009, 06:42:34 PM: Please! If my dick was any bigger it would have crossed the border already. :punch

It's so big, it has it's own time zone!

It's so b*sob*
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 06, 2009, 06:44:44 PM: I demand cock pics, jin
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: demi on August 06, 2009, 06:44:53 PM: I'm sure it looks nice, I've seen plenty of guys like you. They have nice packages. But you aren't packing.
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: muckhole on August 06, 2009, 07:05:17 PM: I make up for it with 5 feet of prehensile scrotum.
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 06, 2009, 07:06:50 PM: Quote from: muckhole on August 06, 2009, 07:05:17 PM
I make up for it with 5 feet of prehensile scrotum.

I don't know whether I should be impressed by the size of your scrotum or the size of your vocabulary.
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: demi on August 06, 2009, 07:07:04 PM: Take it to the pit of sexing
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: muckhole on August 06, 2009, 07:07:40 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 06, 2009, 08:15:35 PM: Quote
Prehensile

1. Adapted for seizing, grasping, or holding, especially by wrapping around an object: a monkey's prehensile tail.

2. Having keen intellect; insightful.

3. Greedy; grasping.

I assumed 1) but perhaps he's saying he has greedy balls. I'm not sure which I'd rather.
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: muckhole on August 06, 2009, 08:20:08 PM: They can be thrown like bolas to catch retreating prey!
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: demi on August 06, 2009, 08:27:17 PM: Ever consider giving the GF egyptian goggles?
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: muckhole on August 06, 2009, 08:35:28 PM: That's how we met!
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: demi on August 06, 2009, 08:36:04 PM: I came
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: demi on August 06, 2009, 08:37:15 PM: It probably goes under different names... that's the one I know it as
Title: Re: Canadian Heritage Moment: Firm Makes Solid Gold Penis Enlarger for Saudi Man
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 06, 2009, 09:01:01 PM: I have a gold and diamond-encrusted penis enlarger actually. In fact, I'm married to her.