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Title: G.I. Joe parody has better cast than G.I. Joe movie! Hot chicks inside!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2009, 09:54:30 PM
Olivia Wilde gets her own topic! (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/076041c13b/the-ballad-of-g-i-joe) :drool
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 10, 2009, 09:57:56 PM
Julianne Moore as Scarlett?

Oh God... I.. uh.. uh... oh God...

I'll be right back. I need to clean up.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2009, 10:00:47 PM
Haha, I know! I wish this was the movie cast! :lol
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Post by: cool breeze on August 10, 2009, 10:04:48 PM
oh shit, the thread title isn't a joke
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 10, 2009, 10:06:12 PM
I stil need some more time to clean myself up... oh God Julianne Moore...

(http://carlnet.no-ip.org/spooge.gif)
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2009, 10:09:46 PM
Alexis Bledel :-*
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 10, 2009, 10:21:22 PM
:rock Henry Rollins as Duke :rock
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 10, 2009, 10:22:33 PM
That's epic. Sgt. Slaughter automatically makes it better than the GI Joe movie.
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Post by: muckhole on August 10, 2009, 10:26:59 PM
That was great. And some of the costumes didn't look too bad for their real life versions!

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Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 10, 2009, 10:29:09 PM
OLIVIA WILDE  :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 10, 2009, 11:14:08 PM
Oh my, Wilde makes a much hotter Baroness. Those are the glasses The Baroness should have worn in the movie :heartbeat
Title: Re: G.I. Joe parody has better cast than G.I. Joe movie! Hot chicks inside!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 10, 2009, 11:38:45 PM
My goal in life is to become filthy rich, so Olivia Wilde will be forced to entertain my sexual fantasies of her wearing glasses in a Baroness outfit.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 10, 2009, 11:45:07 PM
I've watched this video at least seven times already.
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 11, 2009, 12:19:54 AM
(http://i27.tinypic.com/v7s112.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 11, 2009, 12:20:38 AM
:drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool
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Title: Re: G.I. Joe parody has better cast than G.I. Joe movie! Hot chicks inside!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 11, 2009, 12:30:35 AM
:drool :drool :drool
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Post by: Dickie Dee on August 11, 2009, 12:35:40 AM
Oh 13, you're 1 in my heart
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 11, 2009, 12:40:09 AM
(http://i30.tinypic.com/f5d3iq.jpg)(http://i27.tinypic.com/2gw714k.jpg)(http://i26.tinypic.com/2igbo6x.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 11, 2009, 12:41:04 AM
I love you so much Fistful
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Post by: etiolate on August 11, 2009, 02:02:55 AM
Quote from: fistfulofmetal on August 11, 2009, 12:19:54 AM
(http://i27.tinypic.com/v7s112.jpg)

oh my

oh my
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 11, 2009, 02:07:14 AM
 :o :o :o

:drool
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 11, 2009, 11:28:17 AM
Quote from: Borys on August 11, 2009, 11:12:24 AM
This is sexy?

ok......................

[youtube=560,345]DQeFZJSfhRU[/youtube]
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 11, 2009, 01:36:35 PM
Quote from: mojovonio on August 11, 2009, 09:36:52 AM
I didn't see Alexis Blidel!

She's in there for a second as Lady Jaye.
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Post by: chronovore on August 15, 2009, 11:40:24 AM
This rules. But I thought it was Sasha Grey until I read the thread. Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck is also a nice touch.
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Post by: Toddler on August 15, 2009, 01:40:12 PM
Chuck Lidell as Gung Ho! :rock
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 15, 2009, 04:03:29 PM
I wonder if Stephen Sommers saw this and went: :-\
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 17, 2009, 06:46:28 AM
her clarinet fingerings are all wrong, kinda ruins it for me.
Title: Re: G.I. Joe parody has better cast than G.I. Joe movie! Hot chicks inside!
Post by: chronovore on August 17, 2009, 07:01:25 AM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 17, 2009, 06:46:28 AM
her clarinet fingerings are all wrong, kinda ruins it for me.

Just focus on the fact that she's holding something long and rigid, manipulating it with her hands while it's in her mouth. That should get you past pretty much any complaints.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 17, 2009, 07:38:34 AM
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Just focus on the fact that she's holding something long and rigid, manipulating it with her hands while it's in her mouth.

But she's doing it incorrectly, so even if I'm to take it as a double entendre, what does that then suggest about her competence at the other thing?
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Post by: cubicle47b on August 17, 2009, 09:35:39 AM
Yeah, Olivia Wilde is hot but I'd be all over Alexis Bledel.
Title: Re: G.I. Joe parody has better cast than G.I. Joe movie! Hot chicks inside!
Post by: chronovore on August 17, 2009, 09:49:37 AM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 17, 2009, 07:38:34 AM
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Just focus on the fact that she's holding something long and rigid, manipulating it with her hands while it's in her mouth.

But she's doing it incorrectly, so even if I'm to take it as a double entendre, what does that then suggest about her competence at the other thing?

...And you claim ignorance at why you're girlfriend-less right now?