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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on August 12, 2009, 09:22:28 PM

Title: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 12, 2009, 09:22:28 PM: The first thing we're gonna do is... put a creationism display in the zoo? (http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=298&articleid=20090811_298_0_Rpbiaa274797)

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Republican mayoral candidate Anna Falling said Tuesday that putting a Christian creationism display in the Tulsa Zoo is No. 1 in importance among city issues that include violent crime, budget woes and bumpy streets.

“It’s first,” she said to calls of “hallelujah” at a rally outside the zoo. “If we can’t come to the foundation of faith in this community, those other answers will never come. We need to first of all recognize the fact that God needs to be honored in this city.”

Man I wish this was an Onion story...
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 12, 2009, 09:23:57 PM: If we can put the Creationists in the zoo as well, I'd vote for that.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: max_cool on August 12, 2009, 09:26:23 PM: hmm, is this going to be a tax payers expense? And if not, why must it go on public property?

You'd think Tulsa would put a giant oil pump sculpture there or something similar since that is what Tulsa, and the rest of OK lives an dies by, not God.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 12, 2009, 09:36:27 PM: And just who do you think put all of that oil in Oklahoma? :smug
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 12, 2009, 09:39:50 PM: She looks like a mix between Ann Coulter and Greta Van Susteren
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: max_cool on August 12, 2009, 10:11:20 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 12, 2009, 09:36:27 PM
And just who do you think put all of that oil in Oklahoma? :smug
Satan, to test our faith. That oil is "millions" of years old, so says :piss science :piss2
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2009, 10:11:31 PM: Is there anything funnier than faith based atheists sneering at faith based religious folks :smug
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: Oblivion on August 12, 2009, 10:14:23 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 12, 2009, 10:11:31 PM
Is there anything funnier than faith based atheists sneering at faith based religious folks :smug

I can never tell when you're being serious or not.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 12, 2009, 11:30:19 PM: I hope the exhibit is some dude named Adam in a plexiglass cage with a deadly snake. I'd go see that. Maybe on Wednesdays they can do a live show where they remove on of his ribs.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: Brehvolution on August 13, 2009, 12:48:58 AM: A fictional exhibit at a zoo?
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: clothedmacuser on August 13, 2009, 01:36:38 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on August 12, 2009, 11:30:19 PM
I hope the exhibit is some dude named Adam in a plexiglass cage with a deadly snake. I'd go see that. Maybe on Wednesdays they can do a live show where they remove on of his ribs.

Give me a naked hot Eve and I do believe you have yourself some funding.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: etiolate on August 13, 2009, 02:05:52 AM: "If I owned Hell and Oklahoma, I'd live in Hell and rent out Oklahoma."
-an old Oklahoma friend
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican ready to tackle the tough issues
Post by: Bildi on August 13, 2009, 02:40:13 AM: Quote from: Zero Hero on August 13, 2009, 12:48:58 AM
A fictional exhibit at a zoo?

I know. ::)

It's a zoo, not an amusement park.