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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:01:23 PM

Title: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:01:23 PM
assholes
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Barry Egan on August 13, 2009, 09:01:54 PM
shit/bin
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:02:30 PM
i will shit in your mouf
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Barry Egan on August 13, 2009, 09:02:53 PM
now we're talking!
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: demi on August 13, 2009, 09:03:11 PM
sorry, i'm not into gay stuff. only JO.
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: CurseoftheGods on August 13, 2009, 09:03:27 PM
my birfday was august 11th i didn't get anything either :'(
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:04:24 PM
happy two days ago!
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: CurseoftheGods on August 13, 2009, 09:05:47 PM
oh and happy birthday, eel :D
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:05:53 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 09:03:18 PM
People from the south have birthdays ???

yes, we celebrate by lynching one yankee for each year that has passed

this year i got to hang an entire small northern town
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Don Flamenco on August 13, 2009, 09:08:46 PM
i tried they locked
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 13, 2009, 09:12:11 PM
"The day after my birthday is not my birthday, mum!"

Happy belated birthday, Eel.
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:14:32 PM
thanks

i was so busy yesterday i didn't have much time to dwell on how old i am now
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 13, 2009, 09:16:13 PM
If it makes you feel better, I was stuck at Houston airport for hours.  I didn't get home until 3 AM.
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Brehvolution on August 13, 2009, 09:16:28 PM
Happy belated my friend.  :-*
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 13, 2009, 09:17:27 PM
happy berfday chief :heart
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:19:04 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 09:15:45 PM
42 sucks :'(

i'm only 40!  don't kick me in the grave any sooner!
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Bildi on August 13, 2009, 09:19:51 PM
Suck it up!  Mine was January 27 and I STILL haven't seen a thread. :maf

Happy birthday Eel & Curse. :heart
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 13, 2009, 09:20:56 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:19:04 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 09:15:45 PM
42 sucks :'(

i'm only 40!  don't kick me in the grave any sooner!

Sorry Eel, the DEATH PANEL has spoken.  We're gonna put you out on an ice floe with Grandpa Prole... don't worry, you'll get a couple cans of sardines and a bottle of Old Granddad.
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Oblivion on August 13, 2009, 09:22:20 PM
Hey, nobody made me a birthday thread, (and that was 10 months ago!) but you don't see me WHINING ABOUT IT! :punch :punch :punch


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scuse me while I cry myself to sleep  :'( :'(
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Happy b-day, Eel! :hump :tauntaun
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Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 13, 2009, 09:24:11 PM
Whoa, whoa - let's not get too hasty, Triumph.

... Those provisions will cost a pretty penny.  I mean, if we put him on an iceberg, he should be able to sustain himself with water and ice.
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:25:13 PM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 13, 2009, 09:20:56 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:19:04 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 09:15:45 PM
42 sucks :'(

i'm only 40!  don't kick me in the grave any sooner!

Sorry Eel, the DEATH PANEL has spoken.  We're gonna put you out on an ice floe with Grandpa Prole... don't worry, you'll get a couple cans of sardines and a bottle of Old Granddad.

i am going to suggest a new borecast feature called "Ask Grandpa Prole"

you can email all your inquiries about prostate health to comments@borecast.com
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 13, 2009, 09:26:57 PM
First question:

What is the afterlife like?
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: muckhole on August 13, 2009, 09:29:26 PM
 :lol

Happy Birthday, Eel.
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:30:38 PM


Quote from: Willco on August 13, 2009, 09:26:57 PM
First question:

What is the afterlife like?


i'll let charles nelson reilly answer that

(http://www.nndb.com/people/408/000023339/CNR.jpg)

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no one here is old enough to know who charles nelson reilly is  :(
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Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Rman on August 13, 2009, 09:46:12 PM
Quote from: Bildi on August 13, 2009, 09:19:51 PM
Suck it up!  Mine was January 27 and I STILL haven't seen a thread. :maf

Happy birthday Eel & Curse. :heart
Oh snap!  My birthday is on January 27th as well.  I don't like mentioning it, though.  I'm one of those secret birthday types.
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Bebpo on August 13, 2009, 09:47:34 PM
happy birthday everyone who turned in 2009 so far

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and by turned I mean  :tauntaun  :-*
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Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 13, 2009, 10:47:38 PM
everything I know about the afterlife I learned from avebged sevenfold

There, is granddad hip ehough for you kids?

WAT
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Bildi on August 13, 2009, 10:49:54 PM
Quote from: Rman on August 13, 2009, 09:46:12 PM
Oh snap!  My birthday is on January 27th as well.  I don't like mentioning it, though.  I'm one of those secret birthday types.

I can't wait to exchange gifts next year. :hump
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 13, 2009, 10:53:54 PM
You're awesome Eel :rock

Happy birthday!
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: tiesto on August 14, 2009, 12:12:18 AM
Happy birthday, Eel!
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2009, 12:45:05 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 13, 2009, 09:20:56 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:19:04 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 13, 2009, 09:15:45 PM
42 sucks :'(

i'm only 40!  don't kick me in the grave any sooner!

Sorry Eel, the DEATH PANEL has spoken.  We're gonna put you out on an ice floe with Grandpa Prole... don't worry, you'll get a couple cans of sardines and a bottle of Old Granddad.

And some KY.
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Prole's request. *shrugs* :shh
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Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 14, 2009, 12:47:28 AM
Sucks that you can't use "I'm in my thirties" anymo'  :'(

But happy belated Birthday!
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Rman on August 14, 2009, 12:53:00 AM
Happy Belated Birthday, BTW.
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Reb on August 14, 2009, 01:55:32 AM
I made a I LOVE EEL thread not too long ago, you attention whore.
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Bildi on August 14, 2009, 02:22:07 AM
Quote from: Rebiak on August 14, 2009, 01:55:32 AM
I made LOVE TO EEL not too long ago, you attention whore.

That's how I read it at first glance.  And now that I've fixed it I can read it like this indefinitely.
Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 14, 2009, 04:44:50 AM
Not enough

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Title: Re: Not one of you sonsofbitches made me a birthday thread yesterday
Post by: Fortus on August 14, 2009, 05:02:58 AM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on August 13, 2009, 09:30:38 PM

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Ghost and Mrs. Muir. He was neither the Ghost nor Mrs. Muir but he certainly had his share of airtime on that show

Happy Birthday old timer. Now get off my lawn