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Title: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 14, 2009, 01:36:48 AM: Vick stuck in Philly. :lol

Redskins stayed at home. :'(
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: OptimoPeach on August 14, 2009, 01:42:49 AM: I was kinda hoping the Raiders would snag him
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2009, 01:47:01 AM: McRib is having to watch his back. :ninja
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Narag on August 14, 2009, 01:50:29 AM: McNabb will either be benched or injured by the time Vick is eligible to play so win-win for the Eagles.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 14, 2009, 01:58:53 AM: Quote from: Narag on August 14, 2009, 01:50:29 AM
McNabb will either be benched or injured by the time Vick is eligible to play so win-win for the Eagles.
Where's the win? Vick was a terrible passer and he hasn't thrown a ball in nearly three years.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 14, 2009, 01:59:20 AM: McNabb and Vick will run a cockfighting ring.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 14, 2009, 01:59:39 AM: Quote from: Malek on August 14, 2009, 01:58:53 AM
Quote from: Narag on August 14, 2009, 01:50:29 AM
McNabb will either be benched or injured by the time Vick is eligible to play so win-win for the Eagles.
Where's the win? Vick was a terrible passer and he hasn't thrown a ball in nearly three years.

bu bu bu he practiced all the time in prison!
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 14, 2009, 02:00:54 AM: He'll never fumble a football again after his experience with soap in prison showers.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 14, 2009, 02:01:47 AM: :lol

VICK HAS FLASHBACK IN TEAM SHOWERS, ACCIDENTALLY SHANKS LINEMAN
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 14, 2009, 02:04:17 AM: What are the Eagles' actual plans for Vick? slot back? special teams?
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 14, 2009, 02:05:00 AM: Janitor.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 14, 2009, 02:06:59 AM: If I were a rich NFL owner, I'd pay him to clean up dog poop.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 14, 2009, 02:10:02 AM: HE'S FRIENDS WITH TONY DUNGY HE IS A CHANGED MAN LEAVE HIM ALONE MALEK

LEEEAVVEE MIKE VICK ALLOOOONEE!!!
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Narag on August 14, 2009, 02:12:11 AM: I miss Tony Dungy. Sometimes I rage a little thinking he retired from the Colts to help Vick :-\
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 14, 2009, 02:13:37 AM: I approve of the mentorship. Maybe Vick will follow the path of Tony's son James.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 14, 2009, 02:15:28 AM: That is pretty bad. :wag
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 14, 2009, 02:18:06 AM: Quote from: Malek on August 14, 2009, 02:13:37 AM
I approve of the mentorship. Maybe Vick will follow the path of Tony's son James.

Damn :lol

That's ice cold man.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 14, 2009, 02:25:51 AM: Quote from: Malek on August 14, 2009, 02:13:37 AM
I approve of the mentorship. Maybe Vick will follow the path of Tony's son James.

smh

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good lord, i'd kill to see some espn talking head say that on a panel
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Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 14, 2009, 02:27:56 AM: He'd lose his gig faster than you can say "Jimmy the Greek Snyder."
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: ManaByte on August 14, 2009, 03:08:34 AM: Vick brings rabid pit pulls to next game against New England. Pit bulls escape and maul Brady to death.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2009, 03:11:35 AM: Quote from: Malek on August 14, 2009, 02:13:37 AM
I approve of the mentorship. Maybe Vick will follow the path of Tony's son James.

Hating dogs is bad but hating gays is OK. NFL Cares (TM).
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Narag on August 14, 2009, 03:12:09 AM: Philly fans would get to Brady before Vick. Hey, its preseason and we have this already

(http://i26.tinypic.com/1zqwkk7.jpg)
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: ManaByte on August 14, 2009, 03:14:13 AM: I was hoping to see Brady taken out tonight. Didn't happen. And the Raiders didn't lose. Crappy night for football, even preseason.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Narag on August 14, 2009, 03:14:43 AM: Well, its always nice to get an idea how the Cowboys will be playing in December.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2009, 03:22:42 AM: Quote from: ManaByte on August 14, 2009, 03:14:13 AM
I was hoping to see Brady taken out tonight. Didn't happen. And the Raiders didn't lose. Crappy night for football, even preseason.

Go Raiders!
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: ManaByte on August 14, 2009, 03:29:10 AM: Raiders fans :yuck
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Kara on August 14, 2009, 04:21:14 AM: Imma gonna shank you, biznatch.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: ManaByte on August 14, 2009, 05:04:49 AM: Yup Raiders fan.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 14, 2009, 05:41:18 AM: I've hired a hobo with a shotgun to hang out on the sidelines during NEs games to protect my top fantasy investment in Dreamboat Brady. Imagine my surprise when that hobo just turned out to be Bill Belichick with an extremely dirty hoodie on.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: pilonv1 on August 14, 2009, 06:27:33 AM: Quote from: Malek on August 14, 2009, 01:58:53 AM
Quote from: Narag on August 14, 2009, 01:50:29 AM
McNabb will either be benched or injured by the time Vick is eligible to play so win-win for the Eagles.
Where's the win? Vick was a terrible passer and he hasn't thrown a ball in nearly three years.

So you're saying he could have improved

go bengals

...

:bawl
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 14, 2009, 10:56:02 AM: Quote from: ManaByte on August 14, 2009, 03:08:34 AM
Vick brings rabid pit pulls to next game against New England. Pit bulls escape and maul Brady to death.

Yea, shut the fuck up

Vick has always been overrated but I hope he's given a fair chance. He served his time

Stallworth killed a human being and got 30 days in jail, which he didn't even serve fully. And he'll be back in the NFL next season
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2009, 11:00:32 AM: Yeah that's pretty messed up. You get more jail time for dog fighting than killing a guy while driving drunk.

:piss judicial system
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 14, 2009, 01:52:31 PM: Stallworth paid off the family, an option that Vick didn't have.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2009, 01:54:34 PM: That shouldn't matter in the eyes of the law.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 14, 2009, 01:55:42 PM: Even the law can be bought.

I feel like that's the tagline to a movie.
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Akala on August 14, 2009, 01:58:43 PM: Saints play tonight! :hyper
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 14, 2009, 01:59:10 PM: Vick should have paid off the families of the dead pitt bulls. Buy them some new collars or something
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 15, 2009, 07:03:09 PM: Lions down 22-10, Stafford throws a pick six :lol

http://channelsurfing.net/watch-nfl-network.html (http://channelsurfing.net/watch-nfl-network.html)
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Himu on August 15, 2009, 07:19:55 PM: Malek :lol
Title: Re: Vick signs with Philly, NFL kind of kicked off tonight
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 16, 2009, 05:35:11 AM: LIONS :rock

:bow :bow :bow