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My marriage with Jinfash
My marriage with Jinfash
You son of a bitch
Now that EB owns Himuru's identity, we can finally move forward with our plans.
When is the last time you masturbated behind her back? Was she involved in the fantasy?:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Now that EB owns Himuru's identity, we can finally move forward with our plans.
Turning him in to Homeland Security?
I don't have a marriage, but I do have a new roommate. I was gonna make a thread about how much he's like me, then he committed major SMH Sins.I don't think I could deal with living with a roommate ever again.
Last night I got home from a stressful day of working for my parents and I noticed music was being blasted uber high upstairs. Naturally I went up to see my new roommate shirtless in his room listening to it. I didn't pay it much mind, even though he seemed startled I was home and turned it down a bit. But when I got into my room and settled down I started hearing the lyrics of said music. He was bumping Christian rap :'(
Then I was watching Magnolia last night in the basement and he came down to get some food. He heard Tom Cruise's respect da cock speech and asked me if I was watching an X rated film :-\
just had my 12th anniversary!
:rock :hump me and my beezy :hump :rock
so the question everyone's dying to know: what is the secret to a successful marriage? (two sentences or less)
I don't have a marriage, but I do have a new roommate. I was gonna make a thread about how much he's like me, then he committed major SMH Sins.
Last night I got home from a stressful day of working for my parents and I noticed music was being blasted uber high upstairs. Naturally I went up to see my new roommate shirtless in his room listening to it. I didn't pay it much mind, even though he seemed startled I was home and turned it down a bit. But when I got into my room and settled down I started hearing the lyrics of said music. He was bumping Christian rap :'(
Then I was watching Magnolia last night in the basement and he came down to get some food. He heard Tom Cruise's respect da cock speech and asked me if I was watching an X rated film :-\
so the question everyone's dying to know: what is the secret to a successful marriage? (two sentences or less)
Don't just get married.
Don't get married.
Don't marry anyone.
Don't listen to anyone.
Also what's the pin number of your ATM card?
When white people become a minority will they start pulling the race card?
lol @ only having 1 kid. :smug
No wonder white people are becoming the minority.
Having a kid hurts.
They infringe on my "alone time".
:violin
When white people become a minority will they start pulling the race card?
Have you seen fox news?
lol @ only having 1 kid. :smug
No wonder white people are becoming the minority.
Having a kid hurts.
They infringe on my "alone time".
:violin
I have sinned doubly by having a kid that is only half-white!
One drop rule works this way too.lol @ only having 1 kid. :smug
No wonder white people are becoming the minority.
Having a kid hurts.
They infringe on my "alone time".
:violin
I have sinned doubly by having a kid that is only half-white!
When white people become a minority will they start pulling the race card?
Have you seen fox news?
I try my hardest to ignore fox news :'(
tmi Borys. tmi. :yuck
What Maurice described aren't even real roommate issues. :lol
Sure he's not a filthy slob like my last roommate but he IS weird. right...? :'(
Is there even a reason to get married these days?
Is there even a reason to get married these days?
Try that one on your GF and see how it goes over.
Quotewhat do you hate most about your child?
his adept cock blocking skills. >:(
is tauntaun always so alluring yet frightening?
Is there even a reason to get married these days?
Try that one on your GF and see how it goes over.
It will only prove his point. Then her plan falls apart and she can't demand half of everything :smug
Marriage is only for the fat, ugly or those afraid of being alone.
If you don't want kids, get a vasectomy right now. Don't even fuck around and think you will find a woman that doesn't want kids. They all fall victim to their hormones.
Marriage is only for the fat, ugly or those afraid of being alone.
If you don't want kids, get a vasectomy right now. Don't even fuck around and think you will find a woman that doesn't want kids. They all fall victim to their hormones.
marriage and especially kids are the greatest things in the world, its the point of life
It's the point of all life.
It's the point of all life.
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It's weird, all my college friends from upstate are already married or engaged... and over here, only 2 of my friends are married, the more republican ones too. I'm hoping to one day get married, as soon as the right woman comes along...
I think Roissy goes way over the top with his anti-marriage rants, but the one thing that he talks about that DOES scare me about marriage is divorce (which women statistically initiate more than men) and losing half of your assets, custody of kids, etc.
It's weird, all my college friends from upstate are already married or engaged... and over here, only 2 of my friends are married, the more republican ones too. I'm hoping to one day get married, as soon as the right woman comes along...
I think Roissy goes way over the top with his anti-marriage rants, but the one thing that he talks about that DOES scare me about marriage is divorce (which women statistically initiate more than men) and losing half of your assets, custody of kids, etc.
Here's the thing about divorces and money: when you get married, you ALREADY give up half your assets. How many married men do you know who still spend all the money on the frivolous shit they used to when they were single? It goes on car payments, the mortgage, school fees, clothes for everybody etc etc. What changes when you get divorced? The only real downside is that you may have to move out, meaning that you have to pay your own rent in addition to the portion that goes to the wife. But it's not like everything you own is suddenly chopped in half...that happens as soon as you sign the marriage register. (or well before, if you're in a committed relationship).
So in short: divorce isn't as scary an option financially as you might think. Sure, you're fucked. But you're largely fucked already once you have all those commitments. And if you remarry, or she remarries...everything changes again.
i've read the whole thread, which discourages me from posting anything remotely personal. Why would I do that? So i can be subjected to jeering from cynical babymen who haven't the first inkling about how to succeed in marriage? I get it, you're all too fucking smart to ever get married.
So i can be subjected to jeering from cynical babymen who haven't the first inkling about how to succeed in marriage? I get it, you're all too fucking smart to ever get married.
So i can be subjected to jeering from cynical babymen who haven't the first inkling about how to succeed in marriage? I get it, you're all too fucking smart to ever get married.
Or they've been married and it didn't work for them. People have different views and experiences, no need to insult them or make assumptions about them.
Well, i tried to post something serious and open-mind that contributed to the discussion a little - look where it got me. Trolled to shit. You tell me what I should think.
marriage is great.
just had my 12th anniversary!
:rock :hump me and my beezy :hump :rock
Agreed.
Marriage only sucks when you marry someone you're not supposed to be with in the first place.
Well, i tried to post something serious and open-mind that contributed to the discussion a little - look where it got me. Trolled to shit. You tell me what I should think.
I don't really think anyone was having a go at you dude - I think the intentions are pretty light-hearted even though marriage itself involves a fair proportion of serious work. :)
i've read the whole thread, which discourages me from posting anything remotely personal. Why would I do that? So i can be subjected to jeering from cynical babymen who haven't the first inkling about how to succeed in marriage? I get it, you're all too fucking smart to ever get married.
I don't have a marriage, but I do have a new roommate. I was gonna make a thread about how much he's like me, then he committed major SMH Sins.
(blubbering about minor infringements clipped)
I have an awkward situation here. Twice now, weeks apart, I've gotten into the shower at my house to discover a thin, reddish worm, couple inches long, writhing its way down the shower wall. Both times I've disposed of the creature.
Clearly, someone in the house has some kind of infestation. A few horrible minutes of internet research suggests that this is roundworm, a zoonotic parasite; conceivably these things started with one or the other of the cats. I will certainly follow up on that with my girl and talk to ($name) about checking her cat out as well.
The awkward part is how I inform the household that a member has worms. This doesn't seem like the sort of thing one puts up a note about. "Dear housemates, one of us is host to nematodic parasites. Please examine your feces carefully" is just, so... well... I hate leaving notes anyway, but this would be especially awful. But it seems less awful than talking to everyone individually.
i've read the whole thread, which discourages me from posting anything remotely personal. Why would I do that? So i can be subjected to jeering from cynical babymen who haven't the first inkling about how to succeed in marriage? I get it, you're all too fucking smart to ever get married.:rock
She's left coast, and probably only 5 years younger than I am.
QuoteShe's left coast, and probably only 5 years younger than I am.
You're, what, 40? Still works for me.
I'm still too freaked out to have kids. The plan is in 2-3 years and while I know that you're never really ready to have them, I sure hope I'm more ready than I am now.
Do you envy them enough to get a vasectomy?
I do. Going in for the snip this fall.
Vasectomies rule. Hopefully Obamacare covers their cost. In fact, you should get a 12 pack and 100 dollar bill for doing it as a bonus.
Getting snipped does more to fight global warming than any any e-douchebag vehicle or solar panel on your roof ever will.
its my understanding that raising a kid is only easy if you're still a kid.Yes I mentioned the fact that it's basically a career. My mom had a baby a couple years ago when I was 18, if she didn't already have two adult kids than I really don't know how she could raise it because old people get tired FAST. The best way to raise a family I think is by having two working parents (no woman should have the torture staying at home all day long) and getting one of the grandmothers to live with you for a few years. It is possible to not have your entire existence destroyed by having a child but it takes a lot of preparation.