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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on August 17, 2009, 11:07:06 PM

Title: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 17, 2009, 11:07:06 PM
Quote from: CNN
(CNN) -- The term "dirty money" is for real.

A chemistry professor said cocaine found on U.S. bills could provide insight about drug trends.

In the course of its average 20 months in circulation, U.S. currency gets whisked into ATMs, clutched, touched and traded perhaps thousands of times at coffee shops, convenience stores and newsstands. And every touch to every bill brings specks of dirt, food, germs or even drug residue.

Research presented this weekend reinforced previous findings that 90 percent of paper money circulating in U.S. cities contains traces of cocaine.

A few urban banks had 100 percent of their bills carrying traces of cocaine. :lol
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 18, 2009, 12:05:55 AM
I remember hearing about this years ago, but I always kinda thought it was an urban legend.
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: BlackMage on August 18, 2009, 12:28:56 AM
i guess that's why i always get the urge to rub my face all over my bills. thought i just loved money
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: drew on August 18, 2009, 12:31:42 AM
yeah but its not like all that money was rolled up and used as a straw

most of it likely got transfered post party

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im responsible for some of it
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Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: BlackMage on August 18, 2009, 12:52:27 AM
and if your money smells like doo doo.. sorry i ran out of TP

god im so dumb
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: OptimoPeach on August 18, 2009, 01:02:03 AM
yeah but its not like all that money was rolled up and used as a straw

most of it likely got transfered post party

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im responsible for some of it
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I vowed to never use bills again after I worked a cash register. My hands would always feel (and look) so fucking nasty after an hour or so.
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2009, 01:38:18 AM
That is pretty funny after your row with Boogie. :lol
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 18, 2009, 02:23:01 AM
It's a helluva drug!
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: chronovore on August 18, 2009, 10:17:05 PM
I'd bet most money carries traces of fecal matter as well, since there are so many jerks who don't wash after wiping.

 :yuck
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 18, 2009, 10:27:44 PM
I think they did this study back in the 80's too.
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: brawndolicious on August 18, 2009, 11:24:58 PM
I think they did this study back in the 80's too.
In Cocaine Cowboys, I think they mentioned something about all the bills having cocaine traces but that was in Miami so obviously it should still be around 100%.
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: muckhole on August 18, 2009, 11:26:29 PM
I'd bet most money carries traces of fecal matter as well, since there are so many jerks who don't wash after wiping.

 :yuck

I wish you'd posted this before I rubbed my money all over my gums.
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 18, 2009, 11:32:17 PM
I'd bet most money carries traces of fecal matter as well, since there are so many jerks who don't wash after wiping.

 :yuck

I wish you'd posted this before I rubbed my money all over my gums.

Did it taste like corn?
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: muckhole on August 18, 2009, 11:35:56 PM
It tasted like rainbows!
Title: Re: Oh you guys! 90 percent of all US bills carry traces of cocaine.
Post by: chronovore on August 19, 2009, 09:48:06 AM
I'd bet most money carries traces of fecal matter as well, since there are so many jerks who don't wash after wiping.

 :yuck

I wish you'd posted this before I rubbed my money all over my gums.

I laughed so hard I almost choked.