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Title: Peeing in the sink? WTF?
Post by: Rman on August 18, 2009, 01:33:46 PM: To sit or not to sit
Why men should stand to pee...

Western Europe is abuzz with the latest flare-up in the war between the sexes, and for the moment, the Amazons seem to be winning. If outrage continues to mount, it will soon be not just uncool and politically incorrect for a man to urinate while standing up, but out-and-out ILLEGAL. ToiletYes, the liberated women of France and Germany and Holland have vowed to put their men down – on the toilet. They carry placards showing a huge red X scrawled across a man standing to urinate. They shout: “Laissez tomber votre pantalon, et asseyez vous! (Drop your trousers and sit)!” “Behalte deine Tropfen fuer dich (Keep your drips to yourself)!” “Toch niet weer een vieze plas op MIJN badkamer vloer (Not another filthy puddle on MY bathroom floor)!”

Their motives, or so they insist, have nothing to do with penis envy and everything to do with hygiene. On the face of it, their argument seems to, uh, hold water. No one enjoys stepping in a puddle of urine. Given the distance between the toilet bowl and the penis of an upright man (approximately two feet, depending on anatomic variations), and factoring in the width of the bowl itself (approximately twelve inches), it becomes clear that only the sharpest aim can hit the target every time. In such a precarious setting, even a moment’s loss of focus will scatter errant drops on the floor. On the other hand, if every man sits to urinate, the bathroom floors of Europe will remain pristine. Or so goes the logic of the Amazons.

Forgive me, madams, but I beg to differ. Before joining the fray, let me establish my credentials: during my life, I have urinated approximately 118,000 times (five times a day for sixty-five years) and on countless occasions have watched other males urinate in public restrooms. (I am not a voyeur, of course; all of these glimpses were caught from corner of my eye, with no intention to invade the privacy of others.) Furthermore, during medical school, I spent four years studying the human body. Combining my knowledge from these sources, I must warn the mothers and wives and cohabitees of Europe that their efforts to sustain the purity of their bathroom floors will surely come to naught, defeated by the anatomy and physiology of the male genitourinary tract.

The first fact to be faced: most of the stray “sprinkles” that so enrage European women occur not during the act of urination itself, but immediately afterward, during a ritual men learn as part of their potty training. By “ritual” I refer to the various manoeuvers required to discharge the urine remaining in the urethra (the muscular tube that delivers urine to the tip of the penis) once the bladder is empty. Nor is the act merely symbolic or recreational. A man who tucks away his penis without performing these manoeuvers will dribble half an ounce of urine into his underwear, causing an embarrassing stain in the crotch of his trousers, or an even more embarrassing streak down his trouser leg. To avoid this debacle, every sentient male, after every urination, carefully squeezes or “milks” his member to assure that no stray drops remain within the urethra.

Unfortunately, some men pursue this goal with excessive vigour, indulging in what can only be described as “shaking off the last drop.” It is precisely these movements – and not the free-falling stream itself – that deposit most of the unwanted urine on lavatory floors throughout the world. And sometimes, given a sufficiently vigorous shake, on the walls, or even on the ceiling.

Let me interrupt my argument for a moment to address the mortified gasps from some female readers. I know your “drying off” ritual is far more civilized than the one described above, but this difference derives only in part from the inherent uncouthness of men. We must also consider anatomy: the female urethra spans only a miniscule length in comparison to that of the male, and as a result, it harbours only a tiny dollop of urine. The male ritual seems barbaric to women because they need only daub themselves with a tissue to remove the few drops remaining on the external genitalia. Granted, their method is more aesthetic, but it’s not our fault that a discrete little wipe doesn’t serve our needs. We can’t help it. No one decides to be a man instead of a woman.

To reiterate my point, men scatter urine not so much during the actual urination as during the “shaking off” that follows. As a result, forcing men to sit while emptying their bladders will serve little purpose, since no man wants to shake himself off while remaining seated on the toilet. To do so he must run the risk – a great risk indeed for the famously well-endowed men of Western Europe – that his instrument will bash against the toilet seat, or dip into a bowl teeming with coliform bacteria. Because of this reasonable and compelling reluctance, all the obedient men who sit to void their bladders will inevitably defeat the purpose of sitting by rising to scatter their offensive droplets on the floor.

But all is not lost. Eons ago, a hydraulic genius designed the perfect instrument for receiving urine from the male organ with a minimum of mess and bother. I speak here of the lowly urinal, the gleaming porcelain icon that adorns public toilets throughout the western world. For those female readers who have never visited a men’s restroom, let me describe this icon: its bowl is broad as a toilet bowl but sits much higher from the floor, at just the right level to encourage a direct hit from a majority of the men who stand before it. Better yet, the urinal comes with a back-splash to catch any misguided drops, while the push of a button flushes all its surfaces with a cleansing gush of water. Voila! What more could a man or woman ask?

Any nation that bans urinals will pay for this folly with an increase in floor soiling when millions of men stand up to shake off their drops over a toilet located two feet below their penis. Let us remember that the toilet was designed for defaecation rather than urination, and, as noted above, it serves the latter purpose rather poorly, while for the urinal, the very opposite is true.

Unfortunately, urinals give no help on the family front, since few of them are installed in private homes. But we must not lose hope – the solution is at hand. In fact, every home already contains the solution, and it rests only a few feet from the toilet itself. Let us consider the sink, a porcelain instrument whose opening spans a greater width than the toilet, and whose height above the floor brings it much closer to the average male instrument. The short-legged among us must stand on our toes, while midgets and children will need to use a stool, but this is a small price to pay for urine-free floors. By my calculation, considering only the physics of hydraulic trajectory, urine aimed at a sink by a man of normal height is eight and one-half times less likely to go astray than when aimed at a toilet. Furthermore, this logic applies equally to both urination and to the drip-dispersing ritual that follows.

Yes, I can hear the howls of protest: urine in the sink – yuck! Indeed, our culture is replete with disparaging references – “piss on it,” “filthy as piss,” Sink“I don’t give a piss” – but rest assured that such prejudice is for the most part misguided. Which is to say, urine has long suffered a bum rap. To quote Merriam-Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary:

Urine: liquid to semisolid matter that is produced in the kidney and discharged through the urinary organs, that is typically (as in normal man) a clear transparent amber-colored slightly acid fluid which is essentially a watery solution of end products (as urea, uric acid, and creatinine) of protein metabolism, inorganic salts, and complex pigments, and that constitutes the major true excretion of the vertebrate body.

What Merriam-Webster leaves out is the most important fact of all: urine from a normal male is also sterile – completely free of bacterial contamination. In fact, as any soldier trained in desert warfare will attest, this warm, salty liquid serves as an excellent wound cleanser, provided contamination is avoided by delivering the stream directly from its source. In my paean to urine, however, I will not go so far as to advocate urophagia – drinking ones own urine. Though the habit is unlikely to cause serious harm, those “alternative” practitioners who insist it will cure a variety of ills can offer not one jot of scientific evidence to support this idiocy.

Despite urine’s innocuous nature, when contaminated it provokes an aesthetic and hygienic disaster by offering an excellent growth medium for bacteria. After an hour or two in a warm environment, these organisms produce breakdown products that stink to high heaven. This problem is easily avoided, however, by the simple expedient of washing away the urine soon after it is voided.

So at last we have the solution to our excretory dilemma. First, encourage men to continue using the urinals in public toliets, while at home insist they both urinate and squeeze their last dribbles into the sink rather than into the toilet, then rinse the sink with a generous splash of water. To facilitate this splash, the wise hostess will keep a plastic cup nearby. Let me close my argument by noting that this procedure offers a spectacular bonus: even the most efficient modern toilet consumes more than a gallon of water with each flush, while a sink can be rinsed with only a few ounces. Thus if every man on earth pursues this excellent regimen, we will save billions of gallons of water every day, thereby preserving the environment for future generations.

Make your woman happy.

Be clean and green.

Piss in the sink!

I know urine is sterile, but peeing in the sink just seems wrong.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2009, 01:41:40 PM: Oh females!
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Post by: Tieno on August 18, 2009, 01:43:01 PM: EBORE CONFESSION TIME

When I was at university, in my room on the 4th or 5th floor I was too lazy to go to the toilet 3 floors down so I peed it in the sink, especially when I was tired or drunk or it was late at night or a woke up in the middle of the night or when it was early in the morning or when I just ate or when I had just come home from classes or when I was watching a movie. Just let the water flow in the sink to keep it clean, never had any problems.

Feels good man! :smug

I do protest women trying to limit my peeing freedom: peeing while standing is one of the best things and a privilege of being a man.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 18, 2009, 01:48:46 PM: Fine, I will pee standing down but only if they stop their vagina's from bleeding. That shit is gross.
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Post by: Brehvolution on August 18, 2009, 01:52:37 PM: :piss
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 18, 2009, 02:20:02 PM: I've peed in the sink.

Not gonna lie. It feels awesome.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 18, 2009, 02:29:05 PM: It does. So awesome.
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Post by: demi on August 18, 2009, 02:30:49 PM: that's fucking nasty. smh all around.
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Post by: Veidt on August 18, 2009, 02:33:51 PM: demi is right. S MY FUCKING H
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 18, 2009, 02:38:52 PM: You gotta try it. It's sooooooooo satisfying.
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Post by: Tieno on August 18, 2009, 02:40:47 PM: Quote from: Kosma on August 18, 2009, 02:30:41 PM
Tieno did you use too pee in wine bottles too at uni?
No, never thought of that :(

People shaking their heads: you've never truly experienced the sink-toilet dilemma. Before I went to Uni, my brother once told me about peeing in the sink when you don't want to go a couple of floors down the stairs to go to the toilet. I was disgusted and said I'd never do that. First night at my room at Uni town, needed to go to the toilet but I felt so lazy, tried the sink with hesitation and discovered how easy and private it was. Never looked back since. When I'm at home I never do this though.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 18, 2009, 02:43:27 PM: Quote from: Tieno on August 18, 2009, 02:40:47 PM
Never looked back since. When I'm at home I never do this though.

Bob does. He is a sink-pisser fanatic.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 18, 2009, 02:44:37 PM: I have the cleanest toilet in the world.
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Post by: drew on August 18, 2009, 02:44:55 PM: Quote from: Rman on August 18, 2009, 01:33:46 PM
To avoid this debacle, every sentient male, after every urination, carefully squeezes or “milks” his member to assure that no stray drops remain within the urethra.

i thought i was the only one who did this

i refuse to feel weird for not doing the shake

shaking doesnt cut it for this man of men
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Post by: Tieno on August 18, 2009, 02:46:14 PM: [youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iGVI-hq5yw[/youtube]
Ricky Gervais :bow2
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Post by: drew on August 18, 2009, 02:54:09 PM: im not gonna lie i have peed in a sink
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Post by: M3wThr33 on August 18, 2009, 03:13:27 PM: I've been tempted, but never done it.
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Post by: twerd on August 18, 2009, 03:21:24 PM: i'm too short.
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Post by: muckhole on August 18, 2009, 03:46:02 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 18, 2009, 02:51:41 PM
The sink is the perfect height when you're shitfaced. Less chance of falling over.

When I move, I'm just going to put drains in the middle of all my floors.
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Post by: twerd on August 18, 2009, 04:08:55 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 18, 2009, 03:30:56 PM
Short guy named Cher. :lol
i'm pretty sure serial killer or effeminate male stripper are my only career paths now.
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Post by: twerd on August 18, 2009, 04:47:05 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on August 18, 2009, 04:19:01 PM
... you do know that you can be both, don't you?

A Quentin Tarantino Movie.
the new QT nazi flick looks so shitty, i wouldn't approach his films with a ten foot
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Post by: Veidt on August 18, 2009, 04:50:01 PM: :lol
Doesn't matter as long as there's foot massages involved.
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Post by: Ellrick on August 18, 2009, 04:50:44 PM: Quote from: drew on August 18, 2009, 02:44:55 PM
Quote from: Rman on August 18, 2009, 01:33:46 PM
To avoid this debacle, every sentient male, after every urination, carefully squeezes or “milks” his member to assure that no stray drops remain within the urethra.

i thought i was the only one who did this

i refuse to feel weird for not doing the shake

shaking doesnt cut it for this man of men

Ive had to pee in the kitchen sink once because Cyanista was taking too long to get ready.

I had to stand on my tip toes and my balls hit the cold metal edge of the sink. It was the most challenging urination of my life, I still suffer from PTSD.
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 18, 2009, 04:53:59 PM: Quote from: Ellrick on August 18, 2009, 04:50:44 PM
Quote from: drew on August 18, 2009, 02:44:55 PM
Quote from: Rman on August 18, 2009, 01:33:46 PM
To avoid this debacle, every sentient male, after every urination, carefully squeezes or “milks” his member to assure that no stray drops remain within the urethra.

i thought i was the only one who did this

i refuse to feel weird for not doing the shake

shaking doesnt cut it for this man of men

Ive had to pee in the kitchen sink once because Cyanista was taking too long to get ready.

I had to stand on my tip toes and my balls hit the cold metal edge of the sink. It was the most challenging urination of my life, I still suffer from PTSD.

who're you? :wtf
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Post by: Kestastrophe on August 18, 2009, 04:56:00 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on August 18, 2009, 04:53:59 PM
who're you? :wtf
dude, that's cyanista's husband
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 18, 2009, 04:59:19 PM: Well whatever, as long as he let's me make sexy time with him it's all good. They're just faces to me now anyways, once you get as high in numbers as I am.

Bro Rape, it ain't just fun & games.

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Post by: Powerslave on August 18, 2009, 06:54:09 PM: I like to sit and pee. It's fucking relaxed, who the fuck wants to get up in the morning standing peeing for a minute while you can sit and chill the fuck out? I only do it at my own house though. I heard you can get prostate cancer from too much pissing standing up. See, you can't really get out all the pee when you pee standing up so a little keeps staying in the bladder. This can cause problems in the future. Or so I heard...
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Post by: Veidt on August 18, 2009, 07:11:53 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on August 18, 2009, 04:59:19 PM
Well whatever, as long as he let's me make sexy time with him it's all good. They're just faces to me now anyways, once you get as high in numbers as I am.

Bro Rape, it ain't just fun & games.

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Post by: Bildi on August 18, 2009, 07:38:53 PM: I've taken to peeing in the laundry sink the last couple of days out of convenience (I let the dog out first thing in the morning and it's cold and I'm nude and makes me want to pee). It's just the perfect height and no risk of accidental floor splatter.

It's my house and I'm not married so I can do whatever the fuck I want. :rock
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Post by: huckleberry on August 18, 2009, 07:44:13 PM: In college we had a sink in our dorm room, but the actual toilets were communal. One morning I caught my lazy ass roommate pissing in the sink....nothing like the smell of piss wafting up from the sink when brushing your teeth. :yuck
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Post by: twerd on August 18, 2009, 07:45:25 PM: real men pee in the shower.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2009, 07:51:16 PM: Quote from: twerd on August 18, 2009, 07:45:25 PM
real men pee in the shower.

Real men aren't named Cher.
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Post by: Bildi on August 18, 2009, 07:56:36 PM: The shower and sink are both easier than the toilet. Clearly toilets were not designed with men as the primary audience.
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Post by: Himu on August 18, 2009, 08:08:04 PM: real men pee in the shower to save water
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Post by: twerd on August 18, 2009, 08:11:36 PM: spell it right, guys, "sher."
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2009, 08:12:58 PM: Real men pee in the sink while singing "I Got You Babe."
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Post by: twerd on August 18, 2009, 08:15:37 PM: Quote from: Malek on August 18, 2009, 08:12:58 PM
Real men pee in the sink while singing "I Got You Babe."
alone. :'(

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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2009, 08:16:51 PM: Quote from: twerd on August 18, 2009, 08:15:37 PM
Quote from: Malek on August 18, 2009, 08:12:58 PM
Real men pee in the sink while singing "I Got You Babe."
alone. :'(

Cher, don't be sad; you'll find your Sonny Bono.
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Post by: twerd on August 18, 2009, 08:18:40 PM: you're right...

it'll probably be himuro because he too seems to love hugging trees.

Quote from: Himuro on August 18, 2009, 08:08:04 PM
real men pee in the shower to save water
what a pussy.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2009, 08:19:28 PM: A black-Muslim from Houston on skis?
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Post by: twerd on August 18, 2009, 08:22:33 PM: himu's muslim?!?!
:-* :-* :-*

you can withhold food from me for sex anytime, babe.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 18, 2009, 08:28:41 PM: Real men pee in the trash can across from the hotel where their prey resides, because she just moved to japan and slave girl hasn't found an apartment yet, malek.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2009, 08:34:16 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on August 18, 2009, 08:28:41 PM
Real men pee in the trash can across from the hotel where their prey resides, because she just moved to japan and slave girl hasn't found an apartment yet, malek.

???
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 18, 2009, 08:35:59 PM: My brain is fried. I thought it was funny! Leave me alone! :maf
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Post by: Ellrick on August 18, 2009, 10:11:50 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on August 18, 2009, 04:56:00 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on August 18, 2009, 04:53:59 PM
who're you? :wtf
dude, that's cyanista's husband

We werent married, just engaged, now I just pine and appreciate from a distance like the rest of the internet.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 19, 2009, 03:09:33 AM: Peeing in the sink is fine...unless you don't take the dishes out of there first, like my old roommate Ivor. God that man was subhuman.
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Post by: Bildi on August 19, 2009, 03:17:33 AM: :rofl @ Ivor.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 19, 2009, 03:21:42 AM: I remember having explosive shits once and someone was in the only bathroom (using the toilet already). Shit went mission critical, I had to pull up one of those midsize waste baskets (which was still a little above my waist line), duck into a closet and shit in it. I had to tilt the basket so that lined up with my asshole and back. Worse moment of my life.
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Post by: Rman on August 19, 2009, 03:22:42 AM: goddamn, blue.
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Post by: Reb on August 19, 2009, 03:32:01 AM: BrownTsunami
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 19, 2009, 03:35:58 AM: Feels good man
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Post by: chronovore on August 19, 2009, 03:57:35 AM: "There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air." - Special Agent Dale Cooper
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Post by: pilonv1 on August 19, 2009, 03:57:56 AM: even WWE Diva Kelly Kelly pee's in the sink

probably :nsfw , but then you shouldn't be browsing this topic there

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Post by: Kara on August 19, 2009, 04:20:03 AM: Sink pissing rules but I can only be assed to do it when I'm drunk. For some reason it always strikes me as sheer hilarity in that state.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 19, 2009, 04:43:38 AM: Quote from: chronovore on August 19, 2009, 03:57:35 AM
"There's nothing quite like urinating in the open air." - Special Agent Dale Cooper

....and the entire over-40 male population of Japan

come of think of it, the under-10 males are pretty much all open-air-urinaters too!
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Post by: Reb on August 19, 2009, 06:04:16 AM: IVOR THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Also sink-pisser.
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Post by: Powerslave on August 19, 2009, 06:25:12 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on August 19, 2009, 03:09:33 AM
Peeing in the sink is fine...unless you don't take the dishes out of there first, like my old roommate Ivor. God that man was subhuman.

With 'sink' most of these people refer to the bathroom sink, not the kitchen sink. Jesus christ.
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Post by: MCD on August 19, 2009, 06:54:55 AM: i fapped in a sink once...
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Post by: Veidt on August 19, 2009, 07:44:06 AM: White people! ya'll crazy! :interracial
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 19, 2009, 10:05:49 AM: My roommate used to work at a hotel here in Austin. A few years ago he was in charge of taking care of Harry Knowles' room. Apparently Harry has the same disease that Howard Hughes has and would piss in little baggies/ My friend was taking out the trash and spilled the piss all over himself.
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Post by: Ellrick on August 19, 2009, 10:13:40 AM: Quote from: MCD on August 19, 2009, 06:54:55 AM
i fapped in a sink once...

I had to shit in the sink once. I had swallowed an 8ball after getting pulled over once, and had to comb through my doodie for it.

Dont judge me.
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 19, 2009, 10:33:35 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 19, 2009, 03:21:42 AM
I remember having explosive shits once and someone was in the only bathroom (using the toilet already). Shit went mission critical, I had to pull up one of those midsize waste baskets (which was still a little above my waist line), duck into a closet and shit in it. I had to tilt the basket so that lined up with my asshole and back. Worse moment of my life.

:rofl
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Post by: OptimoPeach on August 19, 2009, 10:36:16 AM: Quote from: Ellrick on August 19, 2009, 10:13:40 AM
Quote from: MCD on August 19, 2009, 06:54:55 AM
i fapped in a sink once...

I had to shit in the sink once. I had swallowed an 8ball after getting pulled over once, and had to comb through my doodie for it.

Dont judge me.
:lol Omg, please tell me this is true. But why even bother swallowing it unless he had reason to search the car?
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 19, 2009, 11:20:01 AM: I have done this, when I lived in a house that (due to construction projects) for several weeks had no bathroom.
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Post by: Himu on August 19, 2009, 11:40:57 AM: Quote from: twerd on August 18, 2009, 08:18:40 PM
you're right...

it'll probably be himuro because he too seems to love hugging trees.

Quote from: Himuro on August 18, 2009, 08:08:04 PM
real men pee in the shower to save water
what a pussy.

You're a tree hugger? Eeee yuck.
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Post by: twerd on August 19, 2009, 01:34:37 PM: Quote from: Himuro on August 19, 2009, 11:40:57 AM
Quote from: twerd on August 18, 2009, 08:18:40 PM
you're right...

it'll probably be himuro because he too seems to love hugging trees.

Quote from: Himuro on August 18, 2009, 08:08:04 PM
real men pee in the shower to save water
what a pussy.

You're a tree hugger? Eeee yuck.

no, sonny bono was.
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on August 19, 2009, 03:45:49 PM: I piss in the bathroom's sink of my one bedroom apartment. Feels good, man.
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Post by: Kara on August 19, 2009, 04:21:22 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on August 19, 2009, 06:25:12 AM
With 'sink' most of these people refer to the bathroom sink, not the kitchen sink. Jesus christ.

I pissed in someone's kitchen sink once. Straight into the drain and they had no dishes in there. I also pissed into like 7 beer bottles on that guy's balcony once.
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Post by: Bildi on August 19, 2009, 08:07:07 PM: Quote from: Rebiak on August 19, 2009, 06:04:16 AM
IVOR THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS

Also sink-pisser.

:rofl

Pissing in the kitchen sink is pretty gross guys. Bathroom and laundry are fair game (although why you'd piss in the bathroom sink when the shower is right there is beyond me).
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 19, 2009, 08:13:49 PM: Peeing in the shower is also great.
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on August 19, 2009, 09:09:04 PM: Pissing during my morning shower is a must.
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Post by: demi on August 19, 2009, 09:24:09 PM: peeing on yourself is even better
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Post by: M3wThr33 on August 19, 2009, 09:25:40 PM: Referenced once, but still needed:
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb225/M3wThr33/feels-good.jpg)
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 19, 2009, 10:08:27 PM: :lol
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Post by: Kara on August 20, 2009, 02:19:47 AM: Quote from: Bildi on August 19, 2009, 08:07:07 PM
(although why you'd piss in the bathroom sink when the shower is right there is beyond me).

Water conservation! 1.6 gallons per flush. Or something.
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Post by: Rman on August 20, 2009, 03:37:53 AM: :lol @ the comic
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Post by: Beezy on August 20, 2009, 04:36:07 AM: Quote from: Veidt on August 19, 2009, 07:44:06 AM
White people! ya'll crazy! :interracial
:lol
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Post by: Cyanista on August 20, 2009, 11:15:16 PM: This thread is gross :yuck
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Post by: chronovore on August 21, 2009, 05:14:03 AM: Quote from: Cyanista on August 20, 2009, 11:15:16 PM
This thread is gross :yuck

THE VOICE OF THE TOILET-SEAT-RAISING DEMANDING OPPRESSOR IS REVEALED!
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(OPPRESSTRIX?)
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Title: Re: Peeing in the sink? WTF?
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 21, 2009, 05:16:33 AM: I thought the sexes were pretty much in agreement that the toilet seat should be RAISED before use.

Another myth shattered :gloomy
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 12:03:07 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on August 20, 2009, 11:15:16 PM
This thread is gross :yuck

Female, pee no her!

:piss Cyanista :piss2

Take that internet womanz! :smug
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Post by: twerd on August 21, 2009, 03:49:30 PM: i had parked next to some bushes last night and some drunk guy tried to piss on the side of my car and had pulled his dick out before i knocked on the glass notifying him that people were in the car and he ran off scared.
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 04:06:02 PM: A couple of weeks ago I was going to a blues club in NYC and there was some guy, had to have been drunk out of his mind because he was pissing on the side of the road behind some car but still in full view. :lol
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Post by: twerd on August 21, 2009, 04:50:08 PM: one of the people on the floor of my dorm last year drunkedly peed IN FRONT of the cops. like, his pee stream interrupted their walk. needless to say, he was arrested.
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 05:04:08 PM: :lol
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Post by: Ellrick on August 21, 2009, 05:35:43 PM: I once pulled over to the side of the very desolate northern stretch of I95 in Maine to pee, after I had started I noticed some weird white structure on the ground not far from me. It took me a while to realize it was a giant ribcage of some sort, I guessed moose, and it was gnarly. I start feeling kinda anxious knowing now that ive stuck my dick into a kill zone, but I tell myself the bones are partly bleached, and its so huge it had to die of natural causes, there are no grizzly bears in Maine, Im fine.

Then I hear a crack and rustle in the woods before I had totally calmed myself down, it was fucking loud, and I was in the middle of nowhere. It was a stretch where there are no towns within 45mins driving 80mph. So I flipped into flight mode while my dick was still set to pee, and I stumble backwards spritzing the fuck out of my shoes and pants in a panic to save my dick from the phantom forest monster.

I wasnt even halfway back up the embankment before I realized what a douchebag I am.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2009, 05:51:56 PM: Having experienced those stretches of nothing in Maine/New Hampshire/Vermont I would have done the same
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Post by: chronovore on August 23, 2009, 11:28:21 AM: EPIC LOL at Ellrick's pisscapades.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2009, 01:40:43 PM: LOL at "pisscapades"
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 23, 2009, 08:18:53 PM: i had a drunk roommate piss up a corner of our dorm room, and MAN he had a fuckin' firehose going on because i swear a good 8th of the carpet was flooded. god it reeked so bad
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Post by: Barry Egan on August 23, 2009, 08:25:26 PM: I once had the bed sheet I was wearing for a toga party unfurl in to the crossfire. Drunk and forced to think fast, I threw it out the window and attended the rest of the party bare-chested. I feel bad for whoever was on the stoop down below. :-\