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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ManaByte on August 18, 2009, 03:56:53 PM

Title: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: ManaByte on August 18, 2009, 03:56:53 PM
(http://i26.tinypic.com/2957a6q.jpg)

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EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. -- The Minnesota Vikings have signed three-time NFL MVP Brett Favre, the team announced on its website Tuesday. Terms of the deal were not disclosed.

"We believe adding a player such as Brett Favre to our mix will be a strong positive for this football team," Vikings coach Brad Childress said. "As we have conveyed before, his unique knowledge of our system, the NFC North and his innate skills make this a rare opportunity. We felt there was a brief window to reconsider the possibility and we owed it to the organization to evaluate our options. After thorough discussion, the same variables that made this a unique and positive situation previously, still exist. Now, our attention turns to getting to work as a team, our next practice and preparing for the season."

Entering his 19th year in the NFL, Favre has started 269 consecutive games (291 including playoffs) for the Green Bay Packers and New York Jets, the longest stretch ever by an NFL quarterback and the second-longest streak in NFL history, behind only former Minnesota Viking Jim Marshall (270). The 10-time Pro Bowler holds every significant NFL career passing record and is the league's all-time leader in touchdown passes (464), completions (5,720), attempts (9,280), yards (65,127) and victories as a starting QB (169).

"I am excited about the opportunity to join this football team," Favre said. "From ownership, to coaching to the players, it is evident that everyone in the Vikings organization is committed to bringing the fans of Minnesota a Championship. I am eager to join my new teammates and get to work towards that goal."

In 2008, Favre earned his 10th career Pro Bowl berth as he completed 343-of-522 passes (65.7%) for 3,472 yards and 22 touchdowns with the Jets. He was named AFC Offensive Player of the Week twice in the month of September and set a career-high with six TD passes in a win against the eventual NFC Champion Arizona Cardinals.

Prior to his one-year stint with the Jets, Favre played 16 seasons in Green Bay, leading the Packers to seven division championships, four NFC Championship games, two Super Bowl appearances and one Super Bowl victory. During that time he was named the NFL's MVP for three consecutive seasons from 1995-97.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 18, 2009, 03:58:07 PM
Barf
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2009, 04:00:29 PM
I don't know what's worse: Favre's 12th comeback or this thread title.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: ManaByte on August 18, 2009, 04:01:24 PM
I can't wait until the BREAKING NEWS as all of Wisconsin turns out in Green Bay and there's a massive Jonestown style mass grave in Lambeau Field over this news. It'll go down in history as Favrestown.
Title: Then he ate all the cheese in the restaurant and they closed the restaurant
Post by: Mandark on August 18, 2009, 04:03:08 PM
I don't know what's worse: Favre's 12th comeback or this thread title.

It's like we've got our own Ralph Wiggum.
Title: Re: Then he ate all the cheese in the restaurant and they closed the restaurant
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 18, 2009, 04:23:40 PM
I don't know what's worse: Favre's 12th comeback or this thread title.

It's like we've got our own Ralph Wiggum.

Hey now- let's not impugn the intelligence of Ralph Wiggum that way.

As for Favre... this really says it all. (http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/08/f%E2%80%94king-lazy-old-c%E2%80%94ksucker-f%E2%80%94k.html#more-17798)
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Brehvolution on August 18, 2009, 04:32:43 PM
:piss
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 18, 2009, 04:36:44 PM
smh
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: twerd on August 18, 2009, 04:45:53 PM
 ::)

favre has officially become a punchline. let's see if his career can fizzle out even worse than michael jordan's.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Veidt on August 18, 2009, 04:46:56 PM
This thread disappoints, in that there is no reference to Dutch people. Dutch people will understand what I mean.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Reb on August 18, 2009, 04:54:29 PM
kaaskoppen :)
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Veidt on August 18, 2009, 05:00:51 PM
<3

Kaas is so awesome fuck life, I am lactose intolerant and have been eating it the entire week. <3
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2009, 05:06:51 PM
::)

favre has officially become a punchline. let's see if his career can fizzle out even worse than michael jordan's.

Michael Jordan was one of the best wingmen in basketball at 40-years-old. And unlike Favre, when he retired, he actually stayed retired for more than an off-season.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Mandark on August 18, 2009, 05:12:40 PM
::)

favre has officially become a punchline. let's see if his career can fizzle out even worse than michael jordan's.

Michael Jordan was one of the best wingmen in basketball at 40-years-old. And unlike Favre, when he retired, he actually stayed retired for more than an off-season.

He most certainly was not.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 18, 2009, 05:14:51 PM
I don't know much about football but I know what I like and I like the thread title.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2009, 05:14:51 PM
39?
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Mandark on August 18, 2009, 05:16:11 PM
*slaps Malek with a fish*
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 18, 2009, 05:16:56 PM
I don't know much about football but I know what I like and I like the thread title.
agreed. "cheeseheads eating cheese" implies some sort of cannibalism 
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2009, 05:22:18 PM
How many were better? Kobe, T-mac, Pierce, Mashburn, Allen, and Rose?
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: etiolate on August 18, 2009, 05:23:35 PM
nm
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: M3wThr33 on August 18, 2009, 05:45:26 PM
It's amazing how he went from a respected retired player, that we pitied because he didn't get that Superbowl ring, to a fucking laughing joke of a cockbag.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 18, 2009, 05:47:30 PM
It's amazing how he went from a respected retired player, that we pitied because he didn't get that Superbowl ring

ummm

He has a Super Bowl ring.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 18, 2009, 06:02:46 PM
He's going to retire again and then un-retire as a College Football player.

They call that the Greg Paulus route.

Or Chris Weinke, whichever you prefer.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 18, 2009, 08:21:10 PM
Tarvaris Jackson should be honored by his new role on the team: getting to push around Brett Favre's wheelchair and changing his old man diapers.
Title: Re: CHEESEHEADS WILL BE EATTING CHEESE THIS YEAR AND ITS GONNA BE PURPLE CHEESE
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 18, 2009, 08:23:25 PM
Is he even wearing that uniform? The arms look all fucked up.

It's a photoshop. You can still see the subtle yellow glow on his wristbands from his Packers pants.