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Title: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 20, 2009, 04:14:35 AM
After seeing a barely clothed Hungary prostitute riddle a bad guy with bullets, I began to wonder what country has the best prostitutes.  Some continents countries were omitted due to risk of disease, poor hygiene, etc.
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 20, 2009, 04:20:01 AM
I bet the Iranians bang like a shithouse door in a high wind. Their shooting is probably aces too, if that's what you're actually interested in.
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: chronovore on August 20, 2009, 04:24:01 AM
Christ, how did you leave Japan off the list? Cormacaroni is one of the most talented whores I know.
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Beezy on August 20, 2009, 04:28:58 AM
Quote from: Willco on August 20, 2009, 04:14:35 AM
Some continents countries were omitted due to risk of disease, poor hygiene, etc.
I'd guess Brazil if it wasn't for this.

America has variety, so it gets my vote.
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 20, 2009, 04:31:17 AM
Quote from: chronovore on August 20, 2009, 04:24:01 AM
Christ, how did you leave Japan off the list? Cormacaroni is one of the most talented whores I know.

i've never left myself unsatisfied!

Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2009, 04:42:09 AM
Brazil by far
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: twerd on August 20, 2009, 04:46:57 AM
Ukraine, so Russia by association.
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2009, 04:47:27 AM
Give me a curvy shemale over a coked up 60 pound polack/european any day of the week
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: twerd on August 20, 2009, 04:50:07 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2009, 04:47:27 AM
Give me a curvy shemale over a coked up 60 pound polack/european any day of the week
brazilian's aren't chesty.  :yuck

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Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 20, 2009, 04:59:18 AM
Quote from: Kosma on August 20, 2009, 04:55:35 AM
Thailand no doubt

Well I guess this is the definitive response because you're the only one here who's gone on multiple sex tours.
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Reb on August 20, 2009, 06:50:06 AM
Who sucks at geography: Willco.

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Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: twerd on August 20, 2009, 06:58:00 AM
Quote from: Rebiak on August 20, 2009, 06:50:06 AM
Who sucks at geography: Willco.

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Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Reb on August 20, 2009, 07:07:11 AM
Quote from: twerd on August 20, 2009, 06:58:00 AM
Quote from: Rebiak on August 20, 2009, 06:50:06 AM
Who sucks at geography: Willco.

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Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Third on August 20, 2009, 08:45:38 AM
Amsterdam isn't a country.

And I voted for Amsterdam since prostitutes are actually legal there.
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: tiesto on August 20, 2009, 09:08:45 AM
Quote from: Borys on August 20, 2009, 07:52:17 AM
Who voted Poland :lol

Not me, no sir, not me... (was close between that, Hungary and Russia)
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 20, 2009, 11:34:39 AM
What has this forum become smh
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: drew on August 20, 2009, 11:35:12 AM
hungarians are the hottest
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Tauntaun on August 20, 2009, 11:39:56 AM
Mups +1
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 20, 2009, 12:07:01 PM
Go Team Ladyboy!
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: tehjaybo on August 20, 2009, 12:10:05 PM
I will need to test this.  Please send one of each to me so that I may scientifically test many theories scientifically. 

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Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Brehvolution on August 20, 2009, 12:10:51 PM
Russia
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 20, 2009, 01:00:18 PM
If I wrote the Netherlands, nobody would know that Amsterdam is a city within its borders!
Title: Re: What country has the best prostitutes?
Post by: Tauntaun on August 20, 2009, 01:08:29 PM
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