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Title: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2009, 12:37:34 PM
"DADDY!!"
"..."
"WHAT IS THE KITTY DOING"
"huh, what kitty"
"THAT ONE WITH THE HIPPO GUY!"
"hm? oh! oh crap, he's uh, uh, uh, uh, he's playing with him"
"HE SURE IS CRAZY, WHAT IS HE PLAYING WITH THE HIPPO!"
"uh, it's the tauntaun game?"
"CAN I PLAY THE TAUNTAUN GAME, TOO!!!"
"yikes! uh, no, the tauntaun game is only played by kitties and hippos. it's not that fun."
"WHY"
"because it just is! hey, how about this video of john mccain!"
"THAT'S BORING. I LIKE THE KITTY PLAYING THE GAME."
"god i hate parenting."

i am the author of my own doom. pray for my soul, evilbore. :'(
Title: Re: a morning converation at the prole haus
Post by: Himu on August 21, 2009, 12:38:40 PM
tauntaun is ruining everything!
Title: Re: a morning converation at the prole haus
Post by: Barry Egan on August 21, 2009, 12:38:47 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: a morning converation at the prole haus
Post by: Himu on August 21, 2009, 12:39:37 PM
This one's for drinky's kid!

:tauntaun
Title: Re: a morning converation at the prole haus
Post by: Brehvolution on August 21, 2009, 12:40:11 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Himu on August 21, 2009, 12:45:29 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2009, 12:45:56 PM
nnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 21, 2009, 12:46:22 PM
The dog is humping the hippo's face!
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2009, 12:46:51 PM
What have you dooooonnnnneeee?!
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 21, 2009, 12:51:46 PM
Prole has stolen his child's innocence.

... Your daughter is awfully inquisitive. I'd be interested to hear from the wife what things fall on her ears.
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2009, 12:52:58 PM
she is an endless stream of questions these days
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 21, 2009, 12:55:52 PM
I'd imagine Prole uses Louis C.K. as a template for parenting. :lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: demi on August 21, 2009, 12:56:17 PM
give her a pencap and show her how to play the tauntaun game on the kitty
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2009, 12:57:21 PM
i have already been forbidden ANY mention of pencaps and kitties, it was my favorite threat for awhile
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2009, 12:58:49 PM
Quote from: a slime appears on August 21, 2009, 12:53:51 PM
Turn the tables and start asking her questions!

i do. i also give her bad answers and threaten to lock her in the prayer closet!
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: duckman2000 on August 21, 2009, 01:16:21 PM
That's awesome, because it happened to someone else. On a somewhat related note, my kid breaks into a crappy dance everytime she happens to see Tauntaun's avatar

Quote from: Professor Prole on August 21, 2009, 12:58:49 PM
Quote from: a slime appears on August 21, 2009, 12:53:51 PM
Turn the tables and start asking her questions!

i do. i also give her bad answers and threaten to lock her in the prayer closet!

My parents have this awesome cellar that I claimed was the spiderpit I had been threatening the kid with since she was two years old. She totally bought it, too. The downside is that the cellar is on the other side of the Atlantic, so any threat will first have to involve taking a plane to another continent.
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 21, 2009, 01:19:33 PM
:lol

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Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2009, 01:25:01 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on August 21, 2009, 12:37:34 PM
"DADDY!!"
"..."
"WHAT IS THE KITTY DOING"
"huh, what kitty"
"THAT ONE WITH THE HIPPO GUY!"
"hm? oh! oh crap, he's uh, uh, uh, uh, he's playing with him"
"HE SURE IS CRAZY, WHAT IS HE PLAYING WITH THE HIPPO!"
"uh, it's the tauntaun game?"
"CAN I PLAY THE TAUNTAUN GAME, TOO!!!"
"yikes! uh, no, the tauntaun game is only played by kitties and hippos. it's not that fun."
"WHY"
"because it just is! hey, how about this video of john mccain!"
"THAT'S BORING. I LIKE THE KITTY PLAYING THE GAME."
"god i hate parenting."
[youtube=560,345]
19TBzy81Mac[/youtube]
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Reb on August 21, 2009, 01:34:37 PM
Quote from: duckman2000 on August 21, 2009, 01:16:21 PM
On a somewhat related note, my kid breaks into a crappy dance everytime she happens to see Tauntaun's avatar

:lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: drew on August 21, 2009, 01:45:21 PM
god i hope no kid ever reads what i write

im in ur computer

corrupting ur children
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Tieno on August 21, 2009, 01:47:45 PM
tauntaun's powers of corruption are truly impressive.
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: E-DuB on August 21, 2009, 01:57:53 PM
Quote from: a slime appears on August 21, 2009, 12:44:30 PM
Here's the dog version!

[youtube=560,345]hhA-QqhPrpE[/youtube]

:tauntaun

I love how the dog stands up the hippo and and starts giving it to him a second time
:tauntaun
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 02:18:22 PM
No one is safe from my loins!  Come to me spawn of EBers!  We shall dance the Tauntaun until daybreak.

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/tauntaunsmug.gif)

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Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Ask her if she wants to play the GilloD game:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/GilloDlikestoparty.jpg)
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 21, 2009, 02:21:04 PM
:lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Barry Egan on August 21, 2009, 02:21:48 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 21, 2009, 02:22:41 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 21, 2009, 02:28:32 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 21, 2009, 02:40:53 PM
she needs to be a guest on the show
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Reb on August 21, 2009, 02:44:06 PM
Kevin Smith once did his podcast with his daughter, it was entertaining.
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Herr Mafflard on August 21, 2009, 02:49:52 PM
[youtube=560,345]YZMWgW6QNuw[/youtube]
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Beezy on August 21, 2009, 03:02:54 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2009, 03:12:10 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Ask her if she wants to play the GilloD game:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/GilloDlikestoparty.jpg)
:lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2009, 03:33:45 PM
Now she'll go to (Kindergarten?) one day and the teacher is gonna call ya' and ask about the "Hippo game" :lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 04:04:40 PM
That's a picture from college I believe that ended up in the NY Times.  :hump
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Barry Egan on August 21, 2009, 04:07:33 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on August 21, 2009, 03:57:30 PM
:lol

Quote from: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 02:20:11 PM
Ask her if she wants to play the GilloD game:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/GilloDlikestoparty.jpg)

Wait, was this taken from one of GilloD's wild parties? :o

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30929.msg888012#msg888012
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Brehvolution on August 21, 2009, 04:33:39 PM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 21, 2009, 04:33:49 PM
what the fuck :lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2009, 04:56:24 PM
:rofl

Drinkypotamus
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 05:02:58 PM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 21, 2009, 07:14:56 PM
Time to iconize Jinfash
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 21, 2009, 11:15:52 PM
jinfash wins evilbore!
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 21, 2009, 11:26:14 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: a morning conversation at the prole haus
Post by: Bildi on August 22, 2009, 09:17:58 AM
:rofl Prole
:rofl Jinfash