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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ManaByte on August 22, 2009, 02:46:33 AM

Title: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: ManaByte on August 22, 2009, 02:46:33 AM: Not sure if this is national news, but it's big in CA right now.

Basically some VH1 reality show star killed his model ex-wife, folded her body into a suicase (after cutting off her fingers an ripping out her teeth), dumped the suitcase in a dumpster and fled to Canada. The guy is done for since they have him on video leaving a hotel with the suitcase with her body in it.

Anyways he tried to make the body so mutilated that the couldn't identify it, but he didn't know that her fake tits had a serial number:
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UPDATE: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they have not located Fiore's teeth or fingers yet. A spokeswoman for the district attorney says Jasmine Fiore was identified by her breast implants, since her teeth and fingers had been removed. The spokeswoman said they were able to ID Jasmine by a serial number on the implants. The US Marshals Service is offering a $25,000 reward for any information regarding the whereabouts of Ryan Jenkins -- Fiore's husband and the man cops believe murdered her.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 02:55:33 AM: Why did he murder her?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 03:13:22 AM: It is a mystery :ghost
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Post by: ManaByte on August 22, 2009, 03:23:31 AM: They think he's a total psycho. He apparently went out and partied after putting her in the dumpster.
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: ManaByte on August 22, 2009, 03:30:40 AM: Looks like Billy Zane here:
(http://img.qwapi.com/transcode/t/bDnUJG9onvjea5J9UZ8mUw)
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: ManaByte on August 22, 2009, 03:31:56 AM: Quote from: Green Man on August 22, 2009, 03:27:35 AM
Facebook already has three groups set up to find Ryan Jenkins. We need to act on this shit soon:

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1204/45/s133851919746_7580.jpg)

Realistically all we have to do is find a guy that looks enough like him then call the police.

That just happened in Toronto. It was the wrong guy so they let him go.
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: twerd on August 22, 2009, 03:33:52 AM: Arrest half of New Jersey.
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Post by: duckman2000 on August 22, 2009, 11:35:16 AM: "Model" sounds so glamorous. Last I saw of this chick, she was asking me and every other night owl if we wanted to party with her and her friends on the hottest phone chat line in America.
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: chronovore on August 24, 2009, 06:56:57 AM: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Jenkins

Redirects to a page about the victim, Jasmine Fiore, and states that Jenkins' body has been found, an apparent suicide. Vaya con diablos, jackass.

During my recent brief stateside trip, I unfortunately sat through about 3/4ths of an episode of this "Megan Wants a Millionaire" program mentioned in connection with the killing. Though it was educational to see just how far American reality TV programming has sunk, how needy and disgusting even those with a substantial financial worth can become as they hunt for "love," I still couldn't stomach a full episode.

Even now as I think about these rich guys all swinging their monetary worth around like a cock, every one of them desperate to out-cool the other guys in front of these useless, plastic, vapid women, hoping that they'll win a chance take home a trophy bride, I feel sad. They're so unaware of themselves, and they don't know that they've all already lost.

I know that self-righteousness is one of the reasons people watch these shows. We used to watch Jerry Springer, having people come out and talk about, scream about, and fight about things that are in the past. Now we have reality show producers working up these willing rubes into a frenzy, so we can actually watch the prefabricated train wreck happen from multiple camera angles. We see just how far off balance these fame junkies are, and how unhealthy these b- and c-tier celebrities are.

Then again, I wonder how many of them are sitting at home now, lost in thought about how close they were to someone who snapped, or someone who had their teeth and fingertips pulled off, but was still able to identified by the serial number on her breast implants.
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: elektrikluv on August 24, 2009, 07:51:48 AM: Reads like a nip/tuck episode.
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Post by: Veidt on August 24, 2009, 08:25:13 AM: What the muck is a nip/tuck.
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Post by: twerd on August 24, 2009, 08:27:11 AM: Quote from: elektrikluv on August 24, 2009, 07:51:48 AM
Reads like a nip/tuck episode.
he even looks like the main character.
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: Veidt on August 24, 2009, 08:28:45 AM: By the way. Dude killed himself.

LOL
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: Saint Cornelius on August 24, 2009, 02:42:38 PM: Quote from: chronovore on August 24, 2009, 06:56:57 AM
I know that self-righteousness is one of the reasons people watch these shows.

It's also one of the reasons people write long-winded rants on the internet!
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2009, 07:25:15 PM: To be fair, if my only claim to fame was a gig on some awful reality TV show, I'd probably do the same thing.
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Post by: lennedsay on August 24, 2009, 07:33:10 PM: He had also been in the taped but not yet filmed I Love Money 3 for VH1.

I watched all of the episodes of Megan Wants a Millionaire that had aired up until this shit, and it was pure gold. It was like giving GAF money and throwing them in a house together with a blonde. Full of awkward.
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: chronovore on August 24, 2009, 08:56:06 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on August 24, 2009, 02:42:38 PM
Quote from: chronovore on August 24, 2009, 06:56:57 AM
I know that self-righteousness is one of the reasons people watch these shows.

It's also one of the reasons people write long-winded rants on the internet!

Touché.
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Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: Yeti on August 24, 2009, 11:32:31 PM: Quote from: Borys on August 24, 2009, 06:13:49 PM
That chick's face looks like something from a cartoon but I can't remember which one.

Those Bratz dolls
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: ManaByte on August 25, 2009, 12:58:21 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on August 24, 2009, 07:33:10 PM
He had also been in the taped but not yet filmed I Love Money 3 for VH1.

I watched all of the episodes of Megan Wants a Millionaire that had aired up until this shit, and it was pure gold. It was like giving GAF money and throwing them in a house together with a blonde. Full of awkward.

Wait, how is something taped but not yet filmed?
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2009, 02:05:22 PM: yuck :yuck
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 25, 2009, 04:17:57 PM: Quote from: ManaByte on August 25, 2009, 12:58:21 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on August 24, 2009, 07:33:10 PM
He had also been in the taped but not yet filmed I Love Money 3 for VH1.

I watched all of the episodes of Megan Wants a Millionaire that had aired up until this shit, and it was pure gold. It was like giving GAF money and throwing them in a house together with a blonde. Full of awkward.

Wait, how is something taped but not yet filmed?

Probably meant "aired" instead of "filmed".
Title: Re: Murdered model ID'ed by her breast implants
Post by: lennedsay on August 26, 2009, 12:31:49 AM: Yea sorry, I think I rewrote part of that sentence and left the rest on accident. Hot mechanic waiting room surrounded by stinky guys and typing on an iPhone = frustrating.