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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 03:02:51 PM

Title: 15-year-old gets teacher to sleep with him AND PAY HIM.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 03:02:51 PM
He must have a strong pimp hand:

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Melissa Ann Andreini is a 28-year-old special education teacher who taught at the Helper Junior High School in Helper, Utah until about three weeks ago. She resigned her position on August 3, 2009 after an investigation alleging she had engaged in sexual relations with a 15-year-old male student. He is a ninth-grader in her school, but not one of her special education students.


She was charged earlier this week on three counts of third-degree felony unlawful sexual activity with a minor.

The victim told police and a Utah Division of Child and Family Services worker that Andreini would bring coffee to school for him and his friends two or three times a week. They would go by her classroom before school to get the drinks. He also told police that Andreini paid him money after having sex with him in her home on at least three different occasions in June 2009. She is alleged to have given him approximately $500 on each occasion.

Court documents allege she paid him between $1,400 and $1,500 after having sex with him. It does not specify whether she was paying him for sex or paying him to keep quiet about having sex with her.

A probable cause statement, filed in the 7th District Court, Utah alleges that the boy’s mother confronted Andreini at her home on July 3, 2009. She alleges that at that time, Andreini admitted to having sex with her son on several occasions and paying him approximately $1500.

Andreini was booked arrested and booked into the Carbon Country jail earlier this week and released on $10,000 bail. She is scheduled to make her first court appearance before Judge Douglas Thomas in Price, Utah on September 28, 2009.

If convicted of the charges against her, Melissa Andreini faces up to five years in prison on each count.

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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 24, 2009, 03:04:30 PM
nice

kid had a good thing going for a while though, why end it?
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Post by: tehjaybo on August 24, 2009, 03:06:17 PM
WHERE THE HELL WERE THESE TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 03:08:29 PM
You could've been paid for sex!
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 24, 2009, 03:08:40 PM
 :pimp

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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 03:09:00 PM
kid had a good thing going for a while though, why end it?

Article says the mom found out somehow.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 03:09:31 PM
Oh my God, where is that .gif from, Tauntaun? :lol
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Post by: Tauntaun on August 24, 2009, 03:10:40 PM
Some guy on metalinjection.net forums.  I don't know whether it's from a show or a movie though.  It's too awesome.  :D
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Post by: tehjaybo on August 24, 2009, 03:12:34 PM
I think it was just a video on break.com or something.  That's what the watermark looks like anyway.  I've seen it before, I just don't remember where.
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 24, 2009, 03:13:26 PM
kid had a good thing going for a while though, why end it?

Article says the mom found out somehow.

Still, come on, how do you let your mom figure THAT out :lol
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 24, 2009, 03:15:03 PM
The money is what probably gave him away.  Probably bought some stuff and the parents wondered how he was affording it.

If it were me, I'd lie and say I was selling drugs or something.
Title: Re: 15-year-old gets teacher to sleep with him AND PAY HIM.
Post by: tehjaybo on August 24, 2009, 03:15:59 PM
The money is what probably gave him away.  Probably bought some stuff and the parents wondered how he was affording it.

If it were me, I'd lie and say I was selling drugs or something.

Same.  I don't think that "I'm fucking one of the teachers at my school for money" would be anywhere near my list of viable explanations. 
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Post by: Human Snorenado on August 24, 2009, 03:28:45 PM
He was just following the example set by neighboring Senator John Ensign's family- that wasn't money for sex or being quiet, they were "gifts"!  Why can't people understand!
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 24, 2009, 04:32:38 PM
 :lol
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 24, 2009, 04:57:52 PM
$500 a session?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2009, 05:17:32 PM
I wish I was a gigolo. :(
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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 24, 2009, 05:26:19 PM
So do I!

I'd hire you in a minute!
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Post by: BlackMage on August 24, 2009, 05:37:07 PM
I would do that woman for 500 dollars no sweat.. or maybe lots of sweat
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Post by: Veidt on August 24, 2009, 05:39:26 PM
Teacher is hot. I'd teach her a lesson.

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Post by: twerd on August 24, 2009, 05:42:39 PM
Pimp hand would be wrong - he was being a gigolo.

I guess he's lucky he wasn't arrested for that, huh?
Minors are never the guilty party unless they're black and it's a murder/manslaughter case.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on August 24, 2009, 06:17:07 PM
niiiiice
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Post by: twerd on August 24, 2009, 06:22:35 PM
i am disappoint at the lack of pictures of her.

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Post by: Flannel Boy on August 24, 2009, 06:41:03 PM
Pimp hand would be wrong - he was being a gigolo.

I guess he's lucky he wasn't arrested for that, huh?
Minors are never the guilty party unless they're black and it's a murder/manslaughter case.
???
If a 15 year-old can't consent to sex with an adult, then he sure can't consent to being prostituted.

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Post by: Purple Filth on August 24, 2009, 07:09:11 PM
kid had a good thing going for a while though, why end it?

Article says the mom found out somehow.

Still, come on, how do you let your mom figure THAT out :lol

A teenager and $1500? he was fated to fuckup somehow.
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Post by: Yeti on August 24, 2009, 11:33:16 PM
Fuck the teenage youth these days.  :maf

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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2009, 11:40:06 PM
i am disappoint at the lack of pictures of her.

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I wanna see some pictures of him; maybe he's a really studly 9th grader.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on August 24, 2009, 11:59:14 PM
i am disappoint at the lack of pictures of her.

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I wanna see some pictures of him; maybe he's a really studly 9th grader.

that'll look GREAT on your FBI profile, JM :lol
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Post by: chronovore on August 25, 2009, 03:19:32 AM
Next week, the kid'll be writing: "Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I'd be writing to you but..."

Clearly I need to put more thought into this, but it says a lot about the male psychological model that we'd be willing to string a male teacher up who paid money to an underage girl to sleep with him, but when a female teacher pays a boy to jump her, we're all "OH HELLS YEAH, EXPLODING HIGH FIVE!"

Don't get me wrong: Given the chance at 14~15, I'd have been "having coffee" with the teacher as well, whether or not there was half a G on the bedroom table afterward. Probably would not have been able to keep my mouth shut about it, either. Which is probably what happened with this kid, too.
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Post by: twerd on August 25, 2009, 03:47:37 AM
Next week, the kid'll be writing: "Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I'd be writing to you but..."

Clearly I need to put more thought into this, but it says a lot about the male psychological model that we'd be willing to string a male teacher up who paid money to an underage girl to sleep with him, but when a female teacher pays a boy to jump her, we're all "OH HELLS YEAH, EXPLODING HIGH FIVE!"

Don't get me wrong: Given the chance at 14~15, I'd have been "having coffee" with the teacher as well, whether or not there was half a G on the bedroom table afterward. Probably would not have been able to keep my mouth shut about it, either. Which is probably what happened with this kid, too.
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Post by: chronovore on August 25, 2009, 07:14:39 AM
Next week, the kid'll be writing: "Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I'd be writing to you but..."

Clearly I need to put more thought into this, but it says a lot about the male psychological model that we'd be willing to string a male teacher up who paid money to an underage girl to sleep with him, but when a female teacher pays a boy to jump her, we're all "OH HELLS YEAH, EXPLODING HIGH FIVE!"

Don't get me wrong: Given the chance at 14~15, I'd have been "having coffee" with the teacher as well, whether or not there was half a G on the bedroom table afterward. Probably would not have been able to keep my mouth shut about it, either. Which is probably what happened with this kid, too.
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Post by: Himu on August 25, 2009, 11:56:15 AM
He was just following the example set by neighboring Senator John Ensign's family- that wasn't money for sex or being quiet, they were "gifts"!  Why can't people understand!

 :lol
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Post by: tehjaybo on August 25, 2009, 12:38:26 PM
Next week, the kid'll be writing: "Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought I'd be writing to you but..."

Clearly I need to put more thought into this, but it says a lot about the male psychological model that we'd be willing to string a male teacher up who paid money to an underage girl to sleep with him, but when a female teacher pays a boy to jump her, we're all "OH HELLS YEAH, EXPLODING HIGH FIVE!"

Don't get me wrong: Given the chance at 14~15, I'd have been "having coffee" with the teacher as well, whether or not there was half a G on the bedroom table afterward. Probably would not have been able to keep my mouth shut about it, either. Which is probably what happened with this kid, too.
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