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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlueTsunami on August 27, 2009, 11:28:42 PM

Title: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 27, 2009, 11:28:42 PM: Quote
On Friday, word started sweeping through the Internet that Simpson, fresh off a relationship with Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, has officially moved on and is dating Redskins quarterback Colt Brennan. The news hit celebrity blogs, sports blogs and even Hawaiian television.

It all originated with a story in Star magazine, which reported: "Colt, 26, began chasing Jessica back in July with sexy e-mails and text messages. The pair even set up webcams so they could chat face-to-face through their computers. And now, 'Colt sent Jessica tickets for his Sept. 13 game against the N.Y. Giants,' the source adds. 'And on July 31, Colt FedEx'd her a Redskins jersey. If she wears that jersey to the game, you know it means she's playing rough!' "

So what's the truth? Should Redskins fans worry about a Jessica Simpson curse spoiling their team's chances?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/15/AR2009081502524.html

A curse is born
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 27, 2009, 11:46:14 PM: Nope, because there's good shot he'll be cut anyway. :lol

Now even more reason to axe him!
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 28, 2009, 12:15:02 AM: It has to be intentional, her getting with a Quarterback in the same conference division as Romo.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: twerd on August 28, 2009, 12:23:15 AM: willco likes the redskins? :yuck
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 12:35:09 AM: I was born in Silver Spring, MD - of course I'm a Redskins fan. I bleed burgundy and gold, baby.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 12:47:07 AM: Only people who are raised locally and like the Cowboys have daddy issues :lol
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2009, 12:47:19 AM: Who?
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 28, 2009, 12:52:04 AM: Fuck y'all

:bow Giants :bow2
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 12:59:12 AM: Giants blow.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 01:04:57 AM: Playing in the shadow of post-industrial ruins, committing blunder after blunder, failing year after year, hoping to rise from eight years of administrative incompetence, the Lions are truly America's team!
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 01:06:22 AM: When's our fantasy draft, again? I want to draft Colt Brennan last, just so I can cut him and get the satisfaction.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 01:07:21 AM: I believe it's on September 6th.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2009, 01:08:00 AM: Quote from: Malek on August 28, 2009, 01:04:57 AM
Playing in the shadow of post-industrial ruins, committing blunder after blunder, failing year after year, hoping to rise from eight years of administrative incompetence, the Lions are truly America's team!

I think we can win 4 games :bow
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 01:11:27 AM: :bow Four game improvement :bow2
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 28, 2009, 01:17:13 AM: All y'all think you can mess with Big D [that's Dallas, by the way], but you can't, man. Jessica knows, that's why she's Googling witches to put a curse on Tony so he'll lose. But that won't happen, because Dallas is the champion of Football. That's how it is.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 01:18:18 AM: Tony Lolmo :lol
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 01:19:52 AM: Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 28, 2009, 01:17:13 AM
because Dallas is the champion of Football. That's how it is.

The champions of football tend to posses the Vince Lombardi Trophy. That's how it is.

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Or, at the very least, the Grey Cup! :cancry
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Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 28, 2009, 01:28:11 AM: Quote from: Malek on August 28, 2009, 01:19:52 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 28, 2009, 01:17:13 AM
because Dallas is the champion of Football. That's how it is.

The champions of football tend to posses the Vince Lombardi Trophy. That's how it is.

Sounds like a librul conspiracy, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 28, 2009, 01:28:49 AM: Man, I went through a short Lions fan stint when Madden was on the Sega Saturn (I was like 12 or something and wasn't really into Football yet). Thank God I bailed from that tragic team before I became a life long.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 01:34:13 AM: You basically turned your back on America.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 01:45:20 AM: You have two fathers? Check and mate.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 28, 2009, 02:13:38 AM: Green Man am Hyper Male, he's chopping wood and drying jerky as we type.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 02:15:39 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 28, 2009, 02:13:38 AM
Green Man am Hyper Male, he's chopping wood and drying jerky as we type.

At least you got jerk and wood right.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 02:44:05 AM: Sounds like somebody has daddy issues.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 28, 2009, 02:46:14 AM: That boomeranged a little too perfectly :rofl
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2009, 02:46:23 AM: previously on Lost
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 02:50:36 AM: I don't work in retail anymore, but nice attempt at a zinger. I'm sure you'll make your father proud.

... but which one?!
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2009, 02:54:47 AM: :lol

sorry green man, but that was ether
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 28, 2009, 02:59:04 AM: Remember this (http://www.geocities.com/stoker1439/BikerMice/basics/lim.jpg), Greenman!
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 03:24:17 AM: Lawrence Limburger was awesome. :rock
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: tiesto on August 28, 2009, 10:14:25 AM: Quote from: Malek on August 28, 2009, 01:04:57 AM
Playing in the shadow of post-industrial ruins, committing blunder after blunder, failing year after year, hoping to rise from eight years of administrative incompetence, the Lions are truly America's team!

Playing in the shadow of post-industrial ruins, committing blunder after blunder, failing year after year, hoping to rise from 4 straight Super Bowl failures, the Bills are truly America's team!

(I'm a Bills and Giants fan... least favorite team of course is the DOLPHINS :yuck :yuck :yuck)
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Himu on August 28, 2009, 10:16:21 AM: My team is the Texans. :(
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 28, 2009, 10:22:47 AM: Unlike baseball where I grew up rooting for a team, I didn't really start seriously following football until I started playing fantasy football earlier this decade, so I don't have a team that I really root for. Part of this is probably because the Falcons were so historically horrible, and in fact STILL haven't had back to back winning seasons yet.

I kind of joke root for the Patriots because it annoys people, and also because Lord Brady and Randy Moss are the engine that runs my dynasty fantasy team.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 11:06:03 AM: Quote from: tiesto on August 28, 2009, 10:14:25 AM
Quote from: Malek on August 28, 2009, 01:04:57 AM
Playing in the shadow of post-industrial ruins, committing blunder after blunder, failing year after year, hoping to rise from eight years of administrative incompetence, the Lions are truly America's team!

Playing in the shadow of post-industrial ruins, committing blunder after blunder, failing year after year, hoping to rise from 4 straight Super Bowl failures, the Bills are truly America's team!

(I'm a Bills and Giants fan... least favorite team of course is the DOLPHINS :yuck :yuck :yuck)

Time to blow your mind: I used to be a fan of the Bills.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 11:06:39 AM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 28, 2009, 10:22:47 AM
Lord Brady

Brady is a pimp! :pimp
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: twerd on August 28, 2009, 12:47:11 PM: Raised in Austin, but lived in DC area most of my life.

:bow America's Team :bow2
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Bre
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 12:57:39 PM: That's acceptable.
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: tiesto on August 28, 2009, 02:24:13 PM: Quote from: Malek on August 28, 2009, 11:06:03 AM
Quote from: tiesto on August 28, 2009, 10:14:25 AM
Quote from: Malek on August 28, 2009, 01:04:57 AM
Playing in the shadow of post-industrial ruins, committing blunder after blunder, failing year after year, hoping to rise from eight years of administrative incompetence, the Lions are truly America's team!

Playing in the shadow of post-industrial ruins, committing blunder after blunder, failing year after year, hoping to rise from 4 straight Super Bowl failures, the Bills are truly America's team!

(I'm a Bills and Giants fan... least favorite team of course is the DOLPHINS :yuck :yuck :yuck)

Time to blow your mind: I used to be a fan of the Bills.

Really, why is that? Did you ever live in Buffalo? Only reason I'm saying that is its huge Polish population...
Title: Re: Willco owned: Jessica Simpson in possible relationship with Redskin Colt Brennan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 02:30:37 PM: I've lived around the Toronto area most of my life. We were subjugated to all their games on TV and now they even play at the Rogers Centre a couple of times a year.