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Title: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 12:05:14 PM: Some guy requested to add me on Facebook, but I don't know him. That usually means an instant deny.

... However, it appears that he requested to add me because we share the same last name. I never heard of this guy in my family. But considering he's got Hebrew in his profile, I don't think he lives in America.

And there are like ten hot Israeli chicks in his Friends box. They look hot.

(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile6/428/6/n1551660060_6944.jpg) (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1059/79/n1387691511_3566.jpg) (http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v224/1145/34/n1680714253_5246.jpg)

... I'm thinking about adding him, so I can start adding hot Israeli chicks.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on August 28, 2009, 12:08:07 PM: Can we be friends on Facebook?
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 12:08:35 PM: Do you have hot female friends? If not, then no.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: tehjaybo on August 28, 2009, 12:12:43 PM: Most of those look like stock photos.

ITT Willco gets added by a bot.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on August 28, 2009, 12:13:16 PM: elektrikluv is one of my friends.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: duckman2000 on August 28, 2009, 12:16:40 PM: Quote from: Kosma on August 28, 2009, 12:14:31 PM
Add him. Israeli chicks are hot man.

Because they are white, amirite? Racist.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 12:17:19 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on August 28, 2009, 12:12:43 PM
Most of those look like stock photos.

ITT Willco gets added by a bot.

I don't think a bot would have my last name, nor are bots dudes.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: tehjaybo on August 28, 2009, 12:25:25 PM: That's what you think.

Also, did I tell you guys all about the weight I lost using this awesome new diet pill?
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: twerd on August 28, 2009, 12:40:29 PM: :drudge
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1059/79/n1387691511_3566.jpg)
:drudge

Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 12:57:17 PM: All the friends have other Israeli friends. I think this dude really thinks I'm related or something.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: drew on August 28, 2009, 01:17:10 PM: the same thing happened to me except it WAS a hot chick
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Tieno on August 28, 2009, 01:29:58 PM: Wow, you're totally going to fuck those girls now that you have a mutual facebook friend!
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 01:34:54 PM: Quote from: Tieno on August 28, 2009, 01:29:58 PM
Wow, you're totally going to fuck those girls now that you have a mutual facebook friend!

Pretty much. Chicks love my Jew gold.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 01:42:00 PM: Uh, Kosma - think.

I've got American Jew gold. We actually give the Israelis our gold. Our gold reserve is much higher!
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2009, 02:08:04 PM: It's probably Mandark
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 28, 2009, 02:13:44 PM: God I hope so.

Quote from: mojovonio on August 28, 2009, 01:58:27 PM
I'm sure this will lead to you actually meeting them IRL and having your way with them.

Finally, someone gets it!
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Tauntaun on August 28, 2009, 02:22:39 PM: Quote from: duckman2000 on August 28, 2009, 12:16:40 PM
Quote from: Kosma on August 28, 2009, 12:14:31 PM
Add him. Israeli chicks are hot man.

Because they are white, amirite? Racist.

:lol
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: tiesto on August 28, 2009, 02:22:57 PM: I see some cuties on my friends FB's, but never used FB to meet girls before... is there any protocol for adding friends-of-friends if they are hot chicks? I think some hipster girl did this to me... I don't think I've ever met her but we have a few mutual friends, I should at least say "hello, what's up", right?
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 28, 2009, 02:23:07 PM: Federwang and I are fb friends... I have a bunch of hot chicks as fb friends... WAITAMINUTEHEREGAWDDARNIT
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Tauntaun on August 28, 2009, 02:24:19 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 28, 2009, 02:23:07 PM
Federwang and I are fb friends... I have a bunch of hot chicks as fb friends... WAITAMINUTEHEREGAWDDARNIT

You're just a stepping stone.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on August 28, 2009, 02:24:57 PM: Hey Triumph, wanna be friends on facebook?
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: tehjaybo on August 28, 2009, 02:25:16 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 28, 2009, 02:23:07 PM
Federwang and I are fb friends... I have a bunch of hot chicks as fb friends... WAITAMINUTEHEREGAWDDARNIT

Hey, me too! Except the hot friend part... the hottest person on my list is some cigarillo named Erik Truss... But gawddamn :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Tauntaun on August 28, 2009, 02:28:56 PM: I hear that guy's a big cigarillo.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2009, 02:31:43 PM: Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on August 28, 2009, 02:24:57 PM
Hey Triumph, wanna be friends on facebook?

You never do anything on your page
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 02:32:44 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2009, 02:31:43 PM
Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on August 28, 2009, 02:24:57 PM
Hey Triumph, wanna be friends on facebook?

You never do anything on your page
There's no trace of him? I find this hard to believe.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 28, 2009, 02:33:37 PM: You should see his pics :lol
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 28, 2009, 02:35:05 PM: Just link me to the source material.
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: drew on August 28, 2009, 03:36:23 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on August 28, 2009, 02:28:56 PM
I hear that guy's a big fag.

fixed
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: demi on August 28, 2009, 03:36:49 PM: It's a bot
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on August 28, 2009, 03:59:47 PM: Hey demi, you wanna be friends with me on facebook?
Title: Re: Some random dude requested to add me on Facebook, but there's a TWEEST
Post by: tehjaybo on August 28, 2009, 04:41:52 PM: We should all be friends on facebook and then we could make a evilbore group and then we could all meet up and have lots of sex.

er... no wait, that's right.

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