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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Smooth Groove on September 03, 2009, 11:06:21 PM

Title: Beefing Up!
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 03, 2009, 11:06:21 PM

I'm thinking of trying this routine.  What do you guys think?

http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=50435

Morning routine:

Im stepping into the shower, and turning on the hot water. Hot water to keep my Penis warm.
But I dont let the water flow away...just put it on a little so Im keeping myself warm, letting it drip down on the penis..hot water is expensive!...
I'm STAYING in the shower on this whole session.

I do my 60 seconds stretches in every way I can.
- First behind the cheeks left, and then right. (2min)
-Down right, down left, straight down, (3min)
-to the right, to the left, straight out, (3min)
-up right, up left, straight up (3min)

sometimes I stretch a little extra straight down and straight out just for the fun tbh (it probably helps alot). And then it's 60 seconds stretches aswell.
total of let's say around 20 min stretching.

-Warmdown with more water on the penis, hot water for around 3 mins.

- then I do my 120 quick kegles (1-2 min)

Evening routine:

Same as above.....almost!

Im stepping into the shower, and turning on the hot water. Hot water to warm up my penis totaly.
I'm not staying in the shower on this session. I go upstairs and do my stretches in the bed actually.

I do my 60 seconds stretches in every way I can.
- First behind the cheeks left, and then right. (2min)
-Down right, down left, straight down, (3min)
-to the right, to the left, straight out, (3min)
-up right, up left, straight up (3min)
sometimes I stretch a little extra straight down and straight out just for the fun tbh (it probably helps alot). And then it's 60 seconds stretches aswell.
total of let's say around 20 min stretching.

-Then I do jelq for 20 minutes about 500 jelqs. And edging my dick as hard as I can a couple of times.

- warmdown with hot shower-water aswell.

- kegels (100-120 quick kegels and 50 slow and hard kegels).

Time for my whole PE schedule:
1hrs/1day when I started....NOW it's 1.5hrs/1day...this totaly for Morning and Evening routines. WORKING HARD.

Title: Re: Workout tips
Post by: drew on September 03, 2009, 11:07:23 PM

oh god

Title: Re: Workout tips
Post by: Tauntaun on September 03, 2009, 11:08:29 PM

Edit: didn't realize this was a penis thread.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:hyper

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Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: demi on September 03, 2009, 11:11:55 PM

I've tried to do it before, found it uncomfortable. I mean I toy around when I'm doing my thing in the shower but I dont expect any changes. Wishful thinking~

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 03, 2009, 11:13:28 PM

This dude BIB got amazing results.  I'll be happy if I accomplished half as much. 

I started out at a little less than 6" erect by 5 inches girth. The girth is estimated because I did not measure until much later after starting. My penis was rather uniform in girth before starting to hang. The upper shaft did not gain much if anything while only hanging. When I did measure after a few months, the upper shaft was five inches, so that is about where I started. The base was much larger at that time.

The last time I measured, I was still at 10.5 by 6.5 upper shaft, and 7 at the base. The length took about two years after which I worked on girth for sixteen months while also continuing to hang at lesser stress levels in order to cement length gains.


http://www.mattersofsize.com/forum/showthread.php?t=738

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: demi on September 03, 2009, 11:14:08 PM

Have you done the dollar bill test Smooth?

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: drew on September 03, 2009, 11:16:43 PM

enjoy your deformed dick

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 03, 2009, 11:20:00 PM

wat

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: demi on September 03, 2009, 11:22:40 PM

I'll try to find the link of this one guy doing the dollar test. You will go :eek:

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 03, 2009, 11:24:01 PM

Smooth and Yixian will be our future doctors. BE AFRAID!

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: CurseoftheGods on September 03, 2009, 11:28:31 PM

Quote from: Malek on September 03, 2009, 11:24:01 PM

Smooth and Yixian will be our future doctors. BE AFRAID!

:lol

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on September 03, 2009, 11:34:31 PM

I think it'd be pretty cool if someone here tried this out and gave us the results.

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 03, 2009, 11:37:08 PM

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on September 03, 2009, 11:34:31 PM

I think it'd be pretty cool if someone here tried this out and gave us the results.

so you could then retrace his results?

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: drew on September 03, 2009, 11:37:42 PM

you would you fucking freak

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on September 03, 2009, 11:39:57 PM

You guys are so cruel.

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 03, 2009, 11:40:51 PM

I'm a mean drunk

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2009, 11:42:59 PM

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 03, 2009, 11:47:16 PM

Quote from: demi on September 03, 2009, 11:14:08 PM

Have you done the dollar bill test Smooth?

Pretty sure I won't pass.   :-\  

That's why I hope this regiment works.  

Quote from: Malek on September 03, 2009, 11:24:01 PM

Smooth and Yixian will be our future doctors. BE AFRAID!

I would get my sister (she's a surgeon) to cut my suspensory ligament if not for the fact that the procedure usually cause erection problems.  

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2009, 11:49:00 PM

good luck, smooth!

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 03, 2009, 11:50:08 PM

You would let your sister handle your junk?  Have you been talking to BrandNew lately? 

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 03, 2009, 11:53:20 PM

Quote from: Himuro on September 03, 2009, 11:49:00 PM

good luck, smooth!

It's pretty hard to reverse the bad luck of not being born black.   :(

Having a foot long dong and dunking a basketball were my two biggest dreams in life.  

Quote from: Smooth Groove on September 03, 2009, 11:06:21 PM

-Down right, down left, straight down, (3min)
-to the right, to the left, straight out, (3min)
-up right, up left, straight up (3min)

Just noticed this part is like a videogame cheat code.  lol

Quote from: Father_Mike on September 03, 2009, 11:50:08 PM

You would let your sister handle your junk?  Have you been talking to BrandNew lately? 

She's a doctor who is trained to be professional.  At least I can trust her to be careful with my junk. 

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Bildi on September 04, 2009, 12:01:02 AM

This thread made my penis bigger just by reading.

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 04, 2009, 12:04:48 AM

I would be too afraid of messing up my junk to do any of this stuff. You're basically ripping your penis up by the roots and then letting it heal back wrong.  :yuck

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Bildi on September 04, 2009, 12:07:41 AM

I only found out what jelqing is a few months back (via eb).

It's some scary shit, I could never do that to my little fellah.

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2009, 12:07:45 AM

well, i was limp until smooth started talking about his sister handling his junk :drool

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: drew on September 04, 2009, 12:22:19 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 04, 2009, 12:04:48 AM

I would be too afraid of messing up my junk to do any of this stuff. You're basically ripping your penis up by the roots and then letting it heal back wrong.  :yuck

hence the dick deformation

enjoy that crook in your cock

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 04, 2009, 12:25:35 AM

when your dick gets that big around i bet peeing is like pouring water out of a gallon jug

i bet it even makes that glug-glug noise and everything

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: demi on September 04, 2009, 12:27:34 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 04, 2009, 12:04:48 AM

I would be too afraid of messing up my junk to do any of this stuff. You're basically ripping your penis up by the roots and then letting it heal back wrong.  :yuck

It is ok. I like your junk just how it is.

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: muckhole on September 04, 2009, 12:31:33 AM

You could just tie weights to it while you stand around the house. Much less work.

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2009, 12:37:15 AM

I don't know what he's talking about in the op. Stretching his dick to his butt cheeks? I can't even do that

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Diunx on September 04, 2009, 12:45:05 AM

I'm quite happy with the size of my penis, but I would still be rather interested in the results of 6 weeks of these workouts.

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: BlackMage on September 04, 2009, 01:08:51 AM

meh, im fine with having an average penis.. its like the one size fits all.

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 04, 2009, 01:53:05 AM

(http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/giant%20inflatable%20sausage.jpg)

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Bildi on September 04, 2009, 02:12:40 AM

Scrolling straight to the bottom of the thread and seeing that image hit me in the face... :rofl

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 04, 2009, 02:24:53 AM

(http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Donut_funny_adullt_costume.jpg)

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: demi on September 04, 2009, 02:26:38 AM

Here's the dollar video

http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=RdYTRwO608_&c=myv&page=1

:eek:

Title: Re: Workout tips (Goal: Himu's size)
Post by: BlackMage on September 04, 2009, 03:07:28 AM

Quote from: demi on September 04, 2009, 02:26:38 AM

Here's the dollar video

http://www.xtube.com/play_re.php?v=RdYTRwO608_&c=myv&page=1

:eek:

gross dude

Title: Re: Beefing Up!
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 04, 2009, 03:08:26 AM

Link doesn't work.  It just sent me to a bunch of gay pr0n.  :yuck

Title: Re: Beefing Up!
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 04, 2009, 03:20:32 AM

What's the dollar bill test? I destroyed the toilet roll test.

Title: Re: Beefing Up!
Post by: demi on September 04, 2009, 03:21:15 AM

Click and see

Title: Re: Beefing Up!
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 04, 2009, 03:23:13 AM

I did. It just took me to a bunch of gay porn thumbnails.

Title: Re: Beefing Up!
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 04, 2009, 03:24:58 AM

Wait. It worked. Interesting.