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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2009, 11:38:52 AM

Title: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2009, 11:38:52 AM
http://www.playcornhole.org (http://www.playcornhole.org) :lol

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The American Cornhole Association is an organization chartered with the sole purpose to promote the game of Cornhole or Corn Toss.

The American Cornhole Association was established by a small group of dedicated Cornholers from the west side of Cincinnati, Ohio. It has grown over the years and, to the best of our knowledge, now represents the largest organized Cornhole / Corn Toss association in the United States.

 :lol


Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: Diunx on September 04, 2009, 11:41:45 AM
My dream has always been working for the American Cornhole Association.
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: muckhole on September 04, 2009, 11:55:05 AM
All my Ohio customers bring this up with them, and it's always fun to feign ignorance and ask what they're playing, especially when it's women.

"What are you guys playing?"

"Cornhole...
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: Tauntaun on September 04, 2009, 11:56:03 AM
Rim the corn.  :-*
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 04, 2009, 12:14:05 PM
All of you need to fuck off.
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 04, 2009, 12:18:51 PM
Everyone's laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster.
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 12:20:27 PM
All of you need to fuck off.

Get 'im!  Hold 'im down!
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: tehjaybo on September 04, 2009, 12:21:54 PM
I don't see the humor.  I guess because it's so common around here.
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: Bocsius on September 04, 2009, 12:24:03 PM
I was at church last week and they said they were going to play cornhole. It was at that point that I told myself I had watched too much Beavis & Butthead as a teenager.
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 12:24:23 PM
I don't see the humor.  I guess because it's so common around here.

Yes, I would imagine that in backwoods, rural areas where there's nothing much to do that cornholing would be a popular activity.  Verily, there must be a legion of cornholers in your area, good chap. :tophat
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 04, 2009, 12:25:33 PM
This is where I would post the Carlin bit about cornholing if some asshole didn't get it taken down from YouTube
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2009, 02:19:57 PM
Some of our friends moved to Seattle from Chicago, and they always play cornhole at their summer barbecues. We love to give them shit about it.
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 04, 2009, 03:53:22 PM
There's an arcade game about cornholing.
http://www.bhmvending.com/Amusements/Incredible%20Technologies/Itsgames_TargetTossProBags.html (http://www.bhmvending.com/Amusements/Incredible%20Technologies/Itsgames_TargetTossProBags.html)

It's got a Wii port, too.  :-*
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: Brehvolution on September 04, 2009, 04:17:33 PM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/scradinator/cornholio.png)
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 04, 2009, 04:25:24 PM
It's got a Wii port, too.  :-*

It's actually a fun lil' diversion!
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2009, 07:03:23 PM
Never heard of it
Title: Re: Let's join the American Cornhole Association! Yes, The Bore's favorite game!
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 05, 2009, 12:13:39 AM
It's been around for a decade now ... for some reason it caught on among the football tailgating crowd 3-4 years ago.

It's just horseshoes for big fat, lazy drunk people.

The sad part is that fairs/bars/events are trying to cash in on the craze by having "cornhole tournaments" with cash prizes. Can you imagine the amount of douchery that surrounds such an event? Ex-jocks that once gravitated toward softball or bowling are now trading chest bumps over throwing a bean bag through a hole in a piece of plywood.