THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: mojovonio on September 04, 2009, 01:44:19 PM

Title: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: mojovonio on September 04, 2009, 01:44:19 PM
http://adamatomic.com/canabalt/ (http://adamatomic.com/canabalt/)
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2009, 02:35:36 PM
1534m on my first try. I misjudged the jump on a window. :/
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2009, 03:30:58 PM
bombs always get me just as I land smh
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Tristam on September 04, 2009, 03:40:40 PM
Played it for 30 minutes and finally topped 4,000. The game lags in Firefox on my old laptop, which can be very advantageous for catching the bombs early but also contributes to many needless deaths as I mistime a jump because of the lag.  >:(
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 03:51:37 PM
DON'T GIVE ME THE DISTANCES IN NAZI MEASUREMENT

...I could only get around 1800m.  :(
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on September 04, 2009, 04:18:46 PM
2700+ is the best I can do so far. Damn falling satellites.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2009, 08:00:20 PM
I posted this yesterday.  I also got 3000 or 35000 I can't remember. 
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: FatalT on September 04, 2009, 08:08:53 PM
3670m, not bad!
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2009, 08:27:08 PM
I posted this yesterday.  I also got 3000 or 35000 I can't remember. 

That is quite the disparity. :lol
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 08:28:57 PM
I posted this yesterday.  I also got 3000 or 35000 I can't remember. 

That is quite the disparity. :lol

Given the source, I'm going with 300.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Diunx on September 04, 2009, 08:29:10 PM
I posted this yesterday.  I also got 3000 or 35000 I can't remember. 

smh, now with numbers too?
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2009, 09:10:37 PM
look I know there was a 3 and a few 0's.  Maybe a 5 in there as well.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 09:15:54 PM
look I know there was a 3 and a few 0's.  Maybe a 5 in there as well.

yaere is th
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 05, 2009, 03:57:20 PM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/16nezb.jpg)

Yeah, I'm the shit
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 05, 2009, 05:54:45 PM
5829
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 05, 2009, 06:23:20 PM
no I mean to say 58290
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: The Sceneman on September 05, 2009, 06:30:04 PM
I always fuck up the windows  :'(
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 05, 2009, 06:44:34 PM
The trick is to run into stuff so you can slow enough to actually play.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: Flatwoods on September 05, 2009, 07:31:34 PM
2816, I think I only managed it because there wasn't a single window through the whole run except the one that killed me at the end.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: chronovore on September 06, 2009, 11:54:13 AM
But why isn't this is Games?
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 06, 2009, 12:48:12 PM
(http://i31.tinypic.com/2edcmc7.jpg)

:bow Me :bow2

Farthest I've gone since I got 7112, and I nearly doubled it :rofl I ended up getting fucked over by one of those windows that is ridiculously lower than the platform you're jumping from. I could have made it if I was going slower but once you hit ~8000m the frequency of big gaps is increased a lot and you can't slow down nearly as much. And there's probably a falling satellite on 1/4 of every platform :lol

Oh, I guess they're bombs. I don't know why I assumed they were satellites.
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 06, 2009, 03:33:10 PM
No challengers?

That's what I thought :punch
Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 06, 2009, 10:40:00 PM
OMG please port this to Sega Gamegear!!

/gaftard

Title: Re: Dear Evilbore, say goodbye to the rest of your afternoon.
Post by: chronovore on September 06, 2009, 10:45:42 PM
No challengers?

That's what I thought :punch

I got 3100 on my first try, then began to progressively suck more and more. Choke on my impotent fury, OptimoPeach!