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Title: Dirk Nowitzki Dodges a Giant Bullet
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 04, 2009, 10:10:39 PM
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Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki was informed Friday that his former fiancée, who was recently sentenced to five years in prison for a probation violation in Missouri, is not pregnant as she has maintained for months.

Nowitzki is in South Africa this week as part of the NBA's Basketball Without Borders program and could not be reached for comment.

But Robert Hart, Nowitzki's Dallas-based lawyer, said via phone that a pregnancy test given to Crista Taylor which they had sought through a July court order has been confirmed as negative.

"As we suspected from the start, we did not believe that she was pregnant and now that has been confirmed," Hart said.

The test, ordered July 24 by Dallas family court Associate Judge Randall Grubbs, was administered in Missouri. Hart on Friday received the documentation confirming that Taylor is not pregnant.

"Good news on Dirk's ex," Mavericks owner Mark Cuban said via his Twitter feed Thursday afternoon. "No surprise. Can't wait [for] training camp."
Title: Re: Dirk Nowitzki Dodges a Giant Bullet
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 04, 2009, 10:32:05 PM
He already dodged one bullet by having her go to jail instead of marrying her, that ho was fugly. You can do better, Dirk!
Title: Re: Dirk Nowitzki Dodges a Giant Bullet
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2009, 10:33:23 PM
Don't worry, he'll pick up a fine lass in Africa.
Title: Re: Dirk Nowitzki Dodges a Giant Bullet
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 04, 2009, 10:42:53 PM
Quote from: Himuro on September 04, 2009, 10:33:23 PM
Don't worry, he'll pick up a fine lass in Africa.

Speaking of fine lasses, who is that in your avatar?
Title: Re: Dirk Nowitzki Dodges a Giant Bullet
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 04, 2009, 10:46:17 PM
Now all he has to do is get off the Mavs.

What was his fiancee on probation for?
Title: Re: Dirk Nowitzki Dodges a Giant Bullet
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2009, 10:58:35 PM
Quote from: T EXP on September 04, 2009, 10:42:53 PM
Quote from: Himuro on September 04, 2009, 10:33:23 PM
Don't worry, he'll pick up a fine lass in Africa.

Speaking of fine lasses, who is that in your avatar?

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0688624/
Title: Re: Dirk Nowitzki Dodges a Giant Bullet
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 05, 2009, 12:36:23 AM
Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 04, 2009, 10:46:17 PM
Now all he has to do is get off the Mavs.

What was his fiancee on probation for?

Passing bad cheques everywhere.
Title: Re: Dirk Nowitzki Dodges a Giant Bullet
Post by: Mandark on September 05, 2009, 01:52:02 AM
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Dirk Nowitzki Dodges a Giant Bullet
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