THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: AdmiralViscen on September 06, 2009, 02:01:30 PM

Title: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 06, 2009, 02:01:30 PM
http://www.newsday.com/long-island/suffolk/cops-islandia-man-tried-to-run-down-muslim-mom-daughter-1.1399170

(http://www.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.1399420.1251402750!image/3193234156.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_600/3193234156.jpg)

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An Islandia man was charged thursday with threatening to kill a Muslim woman and her 20-year-old daughter and trying to run them down with his car at a Smithtown gas station, a misdemeanor charge that Muslim groups condemned as too light.

Joseph Ballance, 23, pleaded not guilty Thursday at an arraignment in First District Court in Central Islip, where he was charged with second-degree aggravated harassment.

Prosecutors asked for $5,000 bail, but Judge Joseph A. Santorelli ordered Ballance held on $10,000 cash bail or $30,000 bond. He also issued an order of protection for the victims and ordered a mental health screening for Ballance.

The police report says, on Aug. 20 at 3:50 p.m. at the Hess gas station on Smithtown Bypass, Ballance threatened the victim with extreme violence.

The victim, 49, and her daughter, both of Smithtown, were dressed in an abaya, a traditional Muslim garment that completely covered their bodies and face, except for their eyes.

The report said Ballance then started driving toward the mother. Det. Sgt. Robert Reecks, who heads the Suffolk County Police Department's Hate Crimes unit, said the man drove the car in reverse but didn't get close enough to the older woman to be charged with attempted assault.

In the mother's statement, she said a white male came up behind them yelling, "Take that stuff off. What do you think it is, Halloween?" The man followed them into the store, continuing to yell.

The woman said the man then drove his car so close to hers that she couldn't open the gas cap and he "kept striking a match on a matchbook like if I was to start pumping the gas he would throw the match at me," according to the statement.

In a statement signed by Ballance, he said that while he was at the station, "two people dressed for Halloween looking like the wicked witch," pulled in.

"They shouldn't be allowed to wear that around here," the statement said.

"I did nothing to them," he said in the statement. "There is nothing wrong with their car. I never touched them.

"This is not Iraq. They should not be dressing like that here. Send them back to Iraq."

Ballance's attorney could not be reached. Police did not identify the victims. Reecks said the hate component upgraded the charge to a misdemeanor.

But Muslim leaders criticized the charge as too lenient, and pressed for federal civil rights charges.

Nayyar Imam, president of the Islamic Association of Long Island in Selden, said he would request to meet with authorities about the charges. "These charges have to be ramped up," he said. "It's unacceptable."

All I can say is, I called it.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 06, 2009, 02:06:03 PM
Looks like Jarosh with lighter hair.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Diunx on September 06, 2009, 02:14:00 PM
Looks like Jarosh with lighter hair.

:lol he even has a similar expression to the one Jarosh always have in his pics.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 06, 2009, 02:15:08 PM
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In a statement signed by Ballance, he said that while he was at the station, "two people dressed for Halloween looking like the wicked witch," pulled in.

"They shouldn't be allowed to wear that around here," the statement said.

"I did nothing to them," he said in the statement. "There is nothing wrong with their car. I never touched them.

"This is not Iraq. They should not be dressing like that here. Send them back to Iraq."

Way to help your case there, dude! :rofl
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 06, 2009, 02:21:35 PM
All I can say is, I called it.

Was he this psychotic back then?

Yup. I'm surprised it took this long. At least he didn't actually hurt anyone.



And yea, LOL at his sworn statement. What a fucking idiot.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 06, 2009, 02:42:53 PM
You don't have to go too far to hear them here, either. So?
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Tauntaun on September 06, 2009, 07:45:18 PM
At least someone remembers 9/11!  :american
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Don Flamenco on September 07, 2009, 12:21:31 AM
 :) (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/th_1-smile.png)  :)
 :D (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/th_2-grin.png)  :D
 ;) (http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/th_3-wink.png)  ;)
:wtf(http://www.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.1399420.1251402750!image/3193234156.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_600/3193234156.jpg):wtf
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 07, 2009, 12:25:16 AM
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: AdmiralViscen on September 07, 2009, 12:28:44 AM
omfg :rofl
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 07, 2009, 12:29:34 AM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Boogie on September 07, 2009, 12:34:22 AM
oh my gawd.  :rofl
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 07, 2009, 12:36:51 AM
Jarosh would you have a threesome with him and cloudwalking? It would be like having sex with your brother and your sister.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Tauntaun on September 07, 2009, 12:37:08 AM
Jarosh annihilated!  :rofl
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Diunx on September 07, 2009, 01:47:54 AM
Brilliant.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Raban on September 07, 2009, 01:49:46 AM
Where's Jarosh to comment!?
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 07, 2009, 02:27:54 AM
Where's Jarosh to comment!?

He's too busy trying to make bail.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 07, 2009, 02:29:08 AM
:rofl

good job Kranz
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: elektrikluv on September 07, 2009, 02:35:00 AM
Amazing

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Tieno on September 07, 2009, 07:50:37 AM
"Looks like Jarosh, or his brother"

First thing I said to myself when I saw that picture. Glad I'm not the only one.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: T-Short on September 07, 2009, 09:06:31 AM
lulz am broken, upgrade ur links plz
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 07, 2009, 09:10:12 AM
I can't see shit!
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Barry Egan on September 07, 2009, 10:04:07 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Don Flamenco on September 07, 2009, 10:33:01 AM
aww, he deleted the pics.  I'm not making fun of you Jarosh, it's just amazing how much this guy looks like you! :lol
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 07, 2009, 11:22:39 AM
lulz am broken, upgrade ur links plz
I can't see shit!

Here...

(http://i28.tinypic.com/21153le.gif)

:lol :rofl :lol
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 07, 2009, 11:34:57 AM
that's fantastic
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: chronovore on September 07, 2009, 11:45:49 AM
I told jarosh about this and he was laughing his ass off, so no worries he's not offended. His photobucket's account is about to max out on bandwidth, so he moved most of the pics elsewhere. I think you can view them now, he moved them back for the time being after I briefed him. He'll reply as soon as he can.

Edit: he says he'd definitely have a threesome with the dude. It's like having sex with a clone. totally OK!

Just make sure no-one wears traditional muslim garments.

Holy crap, the resemblance is uncanny.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: muckhole on September 07, 2009, 12:58:08 PM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/21153le.gif)

 :rofl

Holy crap.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 07, 2009, 01:09:10 PM
This thread is all kinds of disturbing. :lol
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: BlackMage on September 07, 2009, 03:06:44 PM
while they do look similiar; jarosh is definitely better looking but i can't pinpoint exactly why.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: chronovore on September 08, 2009, 02:18:33 AM
while they do look similiar; jarosh is definitely better looking but i can't pinpoint exactly why.

Because he looks like a fun guy who doesn't take himself too seriously, and probably doesn't try to drive over women with his car?
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Purple Filth on September 08, 2009, 02:32:02 AM
why does he look like jarosh? :wtf
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 08, 2009, 10:46:35 AM
why does he look like jarosh? :wtf

Long-lost twin brother.

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Or cloning experiment gone horribly wrong. Clone escapes out into the world to cause mischief, Jarosh disavows any knowledge.
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Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Beezy on September 08, 2009, 10:58:27 AM
holy shit :lol
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Barry Egan on September 08, 2009, 11:00:48 AM
while they do look similiar; jarosh is definitely better looking but i can't pinpoint exactly why.

Because he looks like a fun guy who doesn't take himself too seriously, and probably doesn't try to drive over women with his car?

it's probably the stylized hair.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: tiesto on September 08, 2009, 11:23:36 AM
Holy fuck, I live right by that Hess station the crime happened at... pretty fucked up.
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: twerd on September 08, 2009, 11:32:22 AM
defenseless women in SCARY COSTUMES  :ninja :ninja
Title: Re: This guy went to high school with me, guess he's going to jail now
Post by: Hollywood on September 08, 2009, 03:34:55 PM
This sounds like the start to the movie Death Proof. They should have let the girls run them down with their car and shoot him.