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Title: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 09, 2009, 05:04:14 PM
:drudge BREAKING :drudge

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/09/09/mexico.hijacking/index.html

Sounds like they're Bolivian or Colombian or something.  Want to talk to Felipe Calderon.  Maybe cartel related?  Somehow I'm sure this is all Obama's fault.
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Bocsius on September 09, 2009, 05:07:06 PM
Of course, we know what me must do.

Invade Iran.
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Tauntaun on September 09, 2009, 05:07:22 PM
(http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/terrorist.jpg)

"They took our jerbs!"
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 09, 2009, 05:11:14 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on September 09, 2009, 05:07:22 PM
(http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/terrorist.jpg)

"They took our jerbs!"

Is that... a GOLD plated rocket launcher?  FoC just creamed his Randian jeans.
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Tauntaun on September 09, 2009, 05:12:13 PM
They ballin from all that oil monay. :pimp
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Kestastrophe on September 09, 2009, 05:13:22 PM
How many times did he beat prestige mode to get that?
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Brehvolution on September 09, 2009, 05:44:15 PM
Hijacking a plane was always the stupidest thing you could do IMO.

Turist: We want $5M or we crash dis plane.
Negotiator: You realize that you'd die too?
Turist: wait...what? I guess I didn't think this through.
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 09, 2009, 05:48:18 PM
[youtube=560,345]nuTQeoS3fcg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Bocsius on September 09, 2009, 05:50:46 PM
Quote from: Kosma on September 09, 2009, 05:49:04 PM
Im hjiacking this thread right now!

 :gun

I demand Icon status, a back rub from Cloudwalking and a sixpack of beer OR ELSE

Of course, we know what we must do.

Invade Iran.
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Bocsius on September 09, 2009, 05:54:28 PM
Find some oil in a jungle region and off we'll go.

That, or we'll need some serious climate change.
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: drew on September 09, 2009, 06:43:55 PM
Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 09, 2009, 05:13:22 PM
How many times did he beat prestige mode to get that?

i didnt even make that connection

man im slippin
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Diunx on September 09, 2009, 07:04:35 PM
Meh let me know when they crash into something.
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 09, 2009, 07:36:11 PM
Quote from: Bocsius on September 09, 2009, 05:50:46 PM
Quote from: Kosma on September 09, 2009, 05:49:04 PM
Im hjiacking this thread right now!

 :gun

I demand Icon status, a back rub from Cloudwalking and a sixpack of beer OR ELSE

Of course, we know what we must do.

Invade Poland.

fixed
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Diunx on September 09, 2009, 07:42:52 PM
But why would anyone want to invade Poland?
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 09, 2009, 07:45:12 PM
Because it's easy?
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: ManaByte on September 09, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
The plane was originally headed to Mexico City.

Why hijack a plane headed to Mexico City and then take it there?
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 09, 2009, 09:27:33 PM
Quote from: ManaByte on September 09, 2009, 09:24:22 PM
The plane was originally headed to Mexico City.

Why hijack a plane headed to Mexico City and then take it there?

have you seen the price of tickets these days?
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: ManaByte on September 09, 2009, 09:31:14 PM
But if you want to get to Mexico City and get on a plane headed to Mexico City, why hijack it?

Well they are Bolivian, so they were probably coked out of their skulls in the first place.
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 09, 2009, 09:34:23 PM
edit: reading the updated article may help us all...
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 09, 2009, 10:15:06 PM
MUPEPE NOOOOOoooooo!
Title: Re: Breaking- jet hijacked on runway in Mexico
Post by: duckman2000 on September 09, 2009, 10:44:36 PM
So, he got clean, found God and went on to hijack a plane. Sounds reasonable.