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Title: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: tehjaybo on September 10, 2009, 11:40:41 AM: Tucker Max is a pretty cool guy, eh has sex with lots of chicks and doesn't afraid of anything.

If you don't know who Tucker Max is, you either do not have a penis or you are internet distinguished mentally-challenged.
www.tuckermax.com
www.ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com

The movie is prolly gonna suck, but I've read and re-read this guys book and online postings, so I'm pretty excited to actually meet him ( and probably get made fun of ridiculously).

Anyone else a fan, or has anyone else gone to the premier of his movie? I've heard it's funny, but I've only seen one trailer, and it looked kind of cheesy tbh.
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 12:08:03 PM: This probably the gayest thing you've ever typed on the Internet.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2009, 12:19:49 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on September 10, 2009, 11:40:41 AM
Tucker Max is a pretty cool guy, eh has sex with lots of chicks and doesn't afraid of anything.

yaere is th?
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: tehjaybo on September 10, 2009, 12:31:08 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 12:08:03 PM
This probably the gayest thing you've ever typed on the Internet.

Another quality thread by me.

Shapow!
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: Robo on September 10, 2009, 12:58:57 PM: (http://ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/images/BIH_avatar_tucker.jpg) :smug
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2009, 01:11:12 PM: Everyone has aids aids aids aids aids aids aids aids aids aids.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2009, 01:30:40 PM: :-*
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 10, 2009, 01:32:05 PM: may I touch you
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 01:37:43 PM: Yeah, he's pretty much a douche. I'm not sure why tehjaybo is excited. You couldn't pay me to hang out with Tucker Max, even if he was offering free blowjobs and candy.
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Post by: drew on September 10, 2009, 01:38:58 PM: who the fuck is this guy

i visited his site and still dont know who he is
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 01:39:42 PM: I'm not sure that there's much difference between Tucker and Willco though
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 01:49:27 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 01:39:42 PM
I'm not sure that there's much difference between Tucker and Willco though

This doesn't even work as an insult!
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Post by: Bloodwake on September 10, 2009, 01:58:09 PM: There's a movie premiere in KY. What the hell.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:06:29 PM: More of a statement of fact than an insult.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 02:11:03 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:06:29 PM
More of a statement of fact than an insult.

But it makes no sense, that's the point. It's just kind of stupid.

I expect better from you. Quit slacking.
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2009, 02:16:15 PM: For starters, probably more than 100 lbs. And that's just in the testicular region.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:16:55 PM: Maybe I need to be clear: you're both kind of douchebags. Sure, one's more douchebaggy than the other, but a douchebag none the less.

Does that make it clearer or do I need to serve it to you on a plate for you to understand?
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 02:16:55 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 10, 2009, 02:16:15 PM
For starters, probably more than 100 lbs. And that's just in the testicular region.

:lol

Maybe age has slowed down Corny a bit, either that or his new scientific career has sapped all his creativity when it comes to putdowns.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2009, 02:20:13 PM: There's something about gingers that just makes them socially awkward/inept grouchfaces. I kind of get why they're the most hated minority in the UK, to be honest.
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Post by: twerd on September 10, 2009, 02:21:55 PM: I met Maddox last week. :smug
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 02:23:49 PM: What's he like, twerd?

His schtick looks so fabricated for the Internet - I always imagined he was pretty much a geek in real life.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:26:19 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 10, 2009, 02:20:13 PM
There's something about gingers that just makes them socially awkward/inept grouchfaces.

There's also something about people who keep referring to me as being ginger, when I'm not. And give me a fucking break about calling anyone else a socially awkward/inept grouchface! That's as much your schtick as it is mine.

And Willco, I don't know what happened to my putdown cheat sheet. Perhaps you ate it?
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 02:32:14 PM: Triumph is like Scrooge; lovable in a grumpy grandfather kind of way. He's like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.

Your defining attribute is bitterness, which is not really prevalent in Triumph's schtick. Bitterness is never lovable!
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: Reb on September 10, 2009, 02:33:54 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:26:19 PM
And Willco, I don't know what happened to my putdown cheat sheet. Perhaps you ate it?

Now we're talking!
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 02:36:35 PM: Yeah, he's beginning to believe.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:43:56 PM: believe is a lot less annoying now that I know it was stolen from Achewood.

And Willco, the only difference between Triumph and I is that he's on your dick, and I'm not.
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: twerd on September 10, 2009, 02:45:27 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:23:49 PM
What's he like, twerd?

His schtick looks so fabricated for the Internet - I always imagined he was pretty much a geek in real life.
Yeah, his schtick is fabricated, and he's pretty nerdy. He's a pretty normal, funny guy in real life though. He was cooler than I imagined he'd be, whereas I predict that Tucker Max will just be a less extreme douche than his postings predict.
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Post by: demi on September 10, 2009, 02:45:41 PM: willco is so fat
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 02:46:35 PM: Are you kidding me, Corny? :lol

Triumph gives me shit routinely. I don't think anyone's slagged my tastes on the Interwebs more than him in the past decade.

The only difference is that he's a grumpy, old codger and you're a bitter, old codger.
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 02:47:13 PM: Quote from: demi on September 10, 2009, 02:45:41 PM
willco is so fat

Does this make your balls wet - Y/N?
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:49:53 PM: I think what makes you so wonderful is your willingness to argue about fucking everything. You're bitter! He's grumpy! Blah blah fucking blah.

The fact that Triumph is all up on your Facebook just proves how attached to your dick he is.
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: demi on September 10, 2009, 02:50:53 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:47:13 PM
Quote from: demi on September 10, 2009, 02:45:41 PM
willco is so fat

Does this make your balls wet - Y/N?

Do you pass the dollar bill test?
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 02:52:29 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:49:53 PM
I think what makes you so wonderful is your willingness to argue about fucking everything. You're bitter! He's grumpy! Blah blah fucking blah.

The fact that Triumph is all up on your Facebook just proves how attached to your dick he is.

Cheebs is on my Facebook. It is not an exclusive club. If you're butthurt because I never accepted your friend request, you're handling it all wrong!

... oh yes, demi. Oh yes!
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: demi on September 10, 2009, 02:56:59 PM: :lol yeah right. IM me when you want to get serious.
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 03:01:18 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:52:29 PM
Cheebs is on my Facebook. It is not an exclusive club. If you're butthurt because I never accepted your friend request, you're handling it all wrong!

I've never sent you a friend request on Facebook. I'm a "fan" of a bunch of shit, but the only people on my FB are people I know in real life. The only reason I'm bringing it up was because you did.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 03:04:52 PM: Look, I'm sorry. Let's bury the hatchet. I'll even let you follow me on Twitter.
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2009, 03:16:48 PM: Corny we've got to do something about that sand in your vagina. :(
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Post by: drew on September 10, 2009, 03:19:38 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:16:55 PM
Does that make it clearer or do I need to serve it to you on a plate for you to understand?

eb mods need jokes not only served to them on a steamy platter, but also spooned into their mouths

see: the lyte edge
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 10, 2009, 03:20:38 PM: Ugh, please don't bring your vendettas into a thread, drew.
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Post by: tehjaybo on September 10, 2009, 03:30:05 PM: I think that it's funny how I make a bad thread, leave for two hours, and come back to see it at almost the second page of replies.

YOU GIVE ME THE POWER.

And I post about things I believe I will enjoy, not things to make people like me on the internets. Other people do this too, it's just not as much fun to tell them they're dumb for enjoying things because they don't respond like I do. It's cool. Either way, I'm still going to see the Tucker Max movie tonight with a bunch of friends, get a free bag of stuff, and have a Q&A with the douchebag himself. That's what I'm going for.

Quote from: Bloodwake on September 10, 2009, 01:58:09 PM
There's a movie premiere in KY. What the hell.
Tucker Max is originally from Kentucky.
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 03:36:29 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on September 10, 2009, 03:16:48 PM
Corny we've got to do something about that sand in your vagina. :(

Maybe you could felch it out for me.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 10, 2009, 03:37:27 PM: Ichi included that Beer in Hell book in The Box of Awesome a couple years back. Never read it.
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: Tauntaun on September 10, 2009, 03:45:10 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 03:36:29 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on September 10, 2009, 03:16:48 PM
Corny we've got to do something about that sand in your vagina. :(

Maybe you could felch it out for me.

:yuck

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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 10, 2009, 03:57:01 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:46:35 PM
Are you kidding me, Corny? :lol

Triumph gives me shit routinely.

Is the shit accumulated as a ring around your cock from him being on your dick all the time?

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I just wanted to join the brawl :punch :punch :punch
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Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: tiesto on September 10, 2009, 04:00:17 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:23:49 PM
What's he like, twerd?

His schtick looks so fabricated for the Internet - I always imagined he was pretty much a geek in real life.

I'm pretty much sure that every PUA was at one time a geek, or still is, just highly effective at covering it up. (Hell, Roissy frequently makes obscure sci-fi novel/movie references in his posts)

EDIT: Saw you were talking about Maddox, not Tucker Max... but my point still stands.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on September 10, 2009, 04:26:55 PM: This is the type of thing I expect from ferrariman.
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Post by: muckhole on September 10, 2009, 04:33:02 PM: Someday I will let tehjaybo pay to meet me in real life.
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Post by: Robo on September 10, 2009, 04:38:21 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on September 10, 2009, 03:30:05 PM
Tucker Max is originally from Kentucky.

leper Kentucky-bore, pls
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 10, 2009, 05:49:56 PM: Quote from: muckhole on September 10, 2009, 04:33:02 PM
Someday I will let tehjaybo pay to meet me in real life.

All you need to do is write a book about your (fake) exploits and let Wilco turn it into a major motion picture. It'll star Nick Frost, Zooey Deschanel, and Demi as himself.
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Post by: muckhole on September 10, 2009, 05:56:48 PM: "Awash in Filth:Probings of a Muckhole"! How could Willco NOT want to work on this?!

Quote from: Armitage on September 10, 2009, 05:34:30 PM
I dunno, Tucker Max seems like a legitimate douche, not a lovable douche. Apparently everyone on the set of his movie said he was a total asshole.

Maybe tehjabo should seduce him, and then dump his ass to the curb.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 10, 2009, 06:12:40 PM: I can go either way on the guy.

He seems to bring out the extremes in people.
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Post by: Diunx on September 10, 2009, 06:23:45 PM: Gayyyyyyyyy!
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Post by: drew on September 10, 2009, 06:26:22 PM: ok i youtubed this guy and tell me if my consensus is wrong

frat boy jackass wannabe, alcohol loving but no drug taking, normie college boy, womanizing douchebag who had a blog which other frat boyz read and liked

did i get anything wrong? did i miss anything? gavin mcinnes over this guy
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 10, 2009, 07:08:18 PM: You're pretty much spot on.

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I was going to put an insult in there, but I'm kind of off my game tonight.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on September 10, 2009, 07:13:26 PM: Quote from: drew on September 10, 2009, 06:26:22 PM
alcohol loving but no drug taking
Yeah, he's definitely one of those

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Something something misuse of consensus something something
Title: Re: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 09:10:54 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2009, 08:43:39 PM
Tucker max is the king of the douxhebags. If you like him, consider yourself a douchebag.

I'm confused. Wouldn't that make them a douxhebag?
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Post by: GilloD on September 10, 2009, 11:41:23 PM: Jesus christ, really? Tucker Max is not a role model. He's a fucking scumbag who should be prosecuted. Dude, is this a serious post? It's beyond gross that anyone would ever be excited his reprhensible hijinks. I'm a hard guy to upset, but "lol the girl was fat but i fucked her and the thre up on her couch" is just. It's socipathic.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on September 10, 2009, 11:52:43 PM: Quote from: GilloD on September 10, 2009, 11:41:23 PM
He's a fucking scumbag who should be prosecuted.
Explain this. What little I know of him is mostly gleaned from clips of him promoting his book and the single story of his that I read, but this sounds juicier than all that. Unless it's just a general statement regarding his douchiness
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Post by: GilloD on September 10, 2009, 11:59:43 PM: Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 10, 2009, 11:52:43 PM
Quote from: GilloD on September 10, 2009, 11:41:23 PM
He's a fucking scumbag who should be prosecuted.
Explain this. What little I know of him is mostly gleaned from clips of him promoting his book and the single story of his that I read, but this sounds juicier than all that. Unless it's just a general statement regarding his douchiness

I;ll try and dig up some specific examples, but an more than one of his stories goes: "We got really drunk and she passed out and I fucked her", which is rape, or it was last time I checked. I'm not gonna go Googling his work my work PC, but I'll check it out when I get home. Gawker had some good scoops: http://gawker.com/search/tucker%20max/
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Post by: OptimoPeach on September 11, 2009, 01:17:16 AM: :lol The review of his movie was pretty good
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Post by: drew on September 11, 2009, 01:34:37 AM: Quote
The best character in the film is Tucker's friend Drew, because he looks like he was just dropped in from another movie, and can't wait to get back. Drew is a misanthropic video game nerd who goes to strip club and meets a hot stripper who is also a video game nerd and falls for him and they rush home and sleep together and Drew instantly bonds with her son and they become a couple immediately. This is as close to a plausible male-female interaction sequence as this movie gets.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by: twerd on September 11, 2009, 11:44:24 AM: that irony was delicious.
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Post by: tehjaybo on September 11, 2009, 12:37:32 PM: Movie was funny, Tucker ripped on people in the crowd just to be Tucker, but when he signed stuff for people, he was really cool to them.

Evilbore annihilated.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 11, 2009, 01:07:46 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on September 11, 2009, 12:37:32 PM
Movie was funny, Tucker ripped on people in the crowd just to be Tucker, but when he signed stuff for people, he was really cool to them.

Evilbore annihilated.

:rofl
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2009, 01:11:24 PM: This is why you can't keep a girlfriend.

...well, that and the ginger thing.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2009, 01:12:19 PM: You're assuming Kentucky works like the real world!
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Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2009, 01:14:30 PM: Well, with the ginger thing it does, because that's an instinctual revulsion.

...kidding! Put that gun down, jaybo.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 11, 2009, 01:20:48 PM: A local article (http://kykernel.com/2009/09/10/sexually-idealized-antihero-has-more-to-him-than-exploits-and-laughs/comment-page-1/) from the same screening as tehjaybo - I wonder if it was written by him:

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This is the Tucker Max persona – the image we see on screen and create in our minds. When sitting on his bus, he flips gears and his law school background comes out. He is undoubtedly one of the more well-spoken, intelligent individuals I have ever met...

First comment to the article:

Quote from: Broseph
Tucker Max is one of the more well-spoken, intelligent individuals you have ever met ?

Sweetheart, you need to get out of Kentucky.

:lol

I wonder if tehjaybo went down on him after the movie.
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Post by: drew on September 11, 2009, 01:27:43 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on September 11, 2009, 12:37:32 PM
Tucker ripped on people in the crowd just to be Tucker, but when he signed stuff for people, he was really cool to them.

someone was cordial to his fans when he was signing autographs for them, wow this totally makes him not an asshole!

almost makes you forget about his unbearable fratfag persona and scat fetish. ALMOST.
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 11, 2009, 03:27:06 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 11, 2009, 01:20:48 PM
Quote from: Broseph
Tucker Max is one of the more well-spoken, intelligent individuals you have ever met ?

Sweetheart, you need to get out of Kentucky.

:lol

I wonder if tehjaybo went down on him after the movie.

New Tucker article:

"So this ginger went down on me and I wasn't about to stop him....does this make me gay?"
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 11, 2009, 03:36:33 PM: :lol
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Post by: tehjaybo on September 11, 2009, 04:14:23 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on September 11, 2009, 03:27:06 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 11, 2009, 01:20:48 PM
Quote from: Broseph
Tucker Max is one of the more well-spoken, intelligent individuals you have ever met ?

Sweetheart, you need to get out of Kentucky.

:lol

I wonder if tehjaybo went down on him after the movie.

New Tucker article:

"So this ginger went down on me and I wasn't about to stop him....does this make me gay?"

Like you'd stop me either. :-*
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Post by: Tauntaun on September 11, 2009, 04:41:40 PM: :shh

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Post by: Shuri on September 13, 2009, 06:23:00 PM: isnt he like 35 ???