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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on September 12, 2009, 12:14:03 AM
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Friday. What are you drinking and eating?
Me?
(http://blog.nj.com/hg_impact_entertaining/2007/10/medium_Pumpkin%20Ale.jpg)
and
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large pepperoni and bacon pizza
drinking vodka and rickers beer
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Eating sorrow and drinking loneliness. O and Chartreuse.
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Bread and water.
Are you living in a third world country?!
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large pepperoni and bacon pizza
drinking vodka and rickers beer
That sounds gross.
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Pineapple Jalopano teriyaki chicken, rice, veggies, and a diet mountain dew ultra violet.
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Saw the Baader Meinhoff Complex and then washed down a schnitzel sandwich (with curry apple slaw, spicy sweet mustard and curry ketchup on it) with some Hoegaarden on tap. Also had pommes frites with curry ketchup!!
:rock
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Translation, please.
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I think he said he wanted to militarize the Rhineland.
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Vodka and cranberry juice, pasta.
Feels good man.
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Cranberry juice? Oh, Cher.
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Translation, please.
I saw a German movie, then went and had German beer and food.
And then had efficient German sex.
:rock
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How is German sex different than raunchy American sex?
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Translation, please.
I saw a German movie, then went and had German beer and food.
And then had efficient German sex.
:rock
with a well-engineered, German-made strap-on?
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I think he said he wanted to militarize the Rhineland.
:lol
How is German sex different than raunchy American sex?
ass play and scat.
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Tonight for dinner, I literally had a plate full of tostitos and salsa.
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That sounds gross.
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today i stood in front of the bathroom mirror and watched myself jerk off
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Did you you finish by saying "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" and then wink at yourself. That's what I would have done.
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How is German sex different than raunchy American sex?
Really. You don't get it? [sigh]
Marge: Homey!
Homer #2: Marge honey-fräulein, I'm home.
Marge: You're not my husband.
Homer #2: Ja, please forgive my unexplained two-week absence.
To make it up to you, we will go out to dinner at a
sensibly priced restaurant, then have a night of
efficient German sex.
/
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Did you you finish by saying "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" and then wink at yourself. That's what I would have done.
No, that's weird
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Did you you finish by saying "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" and then wink at yourself. That's what I would have done.
No, that's weird
No wonder no one loves me ...but myself ;)
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Did you you finish by saying "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" and then wink at yourself. That's what I would have done.
No, that's weird
No wonder no one loves me ...but myself ;)
worst post on evilbore ever
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I didn't go out today
no money mo problems :'(
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Did you you finish by saying "Was it as good for you as it was for me?" and then wink at yourself. That's what I would have done.
No, that's weird
No wonder no one loves me ...but myself ;)
worst post on evilbore ever
yes :'(
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oh and I had homemade chicken donair plus bong tokes.
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:bow peking duck :bow2
But I actually ate:
-Edamame
-Miso soup
-Shrimp sushi
-Eel Sushi
-Crunchy handroll
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:lol You are such a weaboo
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Ulrike Meinhof :drool
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I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club. :lol
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I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club. :lol
sounds like my kind of strip club :hyper
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I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club. :lol
sounds like my kind of strip club :hyper
:lol
Honestly though, it was my first time at a strip club and it was pretty boring. It was kinda empty and there was only one decent girl that came to our counter, put one leg up, and started poppin her ass on it.
Sadly, seeing Mark Henry there was the highlight of the night. I still can't believe it. :lol
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Where's the "no homo" caveat? smh
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:lol
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Where's the "no homo" caveat? smh
Lol not necessary. I already mentioned that it was an empty, wack strip club.
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Was there a VIP room, and if so did you get a bj?
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pd have you ever been to a strip club?
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I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club. :lol
Did you get to talk to him? I read that he acts like a complete asshole in real life, but since that was from a wrasslin' site, you never know.
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So he isn't sexual chocolate? :'(
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Found the girl at the strip club
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=922BYnTHePQ
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So he isn't sexual chocolate? :'(
One of the guys at Pro Wrestling Torch did an article on the top 10 least-friendly pro-wrestlers. Smilin' Mark Henry made number one.
If there has ever been a stretch for a person to play a character, it has to be Mark Henry's recent conversion to the smiley, lovable giant. In person, there is nothing likable about the man. Whenever I have seen, he has a horrific expression on his face and generally presents himself as a rude, unapproachable monster. I have seen him cuss out fans, ignore little children that want his autograph, as well as insult the people that are paying to see him. I have heard of wrestlers staying in kayfabe so as not to compromise their on-screen character so perhaps it is a big act, but if not, this guy has some serious issues.
Now I make it a point to never approach someone who I believe is wasting time on my television screen so Henry has never been rude to me, but just being in his presence makes me shake my head in disbelief. I believe no encounter sums up the experience of meeting Mark Henry than the time my African-American friend went up to him and asked if he could "take a picture with a brother." Henry yelled at him angrily, "You're not my brother and you never will be!" Despite the fact that he "wins" the top spot on this list of least friendly wrestlers, I must say that was an unforgettable moment that we have laughed about for years.
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He's just bitter that he didn't get a taste of that sweet, sweet sexual chocolate.
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Was there a VIP room, and if so did you get a bj?
No, stoopid. I told you there was only one decent girl. Also, I went there for a female friend's birthday. I wouldn't try anything like that with them there, even if I wanted to.
I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club. :lol
Did you get to talk to him? I read that he acts like a complete asshole in real life, but since that was from a wrasslin' site, you never know.
Nah, he went and sat at a table in the back by himself. That dude looks scary. None of us wanted to approach him.
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Saw the Baader Meinhoff Complex and then washed down a schnitzel sandwich (with curry apple slaw, spicy sweet mustard and curry ketchup on it) with some Hoegaarden on tap. Also had pommes frites with curry ketchup!!
:rock
:rock Hoegaarden :rock
:rock curry ketchup :rock
Sounds like a great meal!
Last nite I just went to a local burrito bar (Salsa Salsa, if you're familiar, Cajole)... had a chicken taco and a grilled vegetable wrap. Not sure what I'm gonna do for dinner tonite yet. I'm still a bit under the weather...
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I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club. :lol
:lol Certainly more interesting than seeing Mick Foley at Dairy Barn...
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I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club. :lol
Yeah, reading this I was thinking "Mark Henry is stripping now?! I remember that guy!"
My advanced age is starting to show. :'(
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I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club. :lol
:lol Certainly more interesting than seeing Mick Foley at Dairy Barn...
Lol wtf? Was this in NY also? Did he look like a bum?
I just saw "the world's strongest man", Mark Henry, in a wack ass strip club. :lol
Yeah, reading this I was thinking "Mark Henry is stripping now?! I remember that guy!"
My advanced age is starting to show. :'(
:rofl
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I played Madden From 8PM til 12:30AM and drank 11 Coors Lights along the way. Its was a much needed night of solitude sprinkled with some expletive outbursts at the television.
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Tonight is Man Night at the Lakehouse (my house). 12 guys, beer, cigars, Rock Band and burgers.
:rock
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24 beer awaiting me at the gf's place after work. :rock
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Played Rock Band for a bit, shot off some fireworks, funneled a few 24 oz and drank more 24 oz. Last night was great.
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Cranberry juice? Oh, Cher.
What's wrong with cranberry juice. ???
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TONIGHT!
3.14 pounds of slow cooked goodness known as Tri-Tip
Stuffed potatoes with all kinds of goodness inside
Green beans with garlic and peppercorns
drink of choice tonight: a small gift from the girlfriend
two growlers straight from Wild Buffalo Bills: one filled with the first batch of the famous Pumpkin Ale for the season. the other filled with Johnny Midnite Oatmeal Stout.
she also made two types of cookie dough OMG :hyper :omg :heartbeat :hump :elephant :bow2 :bow :bow2
a white chocolate macadamia, and the other a super chocochip cookie mix with all kinds of chocolate in it.
got the dish ready to make a small pizzoki with vanilla ice cream.
my tonight > yours
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TONIGHT
Epic prime rib at the country club ( ::)) plus a couple beers, now about to get ch1nchilla-drunk. Having the last friends who are still in town / haven't left for college over for boozing in an hour or so, so I can see them before I fly away to the nihons.
:rock Coors Light
:rock century clubs
:rock chainsmoking
:rock binge drinking
:rock winning
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We had a keg of Manny's Pale Ale at Man Night tonight, and between 11 of us, we finished that fucker off while playing Rock Band and eating pizza.
:rock
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I worked for 16 straight hours and drank 2006 Leon Barral Jadis, 2004 Paolo Bea San Valentino. Back at work now.
No wonder! If I could drink like that at work I'd pull 16 hour days too!
"Are you drunk?
"I'M WORKING HERE!"
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Tonight...
Penne
Prego
Beef
Onions
Shaken, not stirred.
OK, stirred.
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TONIGHT
Fried ham.
Processed cheese.
Buns.
Ketchup.
The same thing I've been eating all day. College. :'(
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Well, mine's going to be the same thing I'll eat tomorrow.
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TONIGHT
Lou Malnati's pizza
Stella Artois and Rolling Rock (and Coors Light, of course)
BEARS
ENTOURAGE
MAD MEN
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:lol Certainly more interesting than seeing Mick Foley at Dairy Barn...
Lol wtf? Was this in NY also? Did he look like a bum?
Well, Foley lives right near me on the island, he used to rent games from the Blockbuster where my brother worked at, all the time. When I saw him, he was dressed in a hawaiian shirt, jean shorts, still had the real long hair, and was driving a basic, fairly recent Impala.
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:lol You are such a weaboo
this is offensive to my delicate worldly sensibilities
knock it off
im reporting your post to the proper authorities :cop
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:lol Certainly more interesting than seeing Mick Foley at Dairy Barn...
Lol wtf? Was this in NY also? Did he look like a bum?
Well, Foley lives right near me on the island, he used to rent games from the Blockbuster where my brother worked at, all the time. When I saw him, he was dressed in a hawaiian shirt, jean shorts, still had the real long hair, and was driving a basic, fairly recent Impala.
I used to serve Foley beer at Long Island Ducks games. Nice guy.
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I wasn't going to drink tonight, but then I remember football(handegg) was on. :hyper :bow NFL :bow 49ers
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pd have you ever been to a strip club?
No, although there is one within walking distance of my house
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Like you're within walking distance to vagina?
Sick burn.
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Tonight - cooking lamb chops and chickpeas and perhaps frying up some spinach... better start marinating the lamb now, so I'll have time to get to the gym later!
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Getting my America on tonight.
:rock beer
:rock wine
:rock burgers
:rock bratwurst
:rock more beer
:rock cigars
:rock champagne?
EDIT : forgot peach pie. :rock peach pie
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:lol Certainly more interesting than seeing Mick Foley at Dairy Barn...
Lol wtf? Was this in NY also? Did he look like a bum?
Well, Foley lives right near me on the island, he used to rent games from the Blockbuster where my brother worked at, all the time. When I saw him, he was dressed in a hawaiian shirt, jean shorts, still had the real long hair, and was driving a basic, fairly recent Impala.
I used to serve Foley beer at Long Island Ducks games. Nice guy.
lol that's cool
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Making Cuban black beans and rice for dinner tonight.
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CUP NOODLE :bow2