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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: TVC15 on December 13, 2006, 01:19:23 AM

Title: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: TVC15 on December 13, 2006, 01:19:23 AM: If you were a non-Jewish person in 1938 Berlin, what would you have done? Stood up for a marginalized and criminalized minority, or gone with the high life with the majority? I know what I would've done, and that's why I am siding with Nintendo.

Japan shall be Gaming's Auschwitz, where Sony and MS become emaciated, denied the dollars of gamers and become so maligned that the majority cares not whether they live or die. I side with Nintendo, Gaming's Heinrich Himmler. Today, we fight against graphics and priciness, the twin cancers on gamings hind quarters. Via subjecting them to further malignation and putting them into the press's negativity concentration camps, Nintendo shall reign supreme.

Yes my friends, Next Gen is over, this is OUR Gen.

HEIL YAMAUCHI!

Keep in mind that if this is truly Gaming's 1938 as it appears to be, it will be at least 3 years before there is a gleam of a shot to take back the industry, and a full 6 years before We can truly be overcome.

So, my gentile, blue-eyed friends, join me. This is the place it will be good to be in for the next several years.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 01:20:52 AM: Haha, Nintendo Nazis.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 13, 2006, 01:22:30 AM: Where can I suck Iwata's dick?
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 13, 2006, 01:23:13 AM: Sometimes I feel like a persecuted minority when I talk with Nintendo fans. Maybe if I just pretend to go along with them, they will spare me when the revolution comes.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2006, 01:24:01 AM: I think I can hide Diablos in a small room that has a door in my closet to spare him and his family for as long as possible.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: pollo on December 13, 2006, 01:24:33 AM: I guess you missed the note on Gears of War selling 1 million copies in November.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: drozmight on December 13, 2006, 01:26:41 AM: Diablos can run, but he can't hide from Otto Nin Adolf Do Eichmann.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: TVC15 on December 13, 2006, 01:27:42 AM: Quote from: pollo on December 13, 2006, 01:24:33 AM
I guess you missed the note on Gears of War selling 1 million copies in November.

And Einstein was a JEW, but that did not stop the majority from ignoring his person who believes in the development and protection of a Jewish nation research.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 01:27:48 AM: Willco is like that Hellen Keller girl.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2006, 01:28:06 AM: Quote from: pollo on December 13, 2006, 01:24:33 AM
I guess you missed the note on Gears of War selling 1 million copies in November.

The Yankees are trying to mobilize for the war effort, but it is a futile gesture.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 13, 2006, 01:28:44 AM: I have an actual Anne Frank room at my place, if anyone needs to use it.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: TVC15 on December 13, 2006, 01:29:06 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 13, 2006, 01:28:06 AM
Quote from: pollo on December 13, 2006, 01:24:33 AM
I guess you missed the note on Gears of War selling 1 million copies in November.

The Yankees are trying to mobilize for the war effort, but it is a futile gesture.

The Yankees will be apathetic towards the war effort until Gaming's Pearl Harbor, which I figure will be the Phantom's release.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2006, 01:30:17 AM: I thought you might like this, but I was cleaning out a box of stuff at my folk's place the other weekend and stumbled upon E3 crap from two years ago. Included? A Phantom t-shirt that said I BELIEVE.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 13, 2006, 01:31:46 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 13, 2006, 01:30:17 AM
I thought you might like this, but I was cleaning out a box of stuff at my folk's place the other weekend and stumbled upon E3 crap from two years ago. Included? A Phantom t-shirt that said I BELIEVE.

I still have that shirt.

I still WEAR that shirt.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2006, 01:33:08 AM: WHY ARE YOU LIVING MY LIFE
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: TVC15 on December 13, 2006, 01:33:37 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 13, 2006, 01:30:17 AM
I thought you might like this, but I was cleaning out a box of stuff at my folk's place the other weekend and stumbled upon E3 crap from two years ago. Included? A Phantom t-shirt that said I BELIEVE.

No fucking way! I need that shirt!
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 13, 2006, 01:35:03 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 13, 2006, 01:33:08 AM
WHY ARE YOU LIVING MY LIFE

At least I'm not moving up to San Francisco to be with my cutely nerdy Asian girlfriend...

...yet.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2006, 01:38:18 AM: What's odd is that we are also separated by six, maybe three, degrees from each other due to social circles. The Seattle inmates notwithstanding.

If you hate Greg Orlando too, I'll marry you.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: drozmight on December 13, 2006, 01:39:10 AM: I'll join Gaming's French Resistance. Hell I'll lead it.

They will never occupy our land in peace so long as I live.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 13, 2006, 01:43:36 AM: I am B.J. Blazkowicz, and I'm parachuting right into Castle Mariostein to FUCK THAT FASCIST WOP MIDGET RIGHT THE HELL UP

(eats cold meal)
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 13, 2006, 01:48:14 AM: I want to be the head of the Vichy government equivalent.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 13, 2006, 01:51:26 AM: I want to be the young woman in the occupied country forced to trade sexual favors to the occupying soldiers for food. :-*
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: Sideshow Raheem on December 22, 2006, 12:52:26 AM: Quote from: Willco on December 13, 2006, 01:38:18 AM
What's odd is that we are also separated by six, maybe three, degrees from each other due to social circles. The Seattle inmates notwithstanding.

If you hate Greg Orlando too, I'll marry you.

Haha.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: Fatghost28 on December 23, 2006, 02:50:53 AM: Enjoy your stay in the ghetto of 480i and shitty textures.
Title: Re: I am. . .siding with Nintendo - This is Gaming's 1938.
Post by: Diablos on December 24, 2006, 12:17:22 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 13, 2006, 01:24:01 AM
I think I can hide Diablos in a small room that has a door in my closet to spare him and his family for as long as possible.

:kurt