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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 01:41:41 AM

Title: I hate this movie with all my heart.
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 01:41:41 AM: (http://blogs.allocine.fr/blogsdatas/blogs/s/e/seb/img/normal_06_garden_state_poster.jpg)

Oh this should be good....

(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/Garden%20State%20-%20Portman%20(300w).jpg)
lol this song change ur life listen.

(http://movies.about.com/library/graphics/zachbraffgarden1.jpg)
...

(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/Garden%20State%20-%20Portman%20(300w).jpg)

(http://movies.about.com/library/graphics/zachbraffgarden1.jpg)
...

(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/Garden%20State%20-%20Portman%20(300w).jpg)

Later

(http://www.ahafilm.info/mimg/logos/7599.jpg)
blah blah blah im a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow, youre epileptic lol.

Later

(http://www.moviespotlight.nl/movies/gardenstate.jpg)

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/c8/210px-Dog_and_toy.png)

(http://www.moviespotlight.nl/movies/gardenstate.jpg)

Later

(http://www.abc.net.au/atthemovies/img/2004/ep23/gardenstate01.jpg)

(http://www.twodeadducks.net/filmklubb/image.php?do=resize&fn=bilder/Garden_State_1.jpg&size=400)
Who Am I Again -- Im Epileptic -- Im a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

LATER

*chorus* lets wear trash bags and scream at a hole in the ground *chorus*

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b3/200px-Garden_State_soundtrack.jpg)
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Post by: TVC15 on December 13, 2006, 01:43:57 AM: What a shitty movie. Notice that he always has the same blank expression on his face. A total pity because dude is awesome on Scrubs. His movies are piss poor. I'd rather watch Failure to Launch.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 01:46:52 AM: You just gotta wonder the fuck this movie IS about
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Post by: max_cool on December 13, 2006, 01:48:39 AM: Here, check out my shitty home movie about when I went back to my home town.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 01:49:08 AM: haha
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Post by: ToxicAdam on December 13, 2006, 01:56:58 AM: Failure to Launch actually wasn't so bad. Except for the paint-by-number's emo roommate, and Sarah Jessica Parker's crowish face, and Matthew McCaughney incessent need to take off his shirt every 2 minutes.

Now that I think about it .. I only enjoyed Terry Bradshaw.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on December 13, 2006, 01:57:30 AM: Oh, this thread is about Garden State ... hey, the soundtrack was pretty good!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 01:59:57 AM: My friends and I were joking that the movies were just excuses to release his personal mixes.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 13, 2006, 02:02:56 AM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8tN-56ZY4I

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 01:59:57 AM
My friends and I were joking that the movies were just excuses to release his personal mixes.

I think Cameron Crowe already has that covered. I can't think of any other explanation for Vanilla Sky, at least.
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Post by: Mupepe on December 13, 2006, 02:10:22 AM: Aw shit, I feel like a jackass. I like Garden State and Vanilla Sky.

Meh, I like a lot of "shitty" movies and a lot of "good" movies :hyper :hyper

I'm easily entertained.
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Post by: etiolate on December 13, 2006, 02:17:17 AM: I liked Garden State as well. It's not genius, but it's fun.
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Post by: BobbyRobby on December 13, 2006, 02:20:02 AM: I only watched a half hour of this. too boring and pretentious
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Post by: etiolate on December 13, 2006, 02:26:10 AM: This movie:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304346182.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

is much worse. And not only does it have people that think it's great, the director thought he was the modern John Hughes with this film.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 13, 2006, 02:28:20 AM: WTF are you talking about, e-toilet? Doom Generation is great for the sole reason that it's got Rose McGowan fucking like a minx all throughout it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's a really bad movie, but man! Rose is hot.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 13, 2006, 02:28:38 AM: Garden State was mediocrity at its best.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 13, 2006, 10:32:24 AM: Every time someone calsl this a good movie, I get the urge to knock them the FUCK out.
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Post by: demi on December 13, 2006, 10:39:34 AM: Someone send me that song during the ending
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Post by: Raguel on December 13, 2006, 10:47:23 AM: ... I liked it...... :-\
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Post by: Ecrofirt on December 13, 2006, 10:51:50 AM: Quote from: etiolate on December 13, 2006, 02:26:10 AM
This movie:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304346182.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

is much worse. And not only does it have people that think it's great, the director thought he was the modern John Hughes with this film.

I saw that movie when I was like 11 or something, when it was on HBO. It was fucking weird.
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Post by: Solo on December 13, 2006, 10:55:58 AM: Eternal Sunshine is the indie flick of 2004 that actually delivered.
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Post by: Bacon on December 13, 2006, 11:20:55 AM: Maybe MAF is too drugged up on Advil to get any emotion from viewing Garden State.

Vanilla Sky is awesome btw. Fuck the haters.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 13, 2006, 11:21:42 AM: Vanilla Sky FTW
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Post by: Raguel on December 13, 2006, 11:21:51 AM: I like both this movie and Eternal Sunshine. What does that make me?!?!?!
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 13, 2006, 11:24:29 AM: Quote from: Raguel on December 13, 2006, 11:21:51 AM
I like both this movie and Eternal Sunshine. What does that make me?!?!?!

You like both BAD and AWESOME movies.
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Post by: Bacon on December 13, 2006, 11:26:26 AM: Quote from: demi on December 13, 2006, 10:39:34 AM
Someone send me that song during the ending

The ending song to Vanilla Sky is better.

Tom: "Look at us. I'm frozen and your dead. And I love you."
Cruz: "It's a problem."
Tom: "I lost you the second I got in that car. I'm sorry."

*blasts some Sigur Ros*
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 11:33:04 AM: The Doom Generation has Rose McGowen's breasts on display, so therefore Doom Generation > Garden State (although I wouldn't want to watch either movie ever again)
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Post by: Bloodwake on December 13, 2006, 12:02:51 PM: Quote from: Solo on December 13, 2006, 10:55:58 AM
Eternal Sunshine is the indie flick of 2004 that actually delivered.

QFT

One of my favorite films.
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Post by: Bloodwake on December 13, 2006, 12:03:48 PM: I have a copy of Garden State in my room someone loaned me.... the movie never looked interesting to me. I've heard SOOO much hype though, so I doubt that I will enjoy it.
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Post by: Solo on December 13, 2006, 12:04:36 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on December 13, 2006, 12:02:51 PM
Quote from: Solo on December 13, 2006, 10:55:58 AM
Eternal Sunshine is the indie flick of 2004 that actually delivered.

QFT

One of my favorite films.

Mine too, good sir.
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Post by: GilloD on December 13, 2006, 12:16:10 PM: Why is this thread not about Wedding Crashers?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 13, 2006, 12:30:36 PM: I think Garden State is worse than The Wedding Crashers, and I fuckin' HATED The Wedding Crashers.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 12:38:18 PM: Wedding Crashers was HILARIOUS, and it had teh boobies - Diora Baird :hyper

(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2006_The_Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre:_The_Beginning/2006_the_texas_chainsaw_massacre_the_beginning_010.jpg)
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Post by: GilloD on December 13, 2006, 12:56:11 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 12:38:18 PM
Wedding Crashers was HILARIOUS, and it had teh boobies - Diora Baird :hyper

(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2006_The_Texas_Chainsaw_Massacre:_The_Beginning/2006_the_texas_chainsaw_massacre_the_beginning_010.jpg)

I wish I had you on ignore because I like you and now I don't know what to think :(
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 12:57:03 PM: Why the fuck would you have hated me in the first place ???
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Post by: GilloD on December 13, 2006, 02:16:37 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 12:57:03 PM
Why the fuck would you have hated me in the first place ???

I didn't until you said you thought Wedding Crashers was hilarious. It's like if you met a really cute girl and you get along really well and all of a sudden, over dinner, she starts talking about the Jewish Conspiracy and you really wish you hadn't been in the room for that because everything is great.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 02:19:00 PM: Quote from: GilloD on December 13, 2006, 02:16:37 PM
I didn't until you said you thought Wedding Crashers was hilarious. It's like if you met a really cute girl and you get along really well and all of a sudden, over dinner, she starts talking about the Jewish Conspiracy and you really wish you hadn't been in the room for that because everything is great.

I don't know if I would compare Wedding Crashers to The Great Jewish Conspiracy, but other than that, I see where you're coming from
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Post by: GilloD on December 13, 2006, 02:29:38 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 02:19:00 PM
Quote from: GilloD on December 13, 2006, 02:16:37 PM
I didn't until you said you thought Wedding Crashers was hilarious. It's like if you met a really cute girl and you get along really well and all of a sudden, over dinner, she starts talking about the Jewish Conspiracy and you really wish you hadn't been in the room for that because everything is great.

I don't know if I would compare Wedding Crashers to The Great Jewish Conspiracy, but other than that, I see where you're coming from

I would compare it to the Holocaust in that it systematically and deliberately destroyed the taste of America and the good name of comedy.
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Post by: donkey on December 13, 2006, 02:31:03 PM: can't be worse than Flightplan.

no way.
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Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on December 13, 2006, 02:39:08 PM: Movies mainly suck.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 02:43:46 PM: Quote from: GilloD on December 13, 2006, 02:29:38 PM
I would compare it to the Holocaust in that it systematically and deliberately destroyed the taste of America and the good name of comedy.

We're still talking about Wedding Crashers, right?
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Post by: drozmight on December 13, 2006, 03:14:56 PM: I bought that DVD because someone (whom I trusted) said it was funny...

...

...

yeah, no. so if anyone wants the dvd, they can have it.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 13, 2006, 04:10:35 PM: People, please stop quoting Saint C.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on December 13, 2006, 04:13:16 PM: Quote from: Solo on December 13, 2006, 10:55:58 AM
Eternal Sunshine is the indie flick of 2004 that actually delivered.
Yes sir. :bow
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 13, 2006, 04:17:37 PM: Yeah, Kaufman and Gondry can do no wrong in my book. 8)
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Post by: TVC15 on December 13, 2006, 04:26:54 PM: Quote from: etiolate on December 13, 2006, 02:26:10 AM
This movie:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304346182.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

is much worse. And not only does it have people that think it's great, the director thought he was the modern John Hughes with this film.

Yeah, but at least Doom Generation is the sort of trainwreck that's amusing to watch, since it seemingly gets worse and more ludicrous as the movie goes on. I've only seen it once, and I'll never watch it again, but I can't say that it was not an entertaining spectacle.
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Post by: Bacon on December 13, 2006, 04:29:56 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 13, 2006, 04:26:54 PM
Quote from: etiolate on December 13, 2006, 02:26:10 AM
This movie:

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304346182.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

is much worse. And not only does it have people that think it's great, the director thought he was the modern John Hughes with this film.

Yeah, but at least Doom Generation is the sort of trainwreck that's amusing to watch, since it seemingly gets worse and more ludicrous as the movie goes on. I've only seen it once, and I'll never watch it again, but I can't say that it was not an entertaining spectacle.

And it has boobs.
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 04:33:19 PM: The ending was really horrifying.
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Post by: Bacon on December 13, 2006, 04:34:37 PM: Only if you fear castration.
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Post by: TVC15 on December 13, 2006, 04:36:36 PM: Really, for a movie that gets stranger and stranger as it goes on, the ending really lives up to everything that happened before. It's a testament to something that the movie manages to top itself over and over again.