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Title: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2009, 02:08:36 AM
But so hideos in Twilight?
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: Reb on September 29, 2009, 02:09:19 AM
Boobs.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2009, 02:17:35 AM
Lisa P!
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: Reb on September 29, 2009, 02:19:32 AM
(http://www.lahiguera.net/cinemania/actores/margarita_levieva/fotos/9457/margarita_levieva.jpg)

RIDES
RIDES
RIDES
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: OptimoPeach on September 29, 2009, 02:20:21 AM
Anyone looks more attractive when they're sharing the screen with Jesse Eisenberg
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2009, 02:27:50 AM
Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 29, 2009, 02:20:21 AM
Anyone looks more attractive when they're sharing the screen with Jesse Eisenberg

 :lol
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 29, 2009, 02:51:43 AM
Eisenberg is pretty cool
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:11:48 AM
as someone on this board mentioned, she's hot in into the wild too.

twilight girl > megan fox.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 29, 2009, 03:14:37 AM
Quote from: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:11:48 AM
as someone on this board mentioned, she's hot in into the wild too.

twilight girl > megan fox.

Jesus Christ, no.  Mostly just because Megan Fox seems smarter and more with it, and that's not a compliment of Megan Fox.  Twilight Girl is DUMB.  Did anyone catch her on Letterman?  Oh boy.

edit- she was pretty hot in Adventureland and Into the Wild, tho.  I would definitely nail her, but she couldn't talk to me afterwards.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 29, 2009, 03:21:19 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2009, 03:14:37 AM
Quote from: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:11:48 AM
as someone on this board mentioned, she's hot in into the wild too.

twilight girl > megan fox.

Jesus Christ, no.  Mostly just because Megan Fox seems smarter and more with it, and that's not a compliment of Megan Fox.  Twilight Girl is DUMB.  Did anyone catch her on Letterman?  Oh boy.

edit- she was pretty hot in Adventureland and Into the Wild, tho.  I would definitely nail her, but she couldn't talk to me afterwards.

Man, that's like saying a rock is smarter than mud.  They're both fuckdumb.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2009, 03:24:01 AM
She wears like the same shirt in the entire movie, what a dirty whore :lol
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:34:59 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2009, 03:14:37 AM
Quote from: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:11:48 AM
as someone on this board mentioned, she's hot in into the wild too.

twilight girl > megan fox.

Jesus Christ, no.  Mostly just because Megan Fox seems smarter and more with it, and that's not a compliment of Megan Fox.  Twilight Girl is DUMB.  Did anyone catch her on Letterman?  Oh boy.

edit- she was pretty hot in Adventureland and Into the Wild, tho.  I would definitely nail her, but she couldn't talk to me afterwards.
megan fox has a tramp's face tattooed to her arm, your argument is invalid.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2009, 03:35:41 AM
Megan Fox is just "pretty" dumb, she's not mentally handicapped. Twilight broad looks like she has down syndrome at times.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 29, 2009, 03:35:41 AM
Quote from: BrandNew on September 29, 2009, 03:21:19 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2009, 03:14:37 AM
Quote from: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:11:48 AM
as someone on this board mentioned, she's hot in into the wild too.

twilight girl > megan fox.

Jesus Christ, no.  Mostly just because Megan Fox seems smarter and more with it, and that's not a compliment of Megan Fox.  Twilight Girl is DUMB.  Did anyone catch her on Letterman?  Oh boy.

edit- she was pretty hot in Adventureland and Into the Wild, tho.  I would definitely nail her, but she couldn't talk to me afterwards.

Man, that's like saying a rock is smarter than mud.  They're both fuckdumb.

Megan Fox, while certainly dumb, seems to know where she's at and that she's a carbon based bipedal life form.  After watching the Letterman interview with Kristen Stewart, I wasn't at all sure of any of those things where she's concerned.

edit- oh jesus, here we go with the lame internet virgin brigade "tattooed girls are gross hurr hurr" argument. 
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:36:29 AM
she's a druggie, you indie-fucks love druggies.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2009, 03:47:58 AM
"My Hollywood crushes will be pure and innocent like the spring breeze on a cool day!"
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 29, 2009, 04:02:09 AM
Quote from: twerd on September 29, 2009, 03:36:29 AM
she's a druggie, you indie-fucks love druggies.

Who, Megan Fox?  Sorry el twerdo, but Kristen Stewart acts like she's high a lot more often than Megan Fox does.  Although Fox is fucking Brian Austin Green...
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2009, 04:03:47 AM
Yeah, after he's done, that shit will look like roast beef.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: twerd on September 29, 2009, 05:01:41 AM
Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 29, 2009, 03:35:41 AM
edit- oh jesus, here we go with the lame internet virgin brigade "tattooed girls are gross hurr hurr" argument. 

i was saying that kristen stewart was a druggie, and i'm all for hot tattoos but anyone that thinks that an uggo version of marilyn's face on someone's arm is attractive needs to step back and reassess their live.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: fistfulofmetal on September 29, 2009, 06:53:22 AM
she looks great in Into the Wild. that scene when the dude goes into his trailer and she's sitting on the bed in a white shirt and panties!!!!  :hyper
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: Solo on September 29, 2009, 06:59:05 AM
Shes stoned all the time, so its hard for her to look attractive. She did look marginally less stoned in Adventureland than elsewhere, but still. Good little movie, BTW.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 29, 2009, 07:58:20 AM
She looks and acts like she is always stoned.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 29, 2009, 09:21:16 AM
Hell, she acted stoned when she was in Panic Room, and she was only like 13 in that movie
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 29, 2009, 09:52:24 AM
Whoa whoa whoa guys, guys.... Twilight girl was super fucking hot in Twilight, I have no idea what y'all are talking about. Get that shit on blu ray, kash some beers, and PLEASE reevaluate.

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Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: Disposable White Guy on September 29, 2009, 11:16:49 AM
Quote from: Willco on September 29, 2009, 03:47:58 AM
"My Hollywood crushes will be pure and innocent like the spring breeze on a cool day!"

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/answers/3000/3515_1237758572508_400_300.jpg)

 :-*
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 29, 2009, 11:33:08 AM
Quote from: Disposable White Guy on September 29, 2009, 11:16:49 AM
Quote from: Willco on September 29, 2009, 03:47:58 AM
"My Hollywood crushes will be pure and innocent like the spring breeze on a cool day!"

(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/answers/3000/3515_1237758572508_400_300.jpg)

 :-*

That's how I picture Willco, actually.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2009, 11:38:33 AM
I bear a pretty close resemblance.
Title: Re: How come the Twilight chick looks cute in Adventureland?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2009, 12:12:44 PM
Quote from: ch1nchilla on September 29, 2009, 09:52:24 AM
Whoa whoa whoa guys, guys.... Twilight girl was super fucking hot in Twilight, I have no idea what y'all are talking about. Get that shit on blu ray, kash some beers, and PLEASE reevaluate.

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i thought she looked pretty meh, but the short haired vamp chick was omg super hot I WOULD LET HER EXSANGUINATE MY CAWK


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i am doped up on sudafed :-\
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