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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on September 30, 2009, 07:02:47 AM

Title: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 30, 2009, 07:02:47 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/09/29/japan.father.abduction/

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TOKYO, Japan (CNN)  -- Had this custody drama played out in the United States, Christopher Savoie might be considered a hero -- snatching his two little children back from an ex-wife who defied the law and ran off with them.

But this story unfolds 7,000 miles away in the Japanese city of Fukuoka, where the U.S. legal system holds no sway.

And here, Savoie sits in jail, charged with the abduction of minors. And his Japanese ex-wife -- a fugitive in the United States for taking his children from Tennessee -- is considered the victim.

BUT BUT BUT JAPAN IS AWESOME WOWSOME OMG HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT IT

:piss :japancry :piss2

Sorry weeaboos, Japan is right and proper fucked up.  Any of you doodz with Japanese wives better be careful!
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Mandark on September 30, 2009, 07:22:01 AM
This is a pretty common story.  Man and woman from different nations have kids, their relationship goes sour, and their respective countries have different opinions on who gets the kids.

The popular version is the scary Arab/Persian dad taking the kids away from the white American mom, but I've heard all sorts of variations.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 30, 2009, 07:33:06 AM
What I find funny is that the guy was worried she would do exactly this and asked the judge to not let her take the kids out of the country- the judge said no and now look what happened!  That judge should have to go on Takeshi's Castle as punishment.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Bocsius on September 30, 2009, 10:35:21 AM
Well, Japan apparently is in the midst of a baby crisis. This is one way to fix it, I guess.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/csm/20090929/wl_csm/obabies
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: Don Flamenco on September 30, 2009, 11:45:58 AM
Stupid american culture is so shallow.  I'm glad he's in jail, now the mom can give them a proper childhood and raise them on deep anime like naruto and one piece.  She'll feed them pocky and when they get to high school, they'll be able to pick from any number of approachable, large-breasted women.  Also, they'll be highly valued in Japanese society for their knowledge of anime and manga and collection of love pillows.

:piss :usacry :piss2
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 30, 2009, 01:22:40 PM
Its the law card cheat.

The law his wife broke when she kidnapped his kids who he had joint custody of and took them to Japan to never return?  Yeah, it sure is.  Not my fault Japan's law is stoopit- it would be like, just to say hypothetically, a country had a law where it was ok to drug and sodomize a 13 year old girl if she looked really hot.  That would be totally stupid, amirite?

...yes you're going to spend many months before you live down the Polanski thread.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: Don Flamenco on September 30, 2009, 01:26:16 PM
Its the law card cheat.

The law his wife broke when she kidnapped his kids who he had joint custody of and took them to Japan to never return?  Yeah, it sure is.  Not my fault Japan's law is stoopit- it would be like, just to say hypothetically, a country had a law where it was ok to drug and sodomize a 13 year old girl if she looked really hot.  That would be totally stupid, amirite?

...yes you're going to spend many months before you live down the Polanski thread.


Forget it cheat, it's tokyotown.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: duckman2000 on September 30, 2009, 01:27:39 PM
Then again, taking kids out of fucking Tennessee can't really be considered a malicious act. I don't know anything about Japan, but it's Tennessee.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 30, 2009, 01:31:49 PM
I dunno, to me it's a toss up.  I mean, Tennessee has Dollywood and rednecks, but Japan has love pillows and used panty vending machines.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 30, 2009, 01:33:27 PM
Kosma, I will agree with you that he broke the stupid law in Japan when you agree that Roman Polanski drugged and raped a 13 year old girl that didn't want his sexual attention.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: Don Flamenco on September 30, 2009, 01:50:16 PM
Kosma, I will agree with you that he broke the stupid law in Japan when you agree that Roman Polanski drugged and raped a 13 year old girl that didn't want his sexual attention.

I haven't seen any the Dad's movies and 30 years didn't pass, so it's still illegal under the "exceptions for famousness" clause of the statute of limitations.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 30, 2009, 01:58:40 PM
I just want to know if you think that a girl saying "no" is consent or not, or if that means "flip me over and fuck me in the butt."
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 30, 2009, 02:03:30 PM
Awesome, so now I'm guess I'm just confused where you said on the first page of that thread that "he didn't rape any girl."  Maybe you can just admit that a) you were uninformed and b) you acted like a jackass and then we'll leave you alone.  Crapping up my thread is not a way to win back some bizarre e-cred or whatever... especially since I'm an INTERNET ASSHOLE.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 30, 2009, 02:04:31 PM
I just want to know if you think that a girl saying "no" is consent or not, or if that means "flip me over and fuck me in the butt."

After he gave her drugs and alcohol.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2009, 08:19:52 PM
I'd go to Japan for the country side/beautiful areas.

videogame tourism  :lol
sporsks  :lol
no asses  :-\
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2009, 08:22:35 PM
I'd visit Japan for the beautiful places like the shrines and stuff.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: chronovore on September 30, 2009, 08:26:02 PM
Fuck, can you guys take it back to that thread, so I can ignore it in peace? C'mon.

As for Japan, yeah, I can sympathize with the guy but I'm not sure what he expected to come out of the situation. She did the wrong thing by running off with the kids (though it said she filed for and received sole custody, at a glance it's not entirely clear if she filed in the US or Japan) but that doesn't mean he can follow up by showing up and trying to physically take them back. It's likely there is a means of getting them back legally; while it's painful beyond words to think about being forcibly deprived of one's kids, he should have been thinking about the legal ramifications of his actions during the 15+ hours of flight time between his home and Japan.
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"Japan is an important partner and friend of the U.S., but on this issue, our points of view differ," the U.S. Embassy in Tokyo said Tuesday. "Our two nations approach divorce and child-rearing differently. Parental child abduction is not considered a crime in Japan."

This makes no sense. If it's not a crime in Japan, hey, let the Dad go. Jackasses.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 30, 2009, 08:26:28 PM
I'd visit Japan for the beautiful places like the shrines and stuff.

Not me. First I would take a tour of the Ramen factory then a tour of the Pocky factory. Afterward I'd buy some shitty anime and cuddle with my sex pillow while sniffing some panties I bought from a vending machine. 
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 30, 2009, 08:28:09 PM
I fully support Maria Ozawa and the creation of future talent like her.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2009, 08:29:19 PM
I actually want to visit China more than Japan. Chinese history interests me far more than Japanese. But I'd be worried about my safety. How safe is China, Kosma?
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 30, 2009, 08:30:43 PM
I actually want to visit China more than Japan. Chinese history interests me far more than Japanese. But I'd be worried about my safety. How safe is China, Kosma?

It'd be safe for you 'cause the Chinese will think that you're a NBA player. 
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 30, 2009, 08:31:20 PM
Maria Ozawa

She doesn't have an ass, she doesn't shave or trim, and she doesn't seem to enjoy sex.

No thanks.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 30, 2009, 08:32:08 PM
I actually want to visit China more than Japan. Chinese history interests me far more than Japanese. But I'd be worried about my safety. How safe is China, Kosma?

It'd be safe for you 'cause the Chinese will think that you're a NBA player. 


Not at his height.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2009, 08:32:49 PM
I actually want to visit China more than Japan. Chinese history interests me far more than Japanese. But I'd be worried about my safety. How safe is China, Kosma?

It'd be safe for you 'cause the Chinese will think that you're a NBA player. 


Not at his height.

Mugsy Bogues was short!

Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 30, 2009, 08:33:26 PM
I actually want to visit China more than Japan. Chinese history interests me far more than Japanese. But I'd be worried about my safety. How safe is China, Kosma?

It'd be safe for you 'cause the Chinese will think that you're a NBA player. 


Not at his height.

Won't matter to the Chinese.  They think all blacks are basketball players.  
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 30, 2009, 08:34:41 PM
I actually want to visit China more than Japan. Chinese history interests me far more than Japanese. But I'd be worried about my safety. How safe is China, Kosma?

It'd be safe for you 'cause the Chinese will think that you're a NBA player. 


Not at his height.

Won't matter to the Chinese.  They think all blacks are basketball players.  
I think the Chinese know that there are far more black men than there are roster spots in the NBA.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2009, 08:35:05 PM
So in Japan I'd be treated like I was a rapper?

Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 30, 2009, 08:35:39 PM
So in Japan I'd be treated like I was a rapper?



Yes, you would be shot at and arrested.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2009, 08:37:19 PM
In Shenmue, all the black characters are rappers.

Well, except one, but still.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 30, 2009, 08:44:51 PM
I actually want to visit China more than Japan. Chinese history interests me far more than Japanese. But I'd be worried about my safety. How safe is China, Kosma?

It'd be safe for you 'cause the Chinese will think that you're a NBA player. 


Not at his height.

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k33/GreatRumbler/tall-yaoming.jpg)
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2009, 08:46:35 PM
I seriously need Yao Ming cock pics.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 30, 2009, 09:04:44 PM
We had to give back Elian Gonzalez to his God-forsaken commie parents, why does Japan think they're too awesome to let any of their half-breeds be raised by gaijins?
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: bork on September 30, 2009, 09:40:26 PM
Let's recap:

-That woman is in the wrong for stealing the kids and running off with them to Japan.
-That guy is in the wrong for going over there and trying to steal them back.
-Himuro wants to look at pics of Yao Ming's penis.
-Polanski had sex with a 13 year old girl; it counts as rape, it was wrong, the guy admits to doing it, he fled the country, and now he's perhaps finally going to pay for it.  This is "OJ syndrome"-- if the guy wasn't a famous director, he would have been locked the fuck up a long time ago.

I'd go to Japan for the country side/beautiful areas.

videogame tourism  :lol
sporsks  :lol
no asses  :-\


Asses are there.  With the changing diets and lifestyles come larger breasteseses and assets. 

LOL-what's-the-point-cuz-it's-not-porn gravure example:

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Also guys, I can't speak for everyone, but my wife certainly doesn't scream and whine like she's being raped during sex.  No one I've talked to about J-girls and sex ever says that girls they've been with are like that.  It's a porn thing.  I don't understand it at all, but I bet Roman Polanski loves it!
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 30, 2009, 09:45:11 PM
I could spread oil on my ass and say it looks good too.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 30, 2009, 09:45:15 PM
Lyte, that's an exciting picture to see.  Finally all of the questions left unresolved at the end of Micro Bikini Oily Dance 1 will be addressed.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: bork on September 30, 2009, 09:46:22 PM
Lyte, that's an exciting picture to see.  Finally all of the questions left unresolved at the end of Micro Bikini Oily Dance 1 will be addressed.

There's a major cliffhanger leading into Micro Bikini Oily Dance 3 though.   :(
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 30, 2009, 09:48:22 PM
Lyte, that's an exciting picture to see.  Finally all of the questions left unresolved at the end of Micro Bikini Oily Dance 1 will be addressed.

 :lol
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2009, 09:50:33 PM
Nice asses in that pic but they don't represent the majority of the population. What are you going to do next, post a pic of some chick with perfect teeth?
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 30, 2009, 09:51:36 PM

Asses are there.  With the changing diets and lifestyles come larger breasteseses and assets. 


That's not how it works.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: Don Flamenco on September 30, 2009, 09:52:47 PM
asses or not, if it screams like a dying chipmunk, I can't watch porn of it.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: bork on September 30, 2009, 09:56:33 PM

Asses are there.  With the changing diets and lifestyles come larger breasteseses and assets. 


That's not how it works.

What other explanation is there?  It started with their parents and went to them, right?

Nice asses in that pic but they don't represent the majority of the population. What are you going to do next, post a pic of some chick with perfect teeth?

Deinistry has improved over there quite a bit too.   :lol  There's certainly those with horrible teeth though.  I can still uh, "fondly" remember this crazy horse-faced kid with his protruding, black, bleeding gums.  He was weird as shit; he'd sit in class and laugh to himself, try to make fun of me because I was "short," and one time right in front of the teacher, he asked me to take my cock out.  

asses or not, if it screams like a dying chipmunk, I can't watch porn of it.

It really makes me wonder how this affects a young, impressionable virgin Japanese male's views of sex and rape and the like.  I don't get the appeal of two people having sex and one of them screaming like she's in pain and agony.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2009, 10:00:13 PM
Nice asses in that pic but they don't represent the majority of the population. What are you going to do next, post a pic of some chick with perfect teeth?

:lol :lol
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2009, 10:00:23 PM
Deinistry has improved over there quite a bit too.   :lol  There's certainly those with horrible teeth though.  I can still uh, "fondly" remember this crazy horse-faced kid with his protruding, black, bleeding gums.  He was weird as shit; he'd sit in class and laugh to himself, try to make fun of me because I was "short," and one time right in front of the teacher, he asked me to take my cock out.  

whoa whoa  :lol

One day I'm going to visit Japan. Too bad I hear conflicting stories on how black dudes are greeted
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on September 30, 2009, 10:01:54 PM

It really makes me wonder how this affects a young, impressionable virgin Japanese male's views of sex and rape and the like.  I don't get the appeal of two people having sex and one of them screaming like she's in pain and agony.

It's a power thing. They want to feel like they felt in 1940.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2009, 10:03:04 PM
I've heard conflicting stories too.
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kids
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 30, 2009, 10:03:12 PM
Nice asses in that pic but they don't represent the majority of the population. What are you going to do next, post a pic of some chick with perfect teeth?

 :lol
Title: Re: Enlightened nation of Japan jails stupid gaijin for trying to rescue his kid
Post by: bork on September 30, 2009, 10:05:45 PM
One of my college buddies is over there right now on the same English teaching program I was on.  He seemed pretty positive and didn't have anything to say about being treated differently than other foreigners or being treated badly because he's black.  

I went to a club in Yokohama once (Blackace was the bouncer!) that was basically a place for Japanese women to meet black men.  I was the only white guy in there for most of the night.   :lol