THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 12:24:21 PM

Title: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 12:24:21 PM
Ill throw in an easy one, and leave a few obvious ones hanging for replies:

(http://images.webmagic.com/klov.com/images/10/1051811339.jpg)

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!

YOU will be the one escaping!


W

T

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Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: Bloodwake on December 13, 2006, 12:27:50 PM
The most legendary is all your base, but my favorite will probably be Jill Sandwich.

Actually, there is this generic street racer guy in NFS: Most Wanted who looked stylistically challenged who said a line to the effect of: "First I'm gonna take your ride, then I'm gonna take your girl. GET READY FOR THAT!" that had me laughing for a while.
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: PhoenixWright on December 13, 2006, 12:42:39 PM
They used that "You will be the one escaping" in the Clerks animated series
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-ie_yGMAio
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 12:52:12 PM
Thats so great lol.
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: Cupil on December 13, 2006, 12:55:59 PM
go and prevent the confusion in the city!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 13, 2006, 01:01:20 PM
http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/finalzone2/index.html
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: PhoenixWright on December 13, 2006, 01:19:49 PM
Quote from: Wobedraggled on December 13, 2006, 01:01:20 PM
http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/finalzone2/index.html

I see that, and raise you http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/lastalert/index.html

Also:
http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/valis3/clip4.mp3
http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/vampirenight/clip10.mp3
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 13, 2006, 01:20:45 PM
The first Valkyrie Profile had some pretty ugh delivery and some of the lines weren't too good either.
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on December 13, 2006, 01:59:46 PM
The best worst line ever is in PS2 Rygar. After Rygar kills Icarus he gets all mopey and picks up a plume that had fallen from Icarus's wings, proclaiming mightily:

I SWEAR MY VICTORY...TO THIS FEATHER!

l to the o to the l
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 02:12:00 PM
always loved "oh! my car" and "I FEEL ASLEEP"
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: Diablos on December 13, 2006, 03:08:13 PM
THIS GUY ARE SICK
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2006, 03:27:52 PM
LETS GET SWEATY
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: Diablos on December 13, 2006, 03:29:38 PM
YOU'RE A TURKS!
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 13, 2006, 03:58:55 PM
(http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Bad_Dudes_NES_ScreenShot3.jpg)

Runner up:

http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/tenchu/clip7.mp3

RORRERSKATEZ BAD AZN STEYEOTYPEZ
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: Diablos on December 13, 2006, 04:01:18 PM
Quote from: Disposable White Guy on December 13, 2006, 03:58:55 PM
http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/tenchu/clip7.mp3

RORRERSKATEZ BAD AZN STEYEOTYPEZ

WTF is that??
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: The Sceneman on December 13, 2006, 07:58:01 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 02:12:00 PM
always loved "oh! my car" and "I FEEL ASLEEP"

Oh my car is the best shit out. Especially the Mega CD version, which was deeper and slower.
Title: Re: Bad Videogame Lines
Post by: The Sceneman on December 15, 2006, 05:00:07 PM
Quote from: Disposable White Guy on December 13, 2006, 03:58:55 PM

Runner up:

http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/tenchu/clip7.mp3

RORRERSKATEZ BAD AZN STEYEOTYPEZ

Yeah Tenchu was good for dodgy dialogue, another good one: "Minister Kataoka sure likes his money!"