THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on December 13, 2006, 05:57:35 PM
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You're quite hostile. Any reason for this?
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Man you guys cant just drop shit eh?
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Sexual frustration.
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Rocketman makes me el-oh-el. :heart
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Your avatar pisses me off. That's all.
Who the fuck is that
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I didn't get a real chance to find out why he's so hostile, so I thought I'd make a thread to ask him. Yes, this might be better handled via PM, but where's the excitement in that
Your avatar pisses me off. That's all.
Who the fuck is that
the fucking Godfather of videogames, that's who
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Corny's dad.
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ANDREW VESTAL
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ANDREW VESTAL
That man only exists in myths and shadow, Viz.
Myths and shadow... :shh
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Corny's dad.
A lot of people think that, actually. Nolan Bushnell's bastard son, seems so!
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im scared of dark alleys now
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im scared of dark alleys now
don't kill yourself up in alaska.
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I am pretty sure you guys are related, and I think he's Mormon, so maybe your mom was one of his many wives at one point?
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I am pretty sure you guys are related, and I think he's Mormon, so maybe your mom was one of his many wives at one point?
I wasn't BORN into mormonism dude, I converted over a female (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/suicide5ke.gif)
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Whoa, I was just joking... but is that true?
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What, the converting thing? Yeah, sadly. I was young! Stupid! In lust! blah blah blah
it was kinda worth it though for the misery I put my Catholic parents through
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ANDREW VESTAL
That man only exists in myths and shadow, Viz.
Myths and shadow... :shh
I heard that EB's Drinky Crow is an imposter. :-\
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:lol
Oh my gawd, that's so awesome on so many levels.
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I like how rocketman couldnt guess his 'YOURE FAT' stuff right but Willco outs Saint in one post.
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I wasn't BORN into mormonism dude, I converted over a female (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/suicide5ke.gif)
whoa.....what?
my wife was Mormon.
she had to drop that shit to be with this pimp.
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I like how rocketman couldnt guess his 'YOURE FAT' stuff right but Willco outs Saint in one post.
you're depressed about your life and have scars on your wrist.
monkey fuck.
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So reverse Mormonism is real? Is it like, you kill the head vampire to break free of the half-vampire curse type deal or an amicable split?
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damn, donkey > The Book of Mormon
I'm now a free agent for the Lord, or something
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Mormonism is just a support structure under the guise of religion to lure people who need help getting by into the fold, and once stable, are required to feed the system that 'saved' them.
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Can you really freelance for God? That's pretty great, if so.
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Mormonism is just a support structure under the guise of religion to lure people who need help getting by into the fold, and once stable, are required to feed the system that 'saved' them.
It's virtually like a less crazy, less organized crime version of Scientology. The origin is funnier too.
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the gold plate shit is bonkers.
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So reverse Mormonism is real? Is it like, you kill the head vampire to break free of the half-vampire curse type deal or an amicable split?
it is rare....trust me. what Corny did happens all the time though. mormon chicks tend to be mostly hot for some reason....
those people are insanely brainwashed. 10% of your shit every month!!!
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Can you really freelance for God? That's pretty great, if so.
I know for a fucking fact Spiderman just popped into your head. I can read you like a fucking child's book.
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Mormonism is just a support structure under the guise of religion to lure people who need help getting by into the fold, and once stable, are required to feed the system that 'saved' them.
Yeah but that's every religion, basically. Opiate for the masses.
And Willco, I'm too much of a sinner to worry about the Lord or anything else. Oh and Mormonism is NOTHING LIKE SCIENTOLOGY. I don't even like the Mormons but that's offensive.
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Mormonism is just a support structure under the guise of religion to lure people who need help getting by into the fold, and once stable, are required to feed the system that 'saved' them.
yup.
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I'll take glass looking over Xenu flying space beings into volcanoes via Boeing jets any day of the week.
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the gold plate shit is bonkers.
The South Park episode about the origins of Mormonism was pretty great.
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And pretty accurate too!
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Well Mormonism is much more focused. A good portion of my family converted and I was forced to attend sermons and weird groups regardless, but since I wasnt full fledged I wasnt allowed to see a bunch of WEIRD sounding shit behind the many curtains that protect the 'religion' from being exposed for what it is.
Whats worse is when my sister got married my mother and myself weren't even allowed to see the ceremony in the temple. What a fucking joke.
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the major problem with Mormonism is that it's history is too recent.
very easy to disprove.
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Yeah, and the fact that Joseph Smith was a fuckin' nut
I will say this, though: Mormons look out for one another like you wouldn't BELIEVE
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Well Mormonism is much more focused. A good portion of my family converted and I was forced to attend sermons and weird groups regardless, but since I wasnt full fledged I wasnt allowed to see a bunch of WEIRD sounding shit behind the many curtains that protect the 'religion' from being exposed for what it is.
Whats worse is when my sister got married my mother and myself weren't even allowed to see the ceremony in the temple. What a fucking joke.
even some Mormons are excluded from a lot of that shit. you have to basically "apply" to go to the temple.
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Yeah, and the fact that Joseph Smith was a fuckin' nut
I will say this, though: Mormons look out for one another like you wouldn't BELIEVE
as long as yer paying that tithe...
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Thats so fucking CULT
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Whats worse is when my sister got married my mother and myself weren't even allowed to see the ceremony in the temple. What a fucking joke.
That happened to a friend of mine--she was Mormon, so was her husband, so, uh, oops! No wedding ceremony for her friends. But we got to go to her house afterwards. :-\
Are there any Mormon fetish videos involving a God underwear striptease? Cause that would be HOT. :hyper
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Are there any Mormon fetish videos involving a God underwear striptease? Cause that would be HOT. :hyper
YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT!!! JESUS CHRIST!!
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Im waiting for the first one to quote Dracula from SotN
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as long as yer paying that tithe...
yeah i should've clarified - mormon IN GOOD STANDING
but mormons aren't the only ones who tithe.
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Is the God underwear some kind of secret?? :S
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And Corny, I don't mean to offend the fine Mormon folks that exist. It's not really the cult that Scientology is, in where it isolates you and bleeds you dry. If anything, I find Mormonism absolutely fascinating. It's one of the few religions that are so new in the grand scheme of human history that we have records and documents on its founders.
Despite so much of its teachings being completely scientifically innacurate or impossible, and the fact that their founder was brought to trial by the state of New York for fraud - there's a hard line belief in the Book of Mormon that I just find completely perplexing.
Sure, Cathloics and Jews got their crazy stories, but they're now simply posed by the mainstream as tall tales to teach moral lessons or the simple writings of men who didn't have the understanding we do now. Mormonism can't use pre-recorded history and lack of scientific understanding as a crutch.
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Yeah, and the fact that Joseph Smith was a fuckin' nut
I will say this, though: Mormons look out for one another like you wouldn't BELIEVE
as long as yer paying that tithe...
*cough* Mafia *cough*
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Mormans masturbate - but they do it as a family.
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If MAF was as AWESOME as he says he would have snuck into the temple unseen and watched the ceremony. Even Mormon temples have windows. :shh
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PD, it's pretty hard to "sneak" into a Mormon Temple. THINK THE DA VINCI CODE. THAT WAS MAF'S LIFE.
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MAF honestly didnt wanna be there. After all the Mormon crap i've avoided any organized faith like the plague.
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It's a good thing I didn't title this board the first name that came to mind, then - The Chuch of Spider-Man!
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yeah...Catholics do too.
but Mormons are STRICT about it. i'm seen young families that are broke as shit (because, of course, the wife CAN'T work. that is failure from the father) and are literally FORCED to pay that shit. every month.....or be shamed.
but they do get shit from the stockade (you know....for when He comes back...soon)
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Is the God underwear some kind of secret?? :S
ask a mormon about it...
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I could sneek into a Mormon temple if I wasn't black. Too bad many mormons think black people are the Devil's people >:(
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Sneak in at night. No one would see you.
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Mormons have night vision.
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Without the goggles?? :o
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PD: Youd actually be accepted by the Arizona/Mesa Mormons. The Utah Mormons are batshit insane, the Mesa Az mormons are far more moderate.
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I love mormons. I used to have this acquaintance that came around way too much. You know that annoying as fuck "friend" that can't stop acting like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow or overstaying a welcome. . but still isn't evil enough to be told GTFO? She made some mormon friends, and fucked around and got her mom converted. Now we never see her. <3
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I could sneek into a Mormon temple if I wasn't black. Too bad many mormons think black people are the Devil's people >:(
no no brothers are welcome now!
they just had to wait until they got a SIGN from God*
*the goverment and the NAACP
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Mormans masturbate - but they do it as a family.
Dude, I stopped masturbating when I joined the LDS.
And I've been making up for lost time ever since :hyper
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I could sneek into a Mormon temple if I wasn't black. Too bad many mormons think black people are the Devil's people >:(
no no brothers are welcome now!
they just had to wait until they got a SIGN from God*
*the goverment and the NAACP
:lol
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Without the goggles?? :o
They're like CAT PEOPLE.
Even crazier than the LDS Mormons in Utah are the fundamentalists like Warren Jeffs. They live in these crazy backwater towns that have basically become modern day theocracies.
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Mormans masturbate - but they do it as a family.
Dude, I stopped masturbating when I joined the LDS.
And I've been making up for lost time ever since :hyper
Goddamit. Everytime I see LDS I think LSD.
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Utah Mormons are FUCK SCARY. I didnt even like the Mesa Mormons and they're at least normal in front of the public.
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Orson Scott Card is a batshit Mormon also...
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They should basically remake Deliverance, except put four Los Angeles teens on their way to a rock concert that break down in this outskirt town that is run by fundamentalist Mormons.
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Utah Mormons are FUCK SCARY. I didnt even like the Mesa Mormons and they're at least normal in front of the public.
What did the Utah Mormons act like?
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They'll swallow your soul!
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:(
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I've only heard stories, but apparently they still follow the crazy OLD MORMON LAW which means polygamy and uhh lots of other messed up shit.
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They'll swallow your soul!
WHOLE.
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As long as you're fourteen and not a direct daughter - you gonna get raped by some extended family member.
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I've only heard stories, but apparently they still follow the crazy OLD MORMON LAW which means polygamy and uhh lots of other messed up shit.
that's the RLDS.
which is another funny thing about mormons. they try to distance themselves from the RLDS....even though the RLDS actually follows the scriptures to the letter. the 'regular' mormons just ignore certain parts.
it still literally says " if you don't take 'plural' wives...you are doomed".
i've met many mormons that weren't 'aware' of that fact.
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You're all doooooomed!
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You're all doooooomed!
not me.
i'm halfway there...
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that's the RLDS.
which is another funny thing about mormons. they try to distance themselves from the RLDS....even though the RLDS actually follows the scriptures to the letter. the 'regular' mormons just ignore certain parts.
it still literally says " if you don't take 'plural' wives...you are doomed".
i've met many mormons that weren't 'aware' of that fact.
sounds like Roman & his posse on Big Love.
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From what I can gather, he's from a fundamentalist family, but he seems to lean to more mainstream values - except for the fact that he sleeps with multiple women.
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i seem to know more about the Book of Mormon than most Mormons do.
i can rip that religion to SHREDS.
hay guyz! did you know that Native Americans = Jews!
they came from Isreal i hear!
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so did you start breaking it down because of your woman, donkey?
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Yeah, that's the biggest flaw of the origins. Or that their promised land kept moving farther and farther West after every violent episode.
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Is the part where Jesus wasn't actually in the tomb for three days but chillaxin in the U.S. ministering to Native Americans secret or not? I can't remember.
Well not secret anymore lol.
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Also, the EARF is only a few thousand years old.
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so did you start breaking it down because of your woman, donkey?
yeah.
i met her long ago and she tried to get me into it....so i read practically the whole book.
.....then i worked on destroying theories.
but i didn't give her any sort of ultimatum. i just told her i had some questions....
so we went and talked to her bishop....and he couldn't answer shit.
we ended up breaking up for awhile because i obviously wasn't into it and it's all she knew.
fast forward a couple years and she ends up getting engaged to some mormon shriv, i run into her.....we elope.
mormons fuck owned.
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:lol
feel good story of the year! right on man
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Wow, that's like a Vince Vaughn romantic comedy
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that story rules! donkey is my anti-Mormon.
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Yeah, that's the biggest flaw of the origins. Or that their promised land kept moving farther and farther West after every violent episode.
that's only the beginning...
where the fuck is ONE artifact from the battle involving MILLIONS on the Hill Comorah (or whatever it's called)? they had sheilds, swords.....WHERE IS ONE PIECE?
don't get me started...
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everyone loves that story.
i work with a bunch of mormons (i met my wife here. she was the receptionist)
and i'm like a hero to the non-mormons here.
AUHAUAHUAUAHAUAH
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VINCE VAUGN. JENNIFER ANISTON.
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THE UN-MORMONIST
SUMMER 2007
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When I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Guess he was a Mormon lol
Let's give donkey a tag! I suggest, "The Vince Vaughn of Mormonism"
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This thread ended up being so much better than any thread about Rocketman had a right to be...
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Seriously, am I the only one who can imagine a comedy where Vince Vaughn is sitting in a chair with Aniston, and posing these questions to a Mormon bishop?
"So, like, uh, if there were all these "millions" of people fighting, weren't there'd be, uh, a trace - maybe a single shred of evidence - that this event or thing or whatever happened? Eh, buddy?" [smartass glance]
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When I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives
Guess he was a Mormon lol
Let's give donkey a tag! I suggest, "The Vince Vaughn of Mormonism"
awesome.
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i'm happier about it than i look:
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3328/miaianopachristmastd4.jpg)
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i'm happier about it than i look:
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3328/miaianopachristmastd4.jpg)
how many pets do you have, you filthy mormon lover!
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just as i was looking up that word before the edit.....
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just those two.
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just those two.
:lol
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Don't cry to me. If you loved me, you would be here with me.
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i'm happier about it than i look:
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/3328/miaianopachristmastd4.jpg)
lols :lol
donkey (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/jam.gif) (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/kneegrow6jf.gif) (http://opa-ages.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/HuzGruntRock.gif)
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i see you Synthesizer....
are you beating off to my dog!? >:(
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GHEY THREAD TOTAL :spin