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Title: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:07:30 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 10, 2009, 11:08:54 PM
Dumb Japafag game for me!
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:09:52 PM
Ugh. Brutal Legend defense force assemble!
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2009, 11:12:12 PM
real talk: nobody actually LIKES tim schafer games except morbidly obese games journos and industry dicklickers

a vote for brutal legend is a vote for gafsexuals to rape your children
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:14:49 PM
Nobody actually likes Bayonetta except japafags whose dens are littered with body pillows with animu characters on them and posters of lolis everywhere.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 10, 2009, 11:15:29 PM
Brutal Legend would be amazing if it played like Bayonetta.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: jiji on October 10, 2009, 11:15:53 PM
I don't think anybody is buying Brutal Legend for how it plays. If they are, they're deluded.

Anyway, apples and oranges etc.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:16:04 PM
Negative.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 10, 2009, 11:17:19 PM
I absolutely love the plot in Brutal Legend, and that opening cut scene in the demo alone sold me on the game, but I'm not buying it at launch.  These Tim Schaefer games seem to go bomba, so I'm going to wait for the price to drop. 

Then again, I think Bayonetta's gonna bomb, too...
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 10, 2009, 11:17:30 PM
A vote for Bayonetta is a vote for a game with depth,complexity,finesse, and pure fucking awesomeness. Vote Bayonetta if you got you're head on straights sweethearts.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:18:01 PM
A vote for Bayonetta is a vote for a game with depth,complexity,finesse, and pure fucking awesomeness. Vote Bayonetta if you got you're head on straights sweethearts.

:lol
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: archie4208 on October 10, 2009, 11:18:46 PM
Brutal Legend's soundtrack is the best and manliest soundtrack in videogame history.  :rock Manowar :rock

Bayonetta is for fap material for weeaboos.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2009, 11:19:15 PM
I'll be a part of the Brutal Legend Defense Force.  The gameplay is much more polished than I would have expected from Double Fine, and of course we know the plot and writing are gonna be top notch.  I actually think having some of EA's resources behind them could help Double Fine out in the long run.

Note- I do plan on getting both Bayonetta and Brutal Legend, but I'll get my shootin' on with Borderlands.  GUN LEWT!  Also, I have a not so sneaking suspicion that I'll end up getting the most enjoyment out of Dragon Age this year.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 10, 2009, 11:19:26 PM
I think I'd have to agree with the game play complexity thing if we're comparing Bayonetta to Brutal Legend.  :smug
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:19:46 PM
BAYONETTA: FAP MATERIAL FOR WEEABOOS

BRUTAL LEGEND: THE REAL SHIT FOR MANLY MEN
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:20:12 PM
I think I'd have to agree with the game play complexity thing if we're comparing Bayonetta to Brutal Legend.  :smug

Considering that Brutal Legend has RTS elements, I'm going to disagree.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2009, 11:20:20 PM
skanky secretary with a giant ass versus sweaty men in leather chaps

there's some mad homo in here, no doubt
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2009, 11:20:53 PM
I think I'd have to agree with the game play complexity thing if we're comparing Bayonetta to Brutal Legend.  :smug

Considering that Brutal Legend has really awful RTS elements, I'm going to disagree.

fixed
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:21:11 PM
I am pretty sure I saw a bulge in a gameplay video. Bayonetta features a cheeseburger confirmed?
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: archie4208 on October 10, 2009, 11:21:55 PM
:drool (http://i33.tinypic.com/1zht2b.jpg) :drool
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 10, 2009, 11:22:15 PM
That RTS stuff is a downer for me.  I didn't even know the game had multiplayer, then I saw that it was RTS...   :-\
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:23:01 PM
How is that a DOWNER, it's got action and adventure and real-time strategy! It is awesome!
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2009, 11:23:12 PM
:drool (http://i33.tinypic.com/1zht2b.jpg) :drool

in your defense, i do find that picture intimidating :'(
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 10, 2009, 11:23:26 PM
I am pretty sure I saw a bulge in a gameplay video. Bayonetta features a cheeseburger confirmed?

:drool
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2009, 11:23:48 PM
It's watered down RTS crap, tho.  I mean, it's not a huge part of the game from what I can tell- more of a diversion than anything else.  I think the game is gonna be a pleasant surprise for a lot of people, although it does lack a cheeseburger hair demon with a nice ass.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 10, 2009, 11:25:14 PM
It's watered down RTS crap, tho.  I mean, it's not a huge part of the game from what I can tell- more of a diversion than anything else.  I think the game is gonna be a pleasant surprise for a lot of people, although it does lack a cheeseburger hair demon with a nice ass.

I am hoping there is more destroying of the rap-rock/nu-metal crap!  :hyper
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:27:34 PM
Why? The impressions from the multiplayer session that journalists were invited to a couple of months ago were glowing. The RTS stuff works apparently.

Bayonetta pwned.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2009, 11:29:25 PM
It's watered down RTS crap, tho.  I mean, it's not a huge part of the game from what I can tell- more of a diversion than anything else.  I think the game is gonna be a pleasant surprise for a lot of people, although it does lack a cheeseburger hair demon with a nice ass.

I am hoping there is more destroying of the rap-rock/nu-metal crap!  :hyper

Apparently there's three main enemy groups you're fighting against- some goth metal dudes, some hair metal dudes, and some s&m metal dudes.  Game is gonna be fuck awesome, I'll be picking mine up first thing Tuesday and will probably be up for some multi-player that night.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 10, 2009, 11:32:11 PM
You know Willco, you should really play Bayonetta if you haven't already. I'm sure you'll like it.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 11:32:28 PM
Yeah, I'm also picking my copy up first thing. Let's rumble, Cheat.

... also, why are you not on XBL for Bad Company?
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on October 10, 2009, 11:34:21 PM
Does Bayonetta have this in the soundtrack?  :-*
[youtube=560,345]hEHU7Nv_alE[/youtube]
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: duckman2000 on October 10, 2009, 11:35:23 PM
:piss Tenacious D :piss2
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 10, 2009, 11:36:18 PM
Does Bayonetta have this in the soundtrack?  :-*
[youtube=560,345]hEHU7Nv_alE[/youtube]


No. Bayonetta has its own original superior soundtrack.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 10, 2009, 11:36:23 PM
I'm getting Brutal Legend for only $30. I can't wait to play it.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2009, 11:36:52 PM
i didn't care for psychonauts, but i really enjoyed the brutal legend demo

i was also pleasantly surprised that jack black didn't make me want to kill him as per usual
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2009, 11:37:14 PM
Yeah, I'm also picking my copy up first thing. Let's rumble, Cheat.

... also, why are you not on XBL for Bad Company?

Because my router died and I have to replace it, so that means that in the meantime I have to switch the fucking cable between the xbox and my computer when I want to use one or the other.  All my shit is breaking at the same time- laptop (twice!), router, and the damn dishwasher too.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2009, 11:38:00 PM
i'll probably play one multiplayer match of brutal legend just so i can say "it sucks" with authority
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 10, 2009, 11:51:26 PM
MODERN WARFARE 2

The real man option.

mmm, boo knows what it do :heart
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: chronovore on October 10, 2009, 11:55:26 PM
I'm buying Brütäl because it will be intentionally funny.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 10, 2009, 11:56:22 PM
Why the fuck is Bayo losing to inferior filth!? You stupid poofs.  :maf
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 02:06:21 AM
stfu, wanna be cheeseburger
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2009, 02:07:47 AM
better game to play = bayonetta

better metal fanservice = brutal legend

better librarian cheeseburger fanservice = bayonetta
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2009, 02:08:40 AM
That Bayonetta GIF where the camera is all flying under her manburger, is all like woah.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Sceneman on October 11, 2009, 04:59:20 AM
How the fuck is Brutal Legend a game for 'men', when it stars buttersoft silky boy Jack Black and has a teh kiddiez art style?
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Jansen on October 11, 2009, 05:55:02 AM
we need a cheeseburger emote
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 08:55:06 AM
Quote from: Scenester
How the fuck is Brutal Legend a game for 'men', when it stars buttersoft silky boy Jack Black and has a teh kiddiez art style?

Holy shit men, looks like we've got someone here who just doesn't respect THE METAL.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Third on October 11, 2009, 09:03:21 AM
All three games are shit.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 09:19:37 AM
All three games are shit.

::)
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Draft on October 11, 2009, 09:28:16 AM
Brutal Legend is going to suck shit, and all the ironic horn throwing in the world won't change that. Torrent the soundtrack and watch the cutscenes on youtube: voila, you've "played" the best parts of Brutal Legend.

Kamiya's a walking legend, has a man's voice, is fit, and designs actual games not interactive sitcom scripts. In other words, he's the anti-Schafer.

This is a lock.

Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 10:07:31 AM
whatever, weeaboo.  you're just there for the cheeseburgers, quit lying
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on October 11, 2009, 10:21:17 AM
[youtube=560,345]6DqCWSeUBws[/youtube]

ugh, snarky kids  :yuck
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: twerd on October 11, 2009, 11:23:24 AM
how many bad games has tim schafer made? zero.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Himu on October 11, 2009, 11:30:49 AM
Brutal Legend of course.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: tiesto on October 11, 2009, 11:48:56 AM
Bayonetta, I love JP games and I haven't listened to metal in like 20 years.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2009, 12:12:36 PM
Brutal Legend is going to suck shit, and all the ironic horn throwing in the world won't change that. Torrent the soundtrack and watch the cutscenes on youtube: voila, you've "played" the best parts of Brutal Legend.

Kamiya's a walking legend, has a man's voice, is fit, and designs actual games not interactive sitcom scripts. In other words, he's the anti-Schafer.

This is a lock.



how much truth does this man speak? all of it.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2009, 12:18:37 PM
Brutal Legend is going to suck shit, and all the ironic horn throwing in the world won't change that. Torrent the soundtrack and watch the cutscenes on youtube: voila, you've "played" the best parts of Brutal Legend.

Kamiya's a walking legend, has a man's voice, is fit, and designs actual games not interactive sitcom scripts. In other words, he's the anti-Schafer.

This is a lock.




Truest thing ever posted. 

Psychonauts was mediocre.  Schafer is respected because he puts half-decent humor in his games.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 11, 2009, 12:23:00 PM
i guess this one is just striking me the right way so far

as i told prole, though, it'll probably be one of those games i really get a kick out of for 30 minutes and then get tired of

it's a rental so i'm okay with that, seeing as i've spent $60 on games i didn't even get the 30 minutes of enjoyment out of
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 11, 2009, 12:37:45 PM
[youtube=560,345]6DqCWSeUBws[/youtube]

ugh, snarky kids  :yuck

This is like a great advertisement for the game...that stupid kid represents everything it's supposed to be going "against."  And what's with those glasses?   :lol
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 11, 2009, 12:39:22 PM
Why don't you ask demi himself that question?
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 11, 2009, 12:41:33 PM
(http://i2.ytimg.com/i/-tk8g_QRhuh8BJApy__XKA/1.jpg?v=6aa60f)
http://www.youtube.com/user/TrentGamerLIVE
LOL.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 11, 2009, 12:45:52 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNra7CKaNQ[/youtube]

:rofl
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: MCD on October 11, 2009, 01:01:12 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Himu on October 11, 2009, 01:01:19 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNra7CKaNQ[/youtube]

:rofl

:lol
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Himu on October 11, 2009, 01:03:26 PM
Is this kid really from the US?
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2009, 01:04:18 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNra7CKaNQ[/youtube]

:rofl


oh my fucking wahat waht wat
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 11, 2009, 01:06:36 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRknHZzd-qw[/youtube]

It gets worse and worse.

[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DizDDPe2_xY[/youtube]
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Himu on October 11, 2009, 01:14:53 PM
Sup playazzzzzzzzzzzzzz itz ya boy trent gamah
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 01:25:32 PM
This forum is full of closet weeaboos and gun porn enthusiasts.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 01:36:10 PM
This forum is full of closet weeaboos and gun porn enthusiasts.

That's surprising how? 
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 11, 2009, 01:56:40 PM
I gotta go with Brutal Legend... and why is that kid wearing safety glasses?
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 01:59:17 PM
I gotta go with Brutal Legend... and why is that kid wearing safety glasses?

cause he's a sped
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Third on October 11, 2009, 02:02:52 PM
All three games are shit.

::)

?

Played the demo's of Brutal Legend and Bayonetta. Both horrible games. Not even worth a DVD9.

MW was boring. And I don't care for online fps. So no MW2 for me, either.

Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 02:03:58 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty much not gonna take anything you say seriously.  gtfo and go play with your love pillow or whatever it is you do.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 02:04:31 PM
Brutal Legend demo rocked your face off, you're not secure enough in your sexuality to admit it.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 02:05:54 PM
Brutal Legend demo rocked your face off, you're not secure enough in your sexuality to admit it.

He must be a closet case wanna be cheeseburger, too, since he can't admit that Bayonetta is at least good cheesecake fun.

Or... wait a minute, is Third one of THOSE?  An sfag?
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Third on October 11, 2009, 02:06:41 PM
 ::)

I like Tim Schafer. But Brutal Legend has Jack Black AND horrible music.
Will avoid.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 11, 2009, 02:16:23 PM
All three games are shit.

::)

?

Played the demo's of Brutal Legend and Bayonetta. Both horrible games. Not even worth a DVD9.

MW was boring. And I don't care for online fps. So no MW2 for me, either.



Quote
Bayonetta

Quote
horrible

These two things don't go together.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 11, 2009, 02:17:27 PM
None of the three:

Brutal Legend is almost like a joke - I'm not sure whether it is serious or not.  On one hand, it has a pretty decent lineup of metal.  On the other hand, it has Jack Black and overrated Tim Schafer gameplay.  I don't want to pay money for what turns out to be a troll.  Fortunately, it will tank and I might snag a $10 clearance copy (wedged in between copies of Madden NFL 08 and Lair) in a few months.

Bayonetta - I saw that .gif of that zoom-in on her crotch.  Sorry, I don't like to play games that ritually embarrass the people that play them.  Plus Junpei is going apeshit over the game, which probably steered me away from the game more than anything.

Modern Warfare 2 - I'd get this but by the time I'd go online, there'd be dudes clocking in hundreds of hours, making quick work of me whenever I'm in a multiplayer match.

Edit: I voted MW2 but MW2 >= Bayonetta >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yet Another Tim Schafer Failfest
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 03:01:54 PM
You guys are idiots.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2009, 03:11:11 PM
metalfags annihilated
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2009, 04:51:43 PM
gameplay triumphs over theme again

there may still be hope for gamers
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Bocsius on October 11, 2009, 04:57:28 PM
Never heard of Brutal Legend. My first impression of Bayonetta was that 15 minute opening, which was basically the worst thing I had ever seen. And Call of Duty blows.

Therefore, the only correct answer is Dragon Age.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Ninja on October 11, 2009, 04:59:54 PM
Bayonetta actually has good gameplay so the choice is obvious. MW2 is good too.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 11, 2009, 06:26:42 PM
hey i voted for it, dont be trippin boo
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 11, 2009, 06:33:39 PM
bayonetta looks like the love pillow of video games
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 11, 2009, 06:37:25 PM
That's good right?
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 11, 2009, 06:43:39 PM
it's a game about a woman who wears her hair for clothes, and the more she uses that hair to beat up bad guys the closer to nude she becomes

none of these games will likely live up to their respective hype, but you're living in denial if you can't admit that's creeeeeeepy

even the xenophobia of cod6 will leave less of a slimy feeling on your skin after playing

camera zooming in on her hairy mound after every combo....ick just ick
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 06:44:44 PM
Why is Bayonetta in FIRST PLACE?

Modern Warfare 2 people should not be please.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 11, 2009, 06:50:28 PM
I don't find Bayonetta creepy at all, nor do I find it embarrassing like others have said. At most I find it silly.

Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Positive Touch on October 11, 2009, 07:02:08 PM
ok, but some of us have self-respect and would never actually want anyone to see the game while we were playing it because it's all about gettin chubb over a fukken VIDEO GAME CHARACTER in a nasty voyeuristic way

but its gameplay will totally destroy bl, so bayonetta gets my vote!
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 07:06:08 PM
I don't find Bayonetta creepy at all, nor do I find it embarrassing like others have said. At most I find it silly.

Yes, but you aspire to trannydom.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 11, 2009, 07:09:51 PM
Doesn't she get naked and you can see her bare ass? How about her titties? If you can see her titties that's creepy if it's just bare ass it's not.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: jiji on October 11, 2009, 07:12:48 PM
Bare ass yes, titties no.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2009, 07:18:03 PM
her forbidden zones are always covered.  

It's not that embarrassing...it's one of those "so ridiculous that everyone can laugh" kinds of things (at least, so far with the people I've showed.)  Not like Final Fantasy or NIS games at all.  And once you start playing, people can see that it's fun.  unlike animu rpgs where the gameplay equates to taking a multiple choice test with the same 5 questions over and over for 60 hours.  

Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 11, 2009, 07:23:00 PM
for those of you talking about gameplay, have you played the brutal legend demo
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 11, 2009, 07:24:18 PM
for those of you talking about gameplay, have you played the brutal legend demo

Yes.  I thought it was good, albeit pretty simplistic, and the combat didn't feel as smooth as it could be, but this is a game I'd play for its story/dialogue/humor and atmosphere, so it doesn't matter.

Bayonetta lets you cancel combos into other combos, which is pretty nuts for an action game.  It's gonna be great.

I like both games and normally wouldn't even think of comparing them.  Bayonetta goes into the same class with Ninja Gaiden and Devil May Cry, not Brutal Legend.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2009, 07:40:14 PM
for those of you talking about gameplay, have you played the brutal legend demo

yeah.  lets put it this way-- I found out everything I needed to know about BL in one playthrough of the demo.  I'm still replaying the Bayonetta demo and learning new shit.  It's a deep action game (deep gameplay, not story.)
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 11, 2009, 07:41:56 PM
I don't find Bayonetta creepy at all, nor do I find it embarrassing like others have said. At most I find it silly.

Yes, but you aspire to trannydom.

I can't help the way I feel.  :'(
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: chronovore on October 11, 2009, 07:50:08 PM
for those of you talking about gameplay, have you played the brutal legend demo

For me, the BL demo wasn't indicative enough of what it will be. It's an OWG but the demo is one long hallway. It's an RTS but there are no forces to control. It's a 3rd-person action game, but there were no challenging enemies.

What gets me confused is people are mentioning waiting for the price drop; whatever -- but why not rent it or gamefly it? EA's putting a lot of energy into getting it onto shelves. It will be stunning if the price drop happens anytime soon.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 11, 2009, 07:53:36 PM
for those of you talking about gameplay, have you played the brutal legend demo

For me, the BL demo wasn't indicative enough of what it will be. It's an OWG but the demo is one long hallway. It's an RTS but there are no forces to control. It's a 3rd-person action game, but there were no challenging enemies.

What gets me confused is people are mentioning waiting for the price drop; whatever -- but why not rent it or gamefly it? EA's putting a lot of energy into getting it onto shelves. It will be stunning if the price drop happens anytime soon.

It is a way of belittling the game.  In other words, the game will bomb so hard that retailers will need to do a fire sale to clear out unsold copies of this game.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 08:08:59 PM
PROLE MEGATON!!!11

<Willco> What is the better game: Brutal Legend or [AAA ACTION GAME]?
<Professor Prole> brutal legend

... Even Prole admits that Brutal Legend is better than Bayonetta.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 11, 2009, 08:09:49 PM
are you guys in boremirc
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2009, 08:10:00 PM
gasp, willco admits bayonetta is an AAA ACTION GAME
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 08:10:36 PM
It is an AAA action game for weeaboos, but manly men need not apply.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 11, 2009, 08:17:02 PM
not to sound like the brutal legend defense force or anything, but i think the game is going to sell way more than the message board pundits seem to think
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 11, 2009, 08:18:54 PM
I hope so. I don't understand the point of wishing for a new, original IP to bomb.

"Hah, I won't support this dumb game I hope it bombs and EA only makes shitty licensed games forever!!!"

... I doubt it'll be perfect, but I bet it will be fun.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 11, 2009, 08:25:04 PM
anecdotal evidence incoming

i know a few people who bought PS3s for blu ray, and none of them really know much of shit about games (except for the mainstream media type games like the CODs and such)

they've mentioned and asked me about this game - they know Ozzy is in it, they know Lemmy is in it, they know Rob Halford is in it, they've seen it being talked about on tv

that tells me there's a certain amount of awareness about it outside the regular video game circles - whether that translates to sales or not i have no idea
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 11, 2009, 08:40:47 PM
Speaking of sales, isnt sales age supposed to be out today?
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: bork on October 11, 2009, 08:41:54 PM
I hope so. I don't understand the point of wishing for a new, original IP to bomb.

"Hah, I won't support this dumb game I hope it bombs and EA only makes shitty licensed games forever!!!"

... I doubt it'll be perfect, but I bet it will be fun.

I'm not wishing it to bomb, I just think it -and Bayonetta- will both be bomb-bombs when all is said and done.  Brutal Legend has a much better chance of success, at least.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 11, 2009, 08:45:09 PM
Speaking of sales, isnt sales age supposed to be out today?

smh

It's Sunday. No one is at work today.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2009, 09:02:51 PM
It is an AAA action game for weeaboos, but manly men need not apply.


because when they apply, they come back to the boards complaining about how it's still too hard on easy-automatic-one-handed-JO mode and that the game is unfair

:drake
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Oblivion on October 11, 2009, 10:31:36 PM
Brutal Legend is going to suck shit, and all the ironic horn throwing in the world won't change that. Torrent the soundtrack and watch the cutscenes on youtube: voila, you've "played" the best parts of Brutal Legend.

Kamiya's a walking legend, has a man's voice, is fit, and designs actual games not interactive sitcom scripts. In other words, he's the anti-Schafer.

This is a lock.



I thought you hated Kamiya?
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Draft on October 11, 2009, 11:58:28 PM
Brutal Legend is going to suck shit, and all the ironic horn throwing in the world won't change that. Torrent the soundtrack and watch the cutscenes on youtube: voila, you've "played" the best parts of Brutal Legend.

Kamiya's a walking legend, has a man's voice, is fit, and designs actual games not interactive sitcom scripts. In other words, he's the anti-Schafer.

This is a lock.



I thought you hated Kamiya?
Dude invented Devil May Cry and Viewtiful Joe. Hard to hate.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: cool breeze on October 12, 2009, 12:32:28 AM
Resident Evil 2
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: maxy on October 12, 2009, 06:54:17 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/w2h7rb.png)

Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Draft on October 12, 2009, 09:59:06 AM
Resident Evil 2
If you're saying he also worked in RE2, then fuck, he has three bonafide classics under his belt.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Herr Mafflard on October 12, 2009, 10:31:02 AM
Quote from: ign review
Tim Schafer is one of the funniest guys in games and Jack Black is one of the funniest guys in movies -- together they'll keep you ROFLing


'ROFLing'  ::)

yes, I always like to be ROFLed after a long day at the office


Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Jansen on October 12, 2009, 12:14:10 PM
didn't kamiya also work on okami?

the man is practically a legend.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Oblivion on October 12, 2009, 06:32:00 PM
Gotta say, I'm also kinda surprised at the Schafer slamming, since I assumed people held him (or at least his writing) in high regard.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 12, 2009, 06:50:59 PM
They don't
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: FatalT on October 12, 2009, 09:19:24 PM
The RTS shit in Brutal Legend is going to make it annoying. Plus your girlfriend going all evil and then getting killed at the end, what a cop out.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 12, 2009, 09:21:27 PM
Gotta say, I'm also kinda surprised at the Schafer slamming, since I assumed people held him (or at least his writing) in high regard.


you just haven't ever seen that before because you get instabanned from all gaming forums if you say Psychonauts was just kinda solid.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: cool breeze on October 12, 2009, 09:21:51 PM
well that was lame
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 12, 2009, 09:42:30 PM
:lol
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 12, 2009, 09:43:11 PM
wtf fatalt, not cool
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 12, 2009, 09:43:58 PM
well guys now you can spend your money on real gaymen like mangina carta 2
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: cool breeze on October 12, 2009, 10:04:34 PM
Nope.  Brutal Legend probably being shipped to me right now.  This whole thing of Bayonetta vs Brutal Legend is dumb.  They're at least two months apart and I plan on buying both.  I don't understand why the ending was intentionally spoiled in this thread.  As others have said in defense of the game, a big part of the appeal is the story, so to have the ending ruined because someone doesn't understand respecting other opinions is lame.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 12, 2009, 10:08:49 PM
:lol is that the ending? it seems obvious because schafer cant write for shit so i'll believe it.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 12, 2009, 10:13:48 PM
Nope.  Brutal Legend probably being shipped to me right now.  This whole thing of Bayonetta vs Brutal Legend is dumb.  They're at least two months apart and I plan on buying both.  I don't understand why the ending was intentionally spoiled in this thread.  As others have said in defense of the game, a big part of the appeal is the story, so to have the ending ruined because someone doesn't understand respecting other opinions is lame.

FatalT probably is just worrying about how his anus will be punctured in jail for getting a beej from a 12 year old or whatever.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 12, 2009, 10:19:50 PM
lol videogame stories
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 12, 2009, 10:22:20 PM
 :lol  well done fatalt

Sounds almost as bad as when Yorda kills the kid at the end of ICO.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: duckman2000 on October 12, 2009, 10:40:40 PM
I don't understand why the ending was intentionally spoiled in this thread.  As others have said in defense of the game, a big part of the appeal is the story, so to have the ending ruined because someone doesn't understand respecting other opinions is lame.

This seems familiar.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 12, 2009, 10:52:46 PM
Yeah, FatalT never did respect other people. He must have some sort of complex going on.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Beezy on October 12, 2009, 11:02:38 PM
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/57566.html

Brutal Legend lost
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on October 12, 2009, 11:13:02 PM
 :lol I can't wait to do that.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: FatalT on October 12, 2009, 11:39:46 PM
Oh damn I'm so pissed off, I had a video game's story ruined for me. Elena dying in Uncharted 2 and now Ophelia turning evil and being one of the final bosses of Brutal Legend. Gosh darn it you guys, you've gotta cut this out!

Oh by the way, if you don't want something spoiled for you, don't spoil something for others. HUGGLES! :-*
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 12, 2009, 11:44:27 PM
Nobody spoiled anything man.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: FatalT on October 12, 2009, 11:46:14 PM
Nobody spoiled anything man.

This guy did! :lol
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 12, 2009, 11:47:51 PM
I didnt post anything about a character dying... you're losing it man. You're just a spoilsport who is out to ruin things for everyone else. Grow up, FatalT.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: duckman2000 on October 12, 2009, 11:49:02 PM
If that was a real spoiler, you're pretty much a cunt.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: FatalT on October 12, 2009, 11:51:16 PM
I didnt post anything about a character dying... you're losing it man. You're just a spoilsport who is out to ruin things for everyone else. Grow up, FatalT.

I can't help it. At first I thought it was a terrible thing to do and hated it. But...but...but now, after having committed this felonious sin...I can see how it's enjoyable. Enjoyable to taste the sweet, bitter tears of someone desperately clinging to the ignorance of a fresh purchase on the horizon. The ignorance of sliding a new disc into a console to load up a video game that will hopefully cause the boring monotony of life to go away for just one split second. Sweet, sweet, bitter tears.

If that was a real spoiler, you're pretty much a cunt.

SO DELICIOUS! SO SWEET! Demi baby this is fun!
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on October 12, 2009, 11:53:24 PM
why are you guys mad? now that you know how the game ends there is no need to spend your money.

fatalt just saved you $60, if anything, thanks are in order
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: duckman2000 on October 12, 2009, 11:53:27 PM
SO DELICIOUS! SO SWEET! Demi baby this is fun!

Dweeb
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 12, 2009, 11:53:38 PM
:lol I didnt spoil anything though.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: chronovore on October 13, 2009, 02:42:48 AM
 :o If FatalIT really just spoiled the ending of the game, ban him. That's pretty shitty. It's shitty to even fake a spoiler. (But arguably funnier.)
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Jansen on October 13, 2009, 02:51:00 AM
i can already tell that posting game spoilers is gonna get out of hand.

"WELL YOU SPOILED THIS GAME FOR ME SOME IMA SPOIL THIS GAME 4 U"

and so shall it be repeated until the end of time.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2009, 02:53:03 AM
GAME STORIES!!!!11111


AMAZING STUFFS!!!!111111111111111111one
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: demi on October 13, 2009, 02:54:49 AM
i can already tell that posting game spoilers is gonna get out of hand.

"WELL YOU SPOILED THIS GAME FOR ME SOME IMA SPOIL THIS GAME 4 U"

and so shall it be repeated until the end of time.

Not really. It usually comes from people who actually care about the story of a Tim Schafer game.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: FatalT on October 13, 2009, 03:03:05 AM
FatalT having a meltdown over a fake Uncharted spoiler :o

If that's considered a meltdown to you then I can't wait to hear what you think of what I've got planned next is called. :-*
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 13, 2009, 03:07:48 AM
I'll spoil Bayonetta. On no, so much dicks...
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Jansen on October 13, 2009, 03:23:48 AM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
a monster kills tenzin and harry flynn kills himself?

that seems a little too hardcore for a teen rated game.
[close]
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 13, 2009, 12:29:18 PM
willco annihilated by weeaboos

:bow evilbore taste :bow2
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Himu on October 13, 2009, 12:32:18 PM
:lol
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Draft on October 13, 2009, 12:35:46 PM
:bow Bayonetta :bow2

:sp0rsk1 Glorious Nippon :sp0rsk1

:gerstmann Fat, decadent Western developers :gerstmann
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: APF on October 18, 2009, 09:36:37 PM
Brutal Legend's appeal is the dialog, not the story. The story is kinda trash.
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 18, 2009, 11:40:16 PM
OMG HE IS ALIVE

ALIIIIIIIIVE I SAY
Title: Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 18, 2009, 11:50:20 PM
I rescind my vote for Brutal Legend.   :punch

Put me down for MW2.