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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2009, 09:03:02 PM

Title: :american
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2009, 09:03:02 PM
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The Heart Attack Grill is a fast food hamburger restaurant in Chandler, Arizona,[1] United States. It has courted controversy by serving unashamedly high-calorie menu items with controversial names. The establishment is a hospital theme restaurant: waitresses ("nurses") take orders ("prescriptions") from the customers ("patients"). A tag is put on the patient's wrist showing which foods they ordered and a "doctor" examines the "patients" with a stethoscope.

The menu includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", and "Quadruple Bypass" hamburgers,[2] ranging from 0.5 to 2 lb (0.23 to 0.91 kg) of beef (up to about 8000 calories), "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), unfiltered cigarettes, beer and liquor, and soft drinks such as Jolt cola and Mexican Coke made with real sugar.[3] Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free if they weigh in with a doctor or nurse before each burger.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill)

:rofl
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2009, 09:04:50 PM
holy shit, now my time living in AZ feels incomplete :lol
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2009, 09:20:32 PM
[youtube=560,345]FpE37nlAb8E[/youtube]
 :lol
Title: Re: :american
Post by: archie4208 on October 11, 2009, 09:28:28 PM
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The Heart Attack Grill is a fast food hamburger restaurant in Chandler, Arizona,[1] United States. It has courted controversy by serving unashamedly high-calorie menu items with controversial names. The establishment is a hospital theme restaurant: waitresses ("nurses") take orders ("prescriptions") from the customers ("patients"). A tag is put on the patient's wrist showing which foods they ordered and a "doctor" examines the "patients" with a stethoscope.

The menu includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", and "Quadruple Bypass" hamburgers,[2] ranging from 0.5 to 2 lb (0.23 to 0.91 kg) of beef (up to about 8000 calories), "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), unfiltered cigarettes, beer and liquor, and soft drinks such as Jolt cola and Mexican Coke made with real sugar.[3] Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free if they weigh in with a doctor or nurse before each burger.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_Attack_Grill)

:rofl

8000 calories is 4 days worth for me.  Jeez. :/
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2009, 09:35:25 PM
Also, the french fries cooked in pure, pig lard are all-you-can-eat. 

If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair.  :lol
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2009, 09:39:00 PM
Also, the french fries cooked in pure, pig lard are all-you-can-eat. 

If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair.  :lol

heaven forbid the customers walk to their cars to try to burn off some of the 8,000 calories they just consumed.  :usacry
Title: Re: :american
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on October 11, 2009, 09:40:18 PM
to be fair, most of those 8000 calories won't be absorbed into the body but will instead become very greasy diarrhea soon thereafter.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2009, 09:49:16 PM
to be fair, most of those 8000 calories won't be absorbed into the body but will instead become very greasy diarrhea soon thereafter.

:lol

Slick toilet bowls  :yuck
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 11, 2009, 09:56:47 PM
 :drool
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2009, 09:57:15 PM
(http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.jpg)
Title: Re: :american
Post by: chronovore on October 11, 2009, 10:20:19 PM
I bet I could survive such a restaurant. I can virtually eat anything without gaining a significant amount of weight.

Wait, there's pig fat? I guess I can't survive such a thing due to religious reasons. Oh and you'd have to get rid of the vegetables and cheese too.


You'll get to enjoy that until just before you're 30, at which point your metabolism will finally calm down and you'll wonder what happened to your waist. At least that's what happened for me. I miss a wearing 32" waist.  :-\
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 11, 2009, 10:24:51 PM
I bet I could survive such a restaurant. I can virtually eat anything without gaining a significant amount of weight.

Wait, there's pig fat? I guess I can't survive such a thing due to religious reasons. Oh and you'd have to get rid of the vegetables and cheese too.


You'll get to enjoy that until just before you're 30, at which point your metabolism will finally calm down and you'll wonder what happened to your waist. At least that's what happened for me. I miss a wearing 32" waist.  :-\

this. i used to be 155 lbs and a 32" waist and ate whole pizzas for lunch. :( then i turned 25. :(
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 11, 2009, 10:30:47 PM
Also, the french fries cooked in pure, pig lard are all-you-can-eat. 

If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair.  :lol

heaven forbid the customers walk to their cars to try to burn off some of the 8,000 calories they just consumed.  :usacry

They aren't just calories, they're our calories, and we'll be damned if our body can just burn them off. :usacry
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2009, 10:37:52 PM
If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair.  :lol

Two pounds doesn't see like a lot.

That's about four times as much as most burger places will give on their super-large burgers.
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2009, 10:43:09 PM
If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair.  :lol

Two pounds doesn't see like a lot.

That's about four times as much as most burger places will give on their super-large burgers.

Yeah, that doesn't seem like a lot.

 :wtf
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 11, 2009, 10:50:55 PM
I had a one-pound burger at a little burger joint once, and it was massive.
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2009, 10:55:42 PM
If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair.  :lol

Two pounds doesn't see like a lot.

That's about four times as much as most burger places will give on their super-large burgers.

Yeah, that doesn't seem like a lot.
You're full of shit.
It's like eating nearly ten baconators, each one of which is 840 calories.
Title: Re: :american
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2009, 11:05:37 PM
The Baconator has limp wristed meat patties and even that made me nauseous. I can't imagine eating that double bypass.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 11, 2009, 11:11:15 PM
I think this is an esoteric case of new avatars effecting posting styles (Stanley Smugness). But I don't know, I can eat 1lb worth of boneless chicken wings but that's the max before I start hating myself.
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 11, 2009, 11:17:41 PM
I dunno chums, after consulting with the people that know me best, they pretty much all agreed I could do it.

Well, it's not like people think it's IMPOSSIBLE to eat that much, but most of us agree that consuming two pounds of meat in one sitting is, in no way, healthy or wise.
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 11, 2009, 11:21:01 PM
I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself.  By slice 7, I hate everything.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on October 11, 2009, 11:23:37 PM
I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself.  By slice 7, I hate everything.
I already hate myself before the first bite. :rimshot

But I can easily eat eight or ten slices.
Title: Re: :american
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 12, 2009, 03:27:25 AM
I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself.  By slice 7, I hate everything.

I can't do this anymore.

I feel within the past year, I've hit a wall in terms of my drinking and eating. There used to be a day where Disposable White Guy and I could polish off a 100 buffalo wings and a twelve pack of beer during a movie.

Those days are long gone.
Title: Re: :american
Post by: brawndolicious on October 12, 2009, 05:01:25 AM
I don't think you get the dimensions Green man, like the first time you ever see a deep dish pizza.  At first, you think it's tiny but then you have two slices and you'll feel like you have a brick up your ass.  This sandwich is a lot of bricks, man.
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Purple Filth on October 12, 2009, 05:35:00 AM
I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself.  By slice 7, I hate everything.

I can't do this anymore.

I feel within the past year, I've hit a wall in terms of my drinking and eating. There used to be a day where Disposable White Guy and I could polish off a 100 buffalo wings and a twelve pack of beer during a movie.

Those days are long gone.



Sadly im starting to see this as well   :'(

Especially with anything sweet, just can't tolerate it anymore.  :'(
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 12, 2009, 05:44:16 AM
I have been pretty legendary on both the eating and drinking fronts for most of my life. Possibly my finest hour was when I was sponsored for charity to eat every single item on my university's canteen menu in a single sitting. (I did it and then went to the pub).

I of course hit the same wall that my fellow oldies did, and started putting on serious poundage when I overindulged. This whole Crossfit thing has been a revelation though. Now I routinely eat two dinners on the trot again :rock  Waist size is 31" right now.

Having said that, I don't like the looks of this place. Sheer volume doesn't impress me much anymore. I can make a far tastier burger at home for less and have fun doing it.
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Post by: Disposable White Guy on October 12, 2009, 09:36:23 AM
I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself.  By slice 7, I hate everything.

I can't do this anymore.

I feel within the past year, I've hit a wall in terms of my drinking and eating. There used to be a day where Disposable White Guy and I could polish off a 100 buffalo wings and a twelve pack of beer during a movie.

Those days are long gone.

We can still down 2 lbs. of chili nachos during muthafukken MONSTERFEST amirite broski?  :rock :rock :rock

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Title: Re: :american
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 12, 2009, 10:09:45 AM
The day I decided to drop out of med school, I ordered half of KFC's menu. That night, my bathroom looked like a crime scene. Good thing I had Chipotlaway™.

:lol  what's chipotlaway?  I need some of that. 


aging sucks.  I love spicy food, but I think it liquidates my insides easier than it used to.
Title: Re: :american
Post by: Diunx on October 12, 2009, 07:56:42 PM
I hope they are successful and open one here :drool :drool