The Heart Attack Grill is a fast food hamburger restaurant in Chandler, Arizona,[1] United States. It has courted controversy by serving unashamedly high-calorie menu items with controversial names. The establishment is a hospital theme restaurant: waitresses ("nurses") take orders ("prescriptions") from the customers ("patients"). A tag is put on the patient's wrist showing which foods they ordered and a "doctor" examines the "patients" with a stethoscope.
The menu includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", and "Quadruple Bypass" hamburgers,[2] ranging from 0.5 to 2 lb (0.23 to 0.91 kg) of beef (up to about 8000 calories), "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), unfiltered cigarettes, beer and liquor, and soft drinks such as Jolt cola and Mexican Coke made with real sugar.[3] Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free if they weigh in with a doctor or nurse before each burger.
QuoteThe Heart Attack Grill is a fast food hamburger restaurant in Chandler, Arizona,[1] United States. It has courted controversy by serving unashamedly high-calorie menu items with controversial names. The establishment is a hospital theme restaurant: waitresses ("nurses") take orders ("prescriptions") from the customers ("patients"). A tag is put on the patient's wrist showing which foods they ordered and a "doctor" examines the "patients" with a stethoscope.
The menu includes "Single", "Double", "Triple", and "Quadruple Bypass" hamburgers,[2] ranging from 0.5 to 2 lb (0.23 to 0.91 kg) of beef (up to about 8000 calories), "Flatliner Fries" (cooked in pure lard), unfiltered cigarettes, beer and liquor, and soft drinks such as Jolt cola and Mexican Coke made with real sugar.[3] Customers over 350 lb (160 kg) in weight eat for free if they weigh in with a doctor or nurse before each burger.
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:rofl
Also, the french fries cooked in pure, pig lard are all-you-can-eat.
If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. :lol
to be fair, most of those 8000 calories won't be absorbed into the body but will instead become very greasy diarrhea soon thereafter.
I bet I could survive such a restaurant. I can virtually eat anything without gaining a significant amount of weight.
Wait, there's pig fat? I guess I can't survive such a thing due to religious reasons. Oh and you'd have to get rid of the vegetables and cheese too.
I bet I could survive such a restaurant. I can virtually eat anything without gaining a significant amount of weight.
Wait, there's pig fat? I guess I can't survive such a thing due to religious reasons. Oh and you'd have to get rid of the vegetables and cheese too.
You'll get to enjoy that until just before you're 30, at which point your metabolism will finally calm down and you'll wonder what happened to your waist. At least that's what happened for me. I miss a wearing 32" waist. :-\
Also, the french fries cooked in pure, pig lard are all-you-can-eat.
If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. :lol
heaven forbid the customers walk to their cars to try to burn off some of the 8,000 calories they just consumed. :usacry
If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. :lol
Two pounds doesn't see like a lot.
If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. :lol
Two pounds doesn't see like a lot.
That's about four times as much as most burger places will give on their super-large burgers.
Yeah, that doesn't seem like a lot.
You're full of shit.If you eat the 2 pound burger then one of the nurses wheels you out to your car in a wheelchair. :lol
Two pounds doesn't see like a lot.
That's about four times as much as most burger places will give on their super-large burgers.
Yeah, that doesn't seem like a lot.
I dunno chums, after consulting with the people that know me best, they pretty much all agreed I could do it.
I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself. By slice 7, I hate everything.I already hate myself before the first bite. :rimshot
I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself. By slice 7, I hate everything.
I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself. By slice 7, I hate everything.
I can't do this anymore.
I feel within the past year, I've hit a wall in terms of my drinking and eating. There used to be a day where Disposable White Guy and I could polish off a 100 buffalo wings and a twelve pack of beer during a movie.
Those days are long gone.
I can still eat a whole pizza in one sitting, but around the fifth slice or so I start to hate myself. By slice 7, I hate everything.
I can't do this anymore.
I feel within the past year, I've hit a wall in terms of my drinking and eating. There used to be a day where Disposable White Guy and I could polish off a 100 buffalo wings and a twelve pack of beer during a movie.
Those days are long gone.
The day I decided to drop out of med school, I ordered half of KFC's menu. That night, my bathroom looked like a crime scene. Good thing I had Chipotlaway™.