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Post by: Borys on October 15, 2009, 11:12:34 AM
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Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Barry Egan on October 15, 2009, 11:22:30 AM
sloppy joes are delicious, stfu borys.
Title: Re: awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Bocsius on October 15, 2009, 11:45:11 AM
It's missing the glory of the LUTHER BURGER


(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Luther_Burger.jpg/800px-Luther_Burger.jpg)
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: chronovore on October 15, 2009, 12:08:07 PM
That's truly a burger for the End of Times. Perhaps End of Times on a personal level.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Yeti on October 15, 2009, 12:08:45 PM
donuts and burgers don't go well together  :yuck
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: AdmiralViscen on October 15, 2009, 12:09:11 PM
sloppy joes are delicious, stfu borys.

That's not what that is though.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Akala on October 15, 2009, 12:22:10 PM
they actually link to donut burgers. the list is pretty comprehensive, but wrong about kobe sliders. :drool
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Barry Egan on October 15, 2009, 12:37:32 PM
sloppy joes are delicious, stfu borys.

That's not what that is though.

well I'm sure it's delicious.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 15, 2009, 12:39:05 PM
Typical dirty poor polish burger:

(http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090918-slug-burger-dfk.jpg)

:'(

 :wtf
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 15, 2009, 12:50:14 PM
too lazy to find a recipe for a regular burger smh
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 15, 2009, 01:28:37 PM
I kinda want Five Guys now, and I told myself I'd never go there again because my stomach hurts for the rest of the day.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: tiesto on October 15, 2009, 02:24:43 PM
I enjoy cooking my own burgers, but it's cool the article mentions the All American Drive-In, that's pretty close to where I work and I was planning a trip out there one week during lunch. Unfortunately, it's only outside eating, and right now the weather in NY has been shitty.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Tieno on October 15, 2009, 03:16:19 PM
Typical dirty poor polish burger:

(http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090918-slug-burger-dfk.jpg)

:'(
does poland even have a cuisine? smh, smh, smh.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Diunx on October 15, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
That Iowa burguer is what I make when I don't have any tortillas.

smh iowa.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Draft on October 15, 2009, 09:30:31 PM
http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

Beware this site if you are hungry.

edit: No. 28  :hump :hump :hump
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: clothedmacuser on October 16, 2009, 01:02:46 AM
(http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090917-kobe-beef-sliders.jpg)
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And here I will repeat, a Kobe burger is always, always a bad idea. When cooked rare to medium-rare, as most chefs who put these on their menus usually recommend, the texture inevitably renders as mushy. It's like moist cat food on a bun, with the meat oozing out the sides and back as you try to eat the burger. Why turn a glorious piece of beef into minced meat?

And they included steamed burgers.

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Prevalent in a small part of Connecticut, the steamed cheeseburger is prepared in a microwave-size steaming chamber that holds several small trays.




Damn good food writing.  It's rare to see that these days.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 16, 2009, 01:08:19 AM
Iowa likes to eat Maid Rites?  I don't really know of anyone who likes them.

Edit 1: The Luther  :hyper :drool :hyper

Edit 2: 4000th post?  I should edit this in with hot pictures of women sometime later.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Brehvolution on October 16, 2009, 09:52:33 AM
http://www.cheeseandburger.com/

Beware this site if you are hungry.

edit: No. 28  :hump :hump :hump

Great site! Is that Puddy doing the voice over?  :lol
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Draft on October 16, 2009, 10:04:16 AM
Brock Samson himself.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 16, 2009, 10:07:57 AM
pro tip for grilling burgers, learned it years ago:

when you are making the burger patties, add a tablespoon of apple sauce for every pound of meat

you won't taste it when it's cooked, and it keeps the burgers nice and juicy inside
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 16, 2009, 01:45:20 PM
My moma makes her patties with french-onion soup mix and (maybe) a bit of crushed crackers (more crackers are used for glorious meatballs).

FFFFuuuuuu delish!
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 16, 2009, 02:02:29 PM
(http://eatmecalifornia.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fo-burger.jpg)

best burger ever.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: drew on October 16, 2009, 02:08:12 PM
anyone ever go to cheeburger cheeburger?

http://cheeburger.com/home2/index.asp

easily the best burger ive ever had, get a one pounder with onion rings and put them over the cheese and omg
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Fragamemnon on October 16, 2009, 04:58:59 PM
pro tip for grilling burgers, learned it years ago:

when you are making the burger patties, add a tablespoon of apple sauce for every pound of meat

you won't taste it when it's cooked, and it keeps the burgers nice and juicy inside

Also, to keep it flat, make a thumb indentation in the center of the burger on one side. 

I do something similar with added juiciness, since I tend to use very lean meats, even when cooking my own burgers (which is not recommended, but high fat meals send me for a tizzy).

I basically make my own burgers almost exclusively now since the toppings I like aren't at all common and I really don't white bread anymore, even on hamburger buns. No flavor, empty carbs = icky.


Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: ManaByte on October 16, 2009, 05:00:50 PM
(http://eatmecalifornia.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fo-burger.jpg)

best burger ever.

That's not In N Out.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: ManaByte on October 16, 2009, 05:04:31 PM
(http://aht.seriouseats.com/images/20090917-double-double-animal-style.jpg)

 :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool :drool
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Fragamemnon on October 16, 2009, 05:08:41 PM
I'll take corny's burger over that in-and-out monster. His actually looks like something that is at least a remotely properly-proportioned menu item, while the in-and-out burger looks like it should kill someone dead after consumption.

I never do get why american restuarants keep offering bigger and bigger portions.can't we make the portions smaller and use better nutrition to make them just as filling and tasty?
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: M3wThr33 on October 16, 2009, 05:53:03 PM
I never do get why american restuarants keep offering bigger and bigger portions.can't we make the portions smaller and use better nutrition to make them just as filling and tasty?
:drake
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Diunx on October 16, 2009, 06:01:27 PM
I'll take corny's burger over that in-and-out monster. His actually looks like something that is at least a remotely properly-proportioned menu item, while the in-and-out burger looks like it should kill someone dead after consumption.

I never do get why american restuarants keep offering bigger and bigger portions.can't we make the portions smaller and use better nutrition to make them just as filling and tasty?

Pussy.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 16, 2009, 06:09:16 PM
I never do get why american restuarants keep offering bigger and bigger portions.can't we make the portions smaller and use better nutrition to make them just as filling and tasty?

An In-N-Out burger isn't really THAT big - to be honest, the burger I posted is bigger than an In-N-Out burger. Like, twice the size of one.

I like In-N-Out just fine, and I can understand why non-Californians lose their shit over 'em. I'd still rather take a trip to LA for one of those Fathers' Office burgers and a nice Pliny the Elder to wash it down.
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 16, 2009, 06:36:26 PM
pro tip for grilling burgers, learned it years ago:

when you are making the burger patties, add a tablespoon of apple sauce for every pound of meat

you won't taste it when it's cooked, and it keeps the burgers nice and juicy inside

Is the texture of the burger a little grittier because of the applesauce?
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 16, 2009, 06:41:41 PM
i never noticed any difference

i forgot to mention make sure it is unsweetened applesauce
Title: Re: Fuck-awesome guide on Burgers
Post by: Fragamemnon on October 16, 2009, 11:03:36 PM
I'll take corny's burger over that in-and-out monster. His actually looks like something that is at least a remotely properly-proportioned menu item, while the in-and-out burger looks like it should kill someone dead after consumption.

I never do get why american restuarants keep offering bigger and bigger portions.can't we make the portions smaller and use better nutrition to make them just as filling and tasty?

Pussy.

More like old and not interested in eating something stupid oversized. Also, a huge burger fan that wishes someone would take a different direction than "bigger is better". Even in my foodie-crazed town, I can count the number of burger places that break from the norm on two fingers.

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An In-N-Out burger isn't really THAT big - to be honest, the burger I posted is bigger than an In-N-Out burger. Like, twice the size of one.

Yikes! Guess it is in the camera angles-your burger shot doesn't look that big.

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Is the texture of the burger a little grittier because of the applesauce?

It shouldn't matter-unsweeted applesauce barely has any real texture of its own when combined with something like ground meat since the peel is removed.