THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2009, 06:17:45 PM

Title: I cut a birthmark shaving and now I'm going to die.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2009, 06:17:45 PM: It won't stop bleeding. I've been putting pressure on it for about twenty minutes, and I've ~~got~~ gone through two napkins pretty much.
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Post by: muckhole on October 17, 2009, 06:19:11 PM: You haven't pissed off any Gypsies lately, by chance?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2009, 06:19:44 PM: No, just Hollywood moguls.

Does this mean I have AIDS?
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Post by: Himu on October 17, 2009, 06:20:28 PM: This sounds terrible.

We must now debate who the bore is going to go to now that Willco is dying. I vote Demi.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 17, 2009, 06:37:36 PM: Quote from: Himuro on October 17, 2009, 06:20:28 PM
This sounds terrible.

We must now debate who the bore is going to go to now that Willco is dying. I vote Demi.

He already owns it
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2009, 07:09:51 PM: Just once, but I was conscious.
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Post by: Tieno on October 17, 2009, 07:18:35 PM: Might be a jewish thing.
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Post by: demi on October 17, 2009, 07:21:31 PM: Shaving sux. Just trim it. 5 o clocks are so hot.
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Post by: brawndolicious on October 17, 2009, 07:57:47 PM: Why don't you just put a band-aid on it?
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Post by: M3wThr33 on October 17, 2009, 08:07:45 PM: Lack of clotting is symptom.

It's lupus.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on October 17, 2009, 08:09:20 PM: can i have your stuff
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Post by: Bocsius on October 17, 2009, 08:45:15 PM: Quote from: M3wThr33 on October 17, 2009, 08:07:45 PM
Lack of clotting is symptom.

It's lupus.

It's never lupus.
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Post by: Himu on October 17, 2009, 08:46:28 PM: omg willco's not replying. He's dead?!
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Post by: Beezy on October 17, 2009, 08:59:24 PM: Damn homie... can I have your 360 games and accessories? You already have my address.
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Post by: Himu on October 17, 2009, 09:02:03 PM: We are ignoring the REAL issue here.

WHO GETS ALL OF HIS JEW GOLD
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Post by: Beezy on October 17, 2009, 09:03:02 PM: Jew gold? Pass. Mo money, mo problems.
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Post by: lennedsay on October 17, 2009, 09:03:29 PM: So.... where was this birthmark again? :-*
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Post by: demi on October 17, 2009, 09:14:41 PM: i want his fleshsack body so i can just kind of lie on it and roll around
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Post by: lennedsay on October 17, 2009, 09:17:28 PM: :rofl
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Post by: Don Flamenco on October 17, 2009, 09:27:57 PM: i already called his stuff! stop clogging up the thread while we await confirmation of his death.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2009, 09:31:24 PM: It's stopped, after two napkins and two band aids.

Moral of the story is that birthmarks are stupid.
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Post by: lennedsay on October 17, 2009, 09:32:12 PM: Go on....
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Post by: pilonv1 on October 17, 2009, 09:37:04 PM: This happened to me one time. I've shaved once in two years since.
Title: Re: I cut a birthmark shaving and now I'm going to die.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2009, 09:38:27 PM: Quote from: lennedsay on October 17, 2009, 09:32:12 PM
Go on....

Nothing else to say. My nose is sore as hell (I cut a birthmark on my left nostril), and I'll probably be wearing a band-aid on my nose like a dummy for a day. First time I ever pulled off this feat.

I was just surprised at the amount of blood that came out.
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Post by: Crushed on October 17, 2009, 09:40:21 PM: Uh-oh, that was your Jew spot. Now that you've cut it off, the lack of hebrewgens will cause your body to revert into that of a gentile.

Quote from: Willco on October 17, 2009, 09:31:24 PM
It's stopped, after two napkins and two band aids.

Moral of the story is that birthmarks are stupid.

Oh good, crisis averted. But look out, if there's any permanent damage then the bioscanners at the World Bank won't recognize you.

Quote from: Willco on October 17, 2009, 09:38:27 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on October 17, 2009, 09:32:12 PM
Go on....

Nothing else to say. My nose is sore as hell (I cut a birthmark on my left nostril), and I'll probably be wearing a band-aid on my nose like a dummy for a day. First time I ever pulled off this feat.

I was just surprised at the amount of blood that came out.

okay now you're just making this too easy
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 17, 2009, 09:41:59 PM: Oh no, I have a sudden urge to watch Glenn Beck and shop at Wal-Mart!
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Post by: Beezy on October 17, 2009, 09:42:22 PM: hebrewgens :lol
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Post by: brawndolicious on October 17, 2009, 09:49:52 PM: Do you shave with a straight razor? How do you cut your nose?
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Post by: E-DuB on October 18, 2009, 12:25:23 AM: Quote from: demi on October 17, 2009, 09:14:41 PM
i want his fleshsack body so i can just kind of lie on it and roll around

:lol

Wait

:wtf
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Post by: Diunx on October 18, 2009, 03:34:55 AM: You shave your nose?
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Post by: chronovore on October 18, 2009, 10:27:37 AM: Quote from: Diunx on October 18, 2009, 03:34:55 AM
You shave your nose?

This. You're not one of those gross outs with hair growing out the end of your nose, are you? If so, pluck, don't shave.
Title: Re: I cut a birthmark shaving and now I'm going to die.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 18, 2009, 12:06:59 PM: No, I nicked it by accident when trying to get the corners my mustache (with the other end of the razor).
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Post by: Disposable White Guy on October 18, 2009, 04:13:48 PM: It was gushing out of the side of his face at dinner lat night, like Old Faithful on its period.

Real talk.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2009, 04:59:00 PM: I'm so happy I don't have any prominent birth marks where I shave
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 18, 2009, 05:10:00 PM: Willco severed off his passport to Yahweh
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Post by: E-DuB on October 19, 2009, 01:53:48 AM: Quote from: Borys on October 18, 2009, 05:20:16 PM
Imagine shaving as this man:

(http://www.arastiralim.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jose-mestre.jpg)

I think I'd be more concerned about eating and breathing
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Post by: Diunx on October 19, 2009, 02:16:25 AM: You gotta shave to look good for the ladies, man.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 19, 2009, 02:19:05 AM: I shaved because Disposable White Guy and his girlfriend came over for dinner.
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Post by: drew on October 19, 2009, 02:30:25 AM: ban borys for not spoilering that

oh and use some salt next time