try not to be too embarassed by your small cock
Do they install you fake balls or just leave the sack empty?
Do they install you fake balls or just leave the sack empty?
Mucky, make sure they get you all the different options. Just cutting it can lead to reconnection in rare cases. My friend got the full monty (sorry): snipped, ends cauterized, folded back and somehow held in place. I'm remembering "staples" but that can't be right.
Good luck!
And make sure to have the doc clarify how long your "no sex or wanking" window is. Don't want to indulge early and create complications.
Why not freeze some sperm just in case you change your mind?
If you ever change your mind, adopt me. I'm not needy and I don't usually crap my pants without a very good reason.
I presume your sperm will not have a different consistency or taste different?
I presume your sperm will not have a different consistency or taste different?
The sperm composition (only thing changed by the vascectomy) of semen is like 2-5% or so, and to my knowledge not related to the fluidic composition at all.
How old are all of you? Isn't this a little hasty a decision to make in your 20's?
I presume your sperm will not have a different consistency or taste different?
The sperm composition (only thing changed by the vascectomy) of semen is like 2-5% or so, and to my knowledge not related to the fluidic composition at all.
Hmm. Good to know.
Though it would be cool if it started coming out like Frank's Red-Hot or something.
How old are all of you? Isn't this a little hasty a decision to make in your 20's?
try not to be too embarassed by your small cock
I'm going to tie a popsicle stick to it before I go in so it will stand up and look bigger.
Eel and Chrono.Yeah, I'm 42. My walker arrives in the mail any day now.
We've mentioned this before, o'wise (yet forgetful) man!
And make sure to have the doc clarify how long your "no sex or wanking" window is. Don't want to indulge early and create complications.
I think it was Billy Connolly who said when his friends first told him about masturbation, they said you could only do it a hundred times and, after that,you'd die of a stroke. He tried it and thought it was amazing -- but admitted, "So it was with great trepidation I approached my hundred-and-first time... later that same day."And make sure to have the doc clarify how long your "no sex or wanking" window is. Don't want to indulge early and create complications.
I don't know what kind of medical horror could make me keep my hands off myself. Fates worse than death, and all that.
As long as you weren't /as/ turned on when they pulled the tape off. :oNot really. But she did thank me for doing my own trim job. She was pretty good looking too. Had a nice rack.
As long as you weren't /as/ turned on when they pulled the tape off. :oNot really. But she did thank me for doing my own trim job. She was pretty good looking too. Had a nice rack.
Is this thing ever reversible? Also, isn't there a relatively high percentage of it not working or something like that?
If you don't have children you gonna regret it, man.
I kind of want to get one. I'm like, completely neurotic about having kids, to the point where I've stood up a girl twice within the past two weeks because I don't want to spend the night. I'm literally becoming celibate out of fear of impregnating a broad.
On the other hand, I know that's just my attitude towards children right now and I'm not sure if it's something I'd feel different about later in my life.
It's just becoming difficult for me to enjoy my sex life more and more, especially when I feel like I'm entering the age range where everyone has kids, with the prospect of getting some pregnant looming over every decision.
I kind of want to get one. I'm like, completely neurotic about having kids, to the point where I've stood up a girl twice within the past two weeks because I don't want to spend the night. I'm literally becoming celibate out of fear of impregnating a broad.
On the other hand, I know that's just my attitude towards children right now and I'm not sure if it's something I'd feel different about later in my life.
It's just becoming difficult for me to enjoy my sex life more and more, especially when I feel like I'm entering the age range where everyone has kids, with the prospect of getting some pregnant looming over every decision.
It's a hard call. I went through the above for years as well before I got mine done. The thing is that you have to be sure of it-not in the sense of "oh god I really don't want a kid now, it would mess up everything!" but "I really don't want children, ever". Then you have to find a woman who's on the same page as you are on this issue. And by that, I mean not "yeah I'm not ready to have kids" but "I never want to have kids, that's "tantamount to slavery"[1]), because god help you if you get into a long term relationship where you don't agree on parenting.
[1]-Direct quote from my wonderful wife.
Quick update: The secretary screwed up, and they have now pushed my appointment to the 27th. So I get to do all this fretting over again!! Yay! :-\
Feel bad for the gf, who has everything ready and in reach of my spot on the couch.
Practice run then, I guess.
Mucky doesn't want any more kids, or doesn't want any kids?
Also, I thought I was being clever to wait until 32 to have kids, giving us more time as a couple, giving me more time to goof off and play, but the longer you wait, just add 13 years to that and you will have A TEENAGER to deal with. Think back on what a joy you were in Jr. high and high school, and wonder how much energy you'll have at the age you'll be when you'll have to deal with that in your own kids. :(
Probably makes one almost nostalgic for the soul-wrenching depression that is attending a Chuck E. Cheese birthday party.
Mucky doesn't want any more kids, or doesn't want any kids?
Also, I thought I was being clever to wait until 32 to have kids, giving us more time as a couple, giving me more time to goof off and play, but the longer you wait, just add 13 years to that and you will have A TEENAGER to deal with. Think back on what a joy you were in Jr. high and high school, and wonder how much energy you'll have at the age you'll be when you'll have to deal with that in your own kids. :(
Hey, and it's even better when they move back home after college at 22 when you're getting ready to retire.
Probably makes one almost nostalgic for the soul-wrenching depression that is attending a Chuck E. Cheese birthday party.
:yuck kids :yuck
Now people, quick, spam this thread with very arousing NSFW material!
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I want to see pics of your child like baby cock