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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 12:44:03 AM

Title: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 12:44:03 AM
... an abandoned house with an infamous history, would you do it? Y/N?

Hot chicks are going.
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: cool breeze on October 21, 2009, 12:48:22 AM
you have "hot chicks" willing to go and you're considering chickening out?

:borys
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: bork on October 21, 2009, 12:52:37 AM
Oh, is this your movie script?  Sounds like a great tagline!   :P
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: demi on October 21, 2009, 12:55:57 AM
sounds like someone has the... heebie jeebies
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2009, 12:59:39 AM
Genetically I'm pre-disposed to saying yes, and dying first  :'(
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 21, 2009, 12:52:37 AM
Oh, is this your movie script?  Sounds like a great tagline!   :P

Negatory, I'm working on something a lot cooler.

... but I'm just interested to see how realistic the scenario is based off of responses. Just curious.
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 21, 2009, 01:00:28 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2009, 12:59:39 AM
Genetically I'm pre-disposed to saying yes, and dying first  :'(

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: bork on October 21, 2009, 01:04:33 AM
Quote
If someone invited you to a party Halloween night in an abandoned house with an infamous history...
(http://www.crestock.com/images/360000-369999/361539-xs.jpg)
WOULD YOU DO IT?

Hot chicks are going.

Megan Fox - Shia LeBouf - Samuel L. Jackson - Toby Maguire - Kirsten Dunce - Hugh Jackman - A bunch of chicks from Playboy - Jay-Z - And Steven Seagal
In a Michael Bay film
Written by W. Federman

THE ABANDONED HOUSE WITH AN INFAMOUS HISTORY AND HOT CHICKS


Quote from: Willco on October 21, 2009, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 21, 2009, 12:52:37 AM
Oh, is this your movie script?  Sounds like a great tagline!   :P

Negatory, I'm working on something a lot cooler.

... but I'm just interested to see how realistic the scenario is based off of responses. Just curious.

Playing goody-goody for a minute, is this abandoned like "the cops could come and bust shit up" abandoned?
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 01:08:28 AM
Probably not. We're talking, old abandoned house where people were hacked up, someone died mysteriously, etc.

BUT HOT CHICKS! PUSSY FIVE DEEP!
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 01:09:27 AM
No joke, there was an abandoned house that looked exactly like that stock photo next to my friend's apartment building. We were going to buy it and shoot something inside it, but it got tore down last month. :-\
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: bork on October 21, 2009, 01:11:18 AM
That sucks, it would have been the perfect setting to make a movie in.  Well, after you clear out the crackheads.

Quote from: Willco on October 21, 2009, 01:08:28 AM
Probably not. We're talking, old abandoned house where people were hacked up, someone died mysteriously, etc.

BUT HOT CHICKS! PUSSY FIVE DEEP!

Does it bother you that the house had that stuff go on in it?  THINK OF THE CHICKS MAN, HOT CHICKS!  WITH BOOBS!  AND HOPEFULLY NO cheeseburger SURPRISE
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: demi on October 21, 2009, 01:13:31 AM
Willco later that night

[youtube=560,345]u26u0mMxqt0[/youtube]
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 01:29:10 AM
Saved by Busta Rhymes. :heartbeat

I saw that in theaters. :lol
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Beezy on October 21, 2009, 01:33:11 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2009, 12:59:39 AM
Genetically I'm pre-disposed to saying yes, and dying first  :'(
That's cause your an oreo. See, if you was a real nicca like T.I...
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 21, 2009, 01:46:24 AM
Why not set a horror film in a brothel?
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 01:50:58 AM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 21, 2009, 01:46:24 AM
Why not set a horror film in a brothel?

It's been done.

(http://i10.tinypic.com/46y0s5g.jpg)
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2009, 01:53:41 AM
Quote from: Willco on October 21, 2009, 01:50:58 AM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on October 21, 2009, 01:46:24 AM
Why not set a horror film in a brothel?

It's been done.

(http://www.impawards.com/1996/posters/tales_from_the_crypt_presents_bordello_of_blood.jpg)

(http://www.impawards.com/1996/posters/tales_from_the_crypt_presents_bordello_of_blood.jpg)

Federwang would KILL to have written something as quality as this.

edit- fuck you federwang with the edit!
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 21, 2009, 01:54:05 AM
I feel like Green Shinobi  :'(
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: TEEEPO on October 21, 2009, 01:54:49 AM
can i come  :-*
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2009, 01:57:24 AM
Quote from: TEEEPO on October 21, 2009, 01:54:49 AM
can i come  :-*

That's usually a good way to get killed in this kind of movie.
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 02:01:19 AM
I never edited my post. :lol

(Okay, now I did to change the image hotlink - it was not working.)

... remember when Angie Everhart was hot?
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Bildi on October 21, 2009, 02:04:52 AM
If Erika Eleniak is there, I am there.
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: GilloD on October 21, 2009, 02:20:40 AM
in...a dumpster? Would you go?
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Barry Egan on October 21, 2009, 02:23:18 AM
was the person in a dumpster when she invited you or is the party taking place in a dumpster?

yes either way.
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: bork on October 21, 2009, 02:24:41 AM
Quote from: demi on October 21, 2009, 01:13:31 AM
Willco later that night

[youtube=560,345]u26u0mMxqt0[/youtube]

 :lol  It's like Michael Myers is shocked that Busta Rhymes has appeared in his movie.
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2009, 03:46:29 AM
Quote from: Beezy on October 21, 2009, 01:33:11 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2009, 12:59:39 AM
Genetically I'm pre-disposed to saying yes, and dying first  :'(
That's cause your an oreo. See, if you was a real distinguished black fellow like T.I...

What about the black guy in the new Friday The 13th? No doubt the bravest character in the movie :usacry

Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: demi on October 21, 2009, 03:57:17 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2009, 03:46:29 AM
Quote from: Beezy on October 21, 2009, 01:33:11 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 21, 2009, 12:59:39 AM
Genetically I'm pre-disposed to saying yes, and dying first  :'(
That's cause your an oreo. See, if you was a real distinguished black fellow like T.I...

What about the black guy in the new Friday The 13th? No doubt the bravest character in the movie :usacry



[youtube=560,345]7EPBCZ0jYDk[/youtube]
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Brehvolution on October 21, 2009, 10:40:05 AM
Yes, but only because of the hot chicks.
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on October 21, 2009, 10:46:39 AM
TRICK OR TREAT.... muthafucka
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 12:49:40 PM
Quote from: Green Man on October 21, 2009, 10:07:02 AM
No Night of the Demons reference? It's EXACTLY what Wilco is talking about.

I was actually watching it when I typed this, but to be fair, it's not the only horror film with this setup.
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Tauntaun on October 21, 2009, 01:15:34 PM
Quote from: demi on October 21, 2009, 12:55:57 AM
sounds like someone has the... heebie jeebies

:wag  no jew jokes

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:smug
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Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 21, 2009, 03:11:08 PM
Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 21, 2009, 01:04:33 AM
Quote
If someone invited you to a party Halloween night in an abandoned house with an infamous history...
(http://www.crestock.com/images/360000-369999/361539-xs.jpg)
WOULD YOU DO IT?

Hot chicks are going.

Megan Fox - Shia LeBouf - Samuel L. Jackson - Toby Maguire - Kirsten Dunce - Hugh Jackman - A bunch of chicks from Playboy - Jay-Z - And Steven Seagal
In a Michael Bay film
Written by W. Federman

THE ABANDONED HOUSE WITH AN INFAMOUS HISTORY AND HOT CHICKS


Quote from: Willco on October 21, 2009, 01:00:20 AM
Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 21, 2009, 12:52:37 AM
Oh, is this your movie script?  Sounds like a great tagline!   :P

Negatory, I'm working on something a lot cooler.

... but I'm just interested to see how realistic the scenario is based off of responses. Just curious.

Playing goody-goody for a minute, is this abandoned like "the cops could come and bust shit up" abandoned?

I'm thinking more like:

"Jonah Hill stars as Will Federman in Halloween Massacre: The Will Federman Story, a Lifetime original movie of the real-life tragic death of an up and coming Hollywood writer who's career was cut short by a brutal slaying."
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 03:15:24 PM
IT WAS ALL FUN AND GAMES, UNTIL THE GAME STOPPED BEING FUN
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Tauntaun on October 21, 2009, 03:30:27 PM
You could be the dude wacking everyone off.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wacking them off.  :-*
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Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Diunx on October 21, 2009, 03:49:53 PM
Of course, bitches love abandoned houses with an infamous history.
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Kara on October 21, 2009, 07:23:44 PM
Yes but I don't really care about personal injury / maiming / etc.
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: M3wThr33 on October 21, 2009, 07:28:33 PM
Would I need to find jewels and shit to open the doors?
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Powerslave on October 22, 2009, 10:09:36 PM
Quote from: swaggaz on October 21, 2009, 12:48:22 AM
you have "hot chicks" willing to go and you're considering chickening out?

:borys

burnnn
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: muckhole on October 23, 2009, 12:21:30 AM
I would go, film it, and then sell it to SyFy.  :'(
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 23, 2009, 12:29:51 AM
Quote from: muckhole on October 23, 2009, 12:21:30 AM
I would go, film it, and then sell it to SyFy.  :'(

Only the Edited-for-TV version would air though, with the Uncut Muckhole Edition being released later on Blu-Ray with footage too hot for television. :drool
Title: Re: If someone invited you to party Halloween night in...
Post by: muckhole on October 23, 2009, 12:33:37 AM
20 minutes of my pale, bare ass running in night-vision cam. It can't fail.