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General => Dysfunctional Hall of Fame => The Borecast/Cruncheons => Topic started by: Eel O'Brian on October 21, 2009, 05:05:58 PM

Title: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 21, 2009, 05:05:58 PM: direct download - http://media.libsyn.com/media/borecast/Borecast23.mp3

Well, I guess we're permanently on Wednesdays now!

SEGMENT ONE: CRUEL AND USUAL

Doug and Kevin discuss favorite (and regrettable) pranks they've played over the years. We're ashamed of ourselves, and now you get to be ashamed of us, too!

SEGMENT TWO: FORBIDDEN FRUIT, INDEFENSIBLE, LISTENER COMMENTS

(39:00) Doug and Justin Long, sittin' in a tree...

(54:15) iPhone/iPod Touch Games - Pandorum, Alive-4-Ever, Undead Pinball, Cocoto Kart Online

(1:06:00) Magna Carta 2

(1:21:36) INDEFENSIBLE! - Gacy, Bundy, Lucas, John Galt, and Doug.

(1:31:40) LISTENER COMMENTS

We'll talk to you again next...Wednesday!
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 21, 2009, 05:10:06 PM: HOSS NIPS
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 21, 2009, 05:14:57 PM: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=377593
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Vizzys on October 21, 2009, 05:18:41 PM: spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r318/vizOA/matt1.jpg)
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Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 21, 2009, 05:42:57 PM: I'm taking the red-eye flight to Omaha tonight, I'll listen to this on the plane.
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 21, 2009, 06:17:02 PM: wait

wait

WAIT

did i

did i

did i review MAGNA CARTA 2 on TWO EPISODES

oh god

oh god
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: E-DuB on October 21, 2009, 06:19:23 PM: The Power of the HOSS NIPS has taken over, don't struggle it only hurts more that way
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 21, 2009, 06:28:10 PM: Hahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: demi on October 21, 2009, 06:30:58 PM: Prole has like 75 achievement points on Magna Carta 2. I think he actually likes it
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 21, 2009, 07:51:28 PM: i do!
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 21, 2009, 08:27:51 PM: Totally unrelated to this episode, but the title made me think of it: What Borecast was it in which you guys reviewed and recommended some horror fiction? I think it was one with Patel or Eric P
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Cart
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 21, 2009, 08:32:09 PM: I doubt this is the last time we'll hear about MAGNA CARTA 2.
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 21, 2009, 08:40:09 PM: Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 21, 2009, 08:27:51 PM
Totally unrelated to this episode, but the title made me think of it: What Borecast was it in which you guys reviewed and recommended some horror fiction? I think it was one with Patel or Eric P

patel

http://media.libsyn.com/media/borecast/Borecast6.mp3
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 21, 2009, 09:26:00 PM: The beginning made me laugh (meme bleeding into real life). I remember looking at some chips or cookies and saying (in my head) "I'm not in the mood to om nom nom some chips" and felt disgusted.
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 21, 2009, 09:30:46 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 21, 2009, 08:40:09 PM
Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 21, 2009, 08:27:51 PM
Totally unrelated to this episode, but the title made me think of it: What Borecast was it in which you guys reviewed and recommended some horror fiction? I think it was one with Patel or Eric P

patel

http://media.libsyn.com/media/borecast/Borecast6.mp3
Thanks
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 22, 2009, 01:22:03 AM: Next week's INDEFENSIBLE: People who don't like Magna Carta 2.
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 22, 2009, 01:57:47 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 22, 2009, 01:22:03 AM
Next week's INDEFENSIBLE: People who don't like Magna Carta 2.

:lol Its like reverse rape
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Cart
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 22, 2009, 02:26:32 AM: Have we had a Kingdom Hearts INDEFENSIBLE! yet?
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Purple Filth on October 22, 2009, 03:53:10 AM: so are you guys done with that one part "Games, nerd shit, Games, etc " another part "some other shit to talk about" stuff?

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 22, 2009, 02:26:32 AM
Have we had a Kingdom Hearts INDEFENSIBLE! yet?

nope but do this next plz with Doug/Prole doing the honors
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 22, 2009, 05:34:20 PM: Great episode, Doug is a more likely serial killer. Kevin is too nice and Doug sprayed piss on people and attempted murder via snare trap when he was a kid.

Eel, what's the site that you mentioned for iPod app filtering?
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 22, 2009, 05:54:09 PM: www.appshopper.com
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 22, 2009, 06:14:34 PM: The water wienie. :rofl
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Cart
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 22, 2009, 06:38:45 PM: I did a pretty good prank once.

I had a friend that is basically like a man-child. Graduated from college but still goes to midnight screenings for crap like that new Ninja Turtles movie.

Anyway, my previous roommate was a huge pack-rat and when I was going through some of his stuff I found these old Ninja Turtle postcards from like 1991. I ended up thinking of this great story that spanned a dozen or so cards wherein the Ninja turtles were wondering why he never called and eventually the turtles broke up with him and then kept asking to meet him at a rest stop right outside of town to make up.

He had no clue who was sending him this.
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 22, 2009, 07:23:21 PM: that's a pretty awesome prank!
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Robo on October 22, 2009, 07:46:15 PM: I think I may have told this story once before on GAF, but here it is again.

My friends and I used to have this thing where we had an agreed upon "three-fold rule" where if you pranked someone or just generally did something unnecessarily fucked up to someone, they were ALLOWED to get you back with something three times as bad as whatever it was you did without any retribution. It was supposed to be a deterrent, but ultimately resulted in everyone pushing each other to see how ridiculous things could get.

Anyway, there was one time where one of my friends dumped a full gallon on milk on the roof of my '85 Jetta for no real reason and I decided to get him back for it. I was bored, I guess, because I never really gave a shit about that car. For my revenge, an accomplice and I rolled up on the guy walking to his house with a loosely closed tub of watery cottage cheese to chuck at him. Unfortunately, when I tried to throw it, my hand banged against the car window frame and I flubbed the throw and it landed in front of him in the grass without coming open. That should've been it, I fucked it up -- it was over. However, the guy picks up the tub, pops off the lid and wails it through my open window, it SLAMS against the dashboard and EXPLODES, staining the car seats, our clothing, everything, breaking the retribution part of the "rule".

So it started again. A few weeks later we went out to a local butchery and amassed a nice collection of meats, cow scraps and organs. In the middle of the night, we wrecked the guy's car with the stuff. I pounded a nice fistful of brains against his windshield, ground a heart into the grill, positioned various meats into exposed crevices, mounted a cow's skull to the roof and poured a pretty hefty bucket of blood all over everything to top it off.

The next morning the cops showed up to his door with complaints from the neighbors and forced him to hose it down. It had been sitting out in the morning sun for a few hours by then; the blood was dry, the meat was starting to rot and it was attracting bees and flies. The police came by again later that day to make him hose it down a second time because he'd not done a very good job with it the first time around, leaving blood on the hood and various meats unfound, and to collect available information on the perpetrators. Apparently the officers, who were generally humorless about the whole thing and rightfully disgusted, explained to him that a couple of his neighbors were honestly terrified and convinced he was mixed up in some fucked up Satanic cult and were threatening to move away. It took a good while for him to explain the situation.
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 22, 2009, 07:56:14 PM: That's so fucking awesome :lol
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 22, 2009, 08:28:52 PM: see, i told you, pranks with dead animals are the best!
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 22, 2009, 08:35:00 PM: I used to get "creatively stupid" when I was drinking at parties. I'd start looking for fun shit to do to friends to embarrass them in front of a crowd of people.

About five years ago I was drinking at a party at a friend's house and noticed that they had a fire extinguisher in their kitchen. Of course I was going to discharge it on someone, but who and in what fashion? I picked my victim and decided that I would hide underneath the stairs to the back porch and spray him as he was standing on the steps. I coordinated with an accomplice over a cellphone and when Dave went out back for a smoke, I discharged it full blast pretty much directly into his crotch from underneath the stairs. No one had noticed me because I had crawled underneath the deck from the side of the house and had been waiting for nearly 20 minutes before he came outside. I'm pretty sure I about froze his balls off and freaked out most of the partygoers who didn't have any idea what the fuck was happening. He squealed like a little girl.
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: tehjaybo on October 23, 2009, 04:24:13 PM: I'm pretty sure out of both of you, I'd make the best serial killer. I have the accent (when I want it), I am the one stockpiling guns, and I play Magic The Gathering.

But really, I'd have to say Kevin. You got the voice for it, man.
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Cart
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 23, 2009, 04:48:20 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on October 23, 2009, 04:24:13 PM
I'm pretty sure out of both of you, I'd make the best serial killer. I have the accent (when I want it), I am the one stockpiling guns, and I play Magic The Gathering.

Fuck that I play counter spell on you beotch.
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2009, 06:56:24 PM: I hardly ever prank but I'm reminded of one when I was doing security. It was something small but I put sign "Fresh Paint" on the outposts door (where we would sit and deal with trucks and people coming in and out, this is at night). Whenever we open that door we wouldn't use the handle, just push on the door itself. So I used this signs misdirection and gooped the handle up with various shit. One of my coworkers went to open the door, looked at the sign and grabbed the handle and screamed like a bitch :lol
Title: Re: Borecast 23: Favorite Pranks, Handheld Horrors, Serial Killers, & Magna Carta 2
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 26, 2009, 12:56:10 PM: On GAF, I'd usually write my inane thoughts on the episode to bump the thread up, hoping a few more will download it.

Now that I'm banned, it was a good episode. I had a few good pranks but none of them involved handling dead animals. I never was pranked but if karma is true, then I'm due for a few.