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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Fresh Prince on October 25, 2009, 09:25:50 PM

Title: Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 25, 2009, 09:25:50 PM
See above I want to shut somebody up.
Title: Re: Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?
Post by: Boogie on October 25, 2009, 09:26:12 PM
When they've passed the bar exam?
Title: Re: Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 25, 2009, 09:29:37 PM
Thought so. But people who studied law what's with them they're either totally nonchalant about their degree or rub it into your face.
Title: Re: Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?
Post by: Bebpo on October 25, 2009, 09:39:30 PM
Yeah, post-bar
Title: Re: Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 25, 2009, 09:40:41 PM
Thought so. But people who studied law what's with them they're either totally nonchalant about their degree or rub it into your face.

That's like everyone with a degree though.
Title: Re: Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 25, 2009, 09:50:22 PM
When you score one flannel girl, or girl equal to or of greater quality.

So flannel girl only gets to be lawyer after becoming a lesbian?  Lets lets hope she sleeps with Malek as it would put her on the right track. 
Title: Re: Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 25, 2009, 10:47:54 PM
I think flannel automatically confers lawyer status upon cute girls.
Title: Re: Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?
Post by: Donono on October 26, 2009, 01:42:51 AM
I don't think they get to truly put Esq. after their name until they man up and pass the bar.
Title: Re: Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 26, 2009, 05:12:17 PM
after you draw an ounce of blood and rub it all over the statue of justice altar you keep in your closet.

if they're bragging, just remind them that the month before finals in their first semester was shittier than 10 rebar enemas with no lube  :'(
Title: Re: Law students, when can you call yourself a lawyer?
Post by: Bocsius on October 26, 2009, 05:17:22 PM
Call yourself a lawyer when you actually have a job as one.

Until then, you're just a dude that has a piece of paper.