THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Don Flamenco on October 31, 2009, 02:33:04 PM

Title: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 31, 2009, 02:33:04 PM: per request...don't kill me

Game: COD6: MW2
Systems: 360, PS3, PC
Release date: 11/10/09
Publisher: Activision (of Guitar Hero fame)

Features:

Gunning down civilians in an airport for a whole 10 minute level!

(http://imgur.com/fP74Y.jpg)

Fuck yeah! I've been saving my teen angst for a gameplay scenario like this! They say it's Russia and there are signs in Russian all over, but all the NPCs speak perfect American English, so I just pretend it's JFK airport. Here's some video: http://www.gametrailers.com/user-mov...footage/333509

Haha! It's a perk named after weed!

(http://imgur.com/E92vM.png)

That's so awesome, I totally love weed and video games. It's kinda lame that they don't have one for beer or adderall though.

but I wonder if the game has anything that caters to my hate for gaffots...

(http://imgur.com/G3R8i.png)

Oh sweet! Fight against grenade spam...OH HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY GET IT NOW! Haha, that's fucking awesome, if there's anything I hate more than distinguished effete fellows, it's fucking gay distinguished effete fellows online that spam grenades.

This is pretty much the perfect game. Modern Warfare was all about killing terrorists and getting revenge for 9/11, but I felt like the game didn't quite speak to me enough. I like killing terrorists, but that's just because the game puts them in front of me. I wouldn't mind killing civilians too. Hell, I see more assholes I hate in real life than I see actual terrorists, so that level is gonna be totally fucking awesome Infinity Ward also knows that I love weed and they must all be total fucking pot heads too since they put that perk in. I can just see them there getting all stoned and making a video game, haha. It reminds me of my buddy John from community college...he comes up with the craziest ideas for video games when he's high! lol and yeah, it pretty much goes without saying that I totally hate distinguished effete fellows, don't we all? I'm so glad Infinity Ward is finally putting it out there!

Anyway, it wouldn't be an official thread without some reviews. Here are some good ones I found:

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Dave "XxxSoulFuckabitchpubesxxX" Smith

Sup bros I jus torrented COD4:MW2 off of thepriatebay and sleazed my way to the top 10 online. I been playin this shit for the past 27 hours and i gotta say it ain't fo pussies. this is the fuckin raw shit here yo and mah boyz an i been playin the shit out of it. fuckin' halo better watch out man, this game is fuckin raw. I got like 10 muthafuckin headshots off and the weed perk yo that shit maek me laugh for hours

(http://imgur.com/n6UAC.jpg)
Alexandra "Single_Horny_Gamer_Chick" Sinclair

I'm a totally nerdy girl and I love Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2™!! Whenever I play, I get so hot when the guys who play it call me dirty names like "distinguished black fellow" and "fucking cigarillo-ass bitch." Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by Infinity Ward and published by Activision™ is exactly what I need to turn me on for a hot night of passionate sex with the manliest man with the largest and most bulbous killstreak online.

(http://imgur.com/KFGnL.jpg)
Lonnie "CloudxSephirothGLADDOS" Hendrickson

OMFG I was probabaly the most pissed when I heard Infinity Ward took out dedicated servers for this game. I even started www.boycottMW2.com and lobbied my congressman to shut down Activision and reported them to the Better Business Bureau. It was probably the biggest injustice gamers have faced since they changed Kos-Mos' voice in Xenosaga 2. But the hype got to me and this is pretty much the best game ever. I haven't even played it yet, but I watched some awesome trailers and that made me pre-order the prestige edition for every console. I just wish they put in Japanese voices with subtitles, the English VA is so dum.

(http://imgur.com/r46vE.jpg)
Andy McNamara, Editor-in-Chief of Game Informer magazine

Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 2™ is the biggest gaming event of the generation, possibly of all time. It truly legitimizes the medium and elevates it above other arts like books, movies, opera, and, well, art itself. From the moment you pick up your first gun in the training scenario, the hyperbolic visceral intensity is frothing demand increases. The single player campaign features Oscar-quality dialogue and acting, while the online multiplayer serves as a battleground to find out who's the best MW2 player of all time. There may be some controversy about killing civilians, pot leaves, and Infinity Ward's trailer that features a word that some people might find offensive, but I assure you, I have been paid not to talk about that. Even if I could talk about it, I wouldn't because we need their advertiser dollars and free swag. Make sure you go to your game store and reserve 10 copies of the prestige edition (might I recommend Gamestop™ for all of your gaming needs? Don't forget your trade-ins!)

10/10
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: bork on October 31, 2009, 03:18:34 PM: this game is so ugly i mean look at those sharp knees it is way below my standards
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: archie4208 on October 31, 2009, 03:26:44 PM: spoiler (click to show/hide)
america turns on you and you throw a knife into the head of the american army leader at the end
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real spoiler so don't go crying if you click it. :P
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: twerd on October 31, 2009, 04:13:35 PM: icon kranz
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: muckhole on October 31, 2009, 05:05:18 PM: This is fantastic.
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: Bebpo on October 31, 2009, 05:27:54 PM: Finally something to get me excited about the game!
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 31, 2009, 05:46:48 PM: thepriatebay :lol

i love you kranz

not in a gay way

spoiler (click to show/hide)
in the gayest way :-*
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Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: drew on October 31, 2009, 05:50:15 PM: i dont get all the hostility towards this game
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: Crushed on October 31, 2009, 06:57:22 PM: Quote from: archie4208 on October 31, 2009, 03:26:44 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
america turns on you and you throw a knife into the head of the american army leader at the end
[close]

real spoiler so don't go crying if you click it. :P

so the game is totally accurate and portrays the cia as murders and the army as villainous scum. death to america.
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 31, 2009, 07:04:21 PM: Quote from: archie4208 on October 31, 2009, 03:26:44 PM
spoiler (click to show/hide)
america turns on you and you throw a knife into the head of the american army leader at the end
[close]

real spoiler so don't go crying if you click it. :P

If the controversy surrounding this game isn't at least as huge as hot coffee, I'm gonna be so confused. Logically, I know that something like this may not be as simple to latch on to as black people dry humping, and I know neither should be sensationalized and persecuted, but that spoiler along with the kill civilians mission should spark some shit.

thanks for the compliments...just remember, if you throw a thousand darts at the dart board, one is likely to be a bullseye.
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: demi on October 31, 2009, 07:06:36 PM: Dumping COD4 off for dis. Can't wait to get frustrated by Veteran :drool
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on October 31, 2009, 07:33:20 PM: :bow :bow

Best official thread ever.
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: fistfulofmetal on October 31, 2009, 07:43:24 PM: is that the big spoiler everyone was talking about? blah. that would have been cool to shocked by.
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 31, 2009, 07:44:46 PM: I wasn't going to get this game until I saw the original post.
Title: Re: Official Call of Duty 4 2 Modern 2 Warfare 2 thread
Post by: ManaByte on October 31, 2009, 09:01:43 PM: Quote from: fistfulofmetal on October 31, 2009, 07:43:24 PM
is that the big spoiler everyone was talking about? blah. that would have been cool to shocked by.

No that isn't the big spoiler.