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Title: i told myself something.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 01, 2009, 03:52:01 PM
i said, "self, don't be stupid, self!"
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 01, 2009, 03:54:31 PM
I've tried that.  self doesn't listen to shit!
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: Tieno on November 01, 2009, 03:55:04 PM
You have to listen to your self.
Title: Poetic Intervention
Post by: Barry Egan on November 01, 2009, 04:18:55 PM
A human being is a spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation that relates itself to itself or is the relation relating itself to itself in the relation.

- Kierkegaard
Title: Re: Poetic Intervention
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 01, 2009, 04:24:22 PM
Quote from: Chipopo on November 01, 2009, 04:18:55 PM
A human being is a spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation that relates itself to itself or is the relation relating itself to itself in the relation.

- Kierkegaard
Why the hell did I ever study philosophy.

Self, stop doing stupid things like studying philosophy.
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: Barry Egan on November 01, 2009, 04:25:31 PM
I was thinking as I C + Ped:  "I've wasted the last 5 years of my life"
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 01, 2009, 04:26:19 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: Bocsius on November 01, 2009, 04:31:22 PM
Big dumb idiot self.  >:(
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 01, 2009, 07:35:41 PM
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I've tried that.  self doesn't listen to shit!

You forgot to install a ShitListenerService, that's all.
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: Trent Dole on November 02, 2009, 12:28:39 AM
I tell myself things but I don't always do them right away...
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2009, 12:30:25 AM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on November 01, 2009, 07:35:41 PM
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I've tried that.  self doesn't listen to shit!

You forgot to install a ShitListenerService, that's all.

Does a shit listener listen for shit events?
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: Diunx on November 02, 2009, 12:37:36 AM
the voice in my head speaks chinese.
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: BlackMage on November 02, 2009, 12:40:20 AM
I must seek Buddha
I must seek Christ
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 02, 2009, 12:59:33 AM
Studies show that writing it down will have more an effect on the subconscious. So write it down and possibly throw in a "I will not put the pussy on a pedestal".
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on November 02, 2009, 05:09:45 AM
You can't "be" stupid. Believe it or not, this internal dialouge messes folks up.
You can only act stupid or behave stupid. Next time, try saying "don't behave stupidly"
/debbiedownerseriousguy
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 02, 2009, 06:41:42 AM
stupid is as stupid does (note bidirectionality of identification)
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on November 02, 2009, 06:44:52 AM
Yeah gump had a smart momma.
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: Bocsius on November 02, 2009, 07:56:21 AM
"Life is like a box of chocolates" doesn't compile.
Title: Re: Poetic Intervention
Post by: Beezy on November 02, 2009, 10:12:55 AM
Quote from: Chipopo on November 01, 2009, 04:18:55 PM
A human being is a spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation that relates itself to itself or is the relation relating itself to itself in the relation.

- Kierkegaard
:dizzy

Quote from: Bocsius on November 02, 2009, 07:56:21 AM
"Life is like a box of chocolates" doesn't compile.
:teehee
Title: Re: i told myself something.
Post by: twerd on November 02, 2009, 10:22:43 AM
why wasn't the mollusk invited to the party?

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it was being shellfish. :teehee
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