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Title: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2009, 01:11:12 PM: It all makes so much sense now. (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/11/03/kaye.nicolas.cage.broke.cnn) :lol

I always wondered why he never read a screenplay he didn't like, and now we know.
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Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 03, 2009, 01:30:12 PM: well, I guess he'll have to take even more crappy paycheck-driven films now that he's broke.

coming soon, Bangkok Even More Dangerous, Next Next, Knowing More Stuff, and Conning More Air.

I'd actually like to see that last one.
Title: Re: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL
Post by: Akala on November 03, 2009, 01:34:14 PM: poor nic cage. :violin

he has to sell many of his multimillion dollar palaces. :'(

seriously, some of those houses are awesome. being rich people broke looks fun. i think he'll end up okay.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2009, 01:37:24 PM: Wow, what a dumbass. So many of his flicks do well.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on November 03, 2009, 02:46:36 PM: Been talking about this at work.

Proof there is a god.
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Post by: Diunx on November 03, 2009, 03:39:35 PM: Being broke for someone like Nic Cage is like being filthy rich for the rest of us.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on November 03, 2009, 03:43:51 PM: Awesome :lol Does he have any chance of winning this lawsuit?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 03, 2009, 04:53:20 PM: HOW'D HE GET BROKE!? HOW'D HE GET BROKE!? HOW'D HE GET BROKE!?
Title: Re: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 03, 2009, 04:53:53 PM: :rofl

(That really made me laugh, Joe. Good job.)
Title: Re: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL
Post by: Shuri on November 03, 2009, 05:08:07 PM: i think he got owned on some really shitty investements
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Post by: Himu on November 03, 2009, 05:10:32 PM: I guess he'll live the life as a criminal pretty soon.

(http://spectrumculture.com/assets/wildatheart2.jpg)
Title: Re: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 03, 2009, 06:09:55 PM: Quote from: Shuri on November 03, 2009, 05:08:07 PM
i think he got owned on some really shitty investements

And, allegedly, his financial planner didn't file his taxes, among other things.
Title: Re: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL
Post by: GoofyGoober on November 03, 2009, 06:18:14 PM: Once he learns how to act in movies, I might start to care.

I swear if he wasn't the nephew of Francis Coppola he wouldn't be allowed anywhere near a movie set.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 03, 2009, 06:32:31 PM: Looking at the property he owns, you've got to wonder if he's just playing the "I'm just an ignorant actor!" angle. You don't buy into those multi million dollar homes without giving it a second thought... at least I would think.
Title: Re: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL
Post by: bork on November 03, 2009, 06:55:51 PM: He...he had to sell his Bavarian castle in Germany. :'( :'( :'(

DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW HE'S HURTING?!?!? :maf WHAT IF YOU HAD TO SELL YOUR BAVARIAN CASTLE OFF?!?! YEAH, NO SNAPPY COMMENTS NOW, HUH BITCH?!

HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF NICHOLAS CAGE FOR NOT KEEPING AN EYE ON HIS OWN FINANCIAL ASSETS AND NOT KEEPING UP WITH HIS TAXES ON HIS OWN!!!!!!!!!!! :gun :gun :gun :gun :gun :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch :punch

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Title: Re: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 03, 2009, 07:05:23 PM: I'd watch all of his movies if he acted like Castor Troy in real life
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Post by: bork on November 03, 2009, 07:06:49 PM: It's really no problem for Nic. If he goes flat-broke, he can just switch faces with someone more successful.
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Post by: Don Flamenco on November 03, 2009, 07:09:39 PM: He'll sell off his snake skin coat because he'll have to give up his independence and personal freedom to recover.
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Post by: pilonv1 on November 03, 2009, 08:25:30 PM: what the fuck did he spend his money on? smh
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on November 03, 2009, 08:31:51 PM: He's a comic collector, probably very impulsive when it comes to buying things
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 03, 2009, 09:11:55 PM: According to Jenna Jameson, Nic Cage rarely showered.

If he collects junk (comics) and smells bad, he was always destined to be a poor if not homeless. He probably would be if it wasn't for being relatives with the Coppolas.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on November 03, 2009, 09:14:29 PM: Would be funny if he really becomes his character from Raising Arizona
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Post by: Great Rumbler on November 03, 2009, 09:33:51 PM: I think the chances of Nic Cage becoming penniless and destitute don't really get above zero percent until he gets too old to star in big budget movies. After that, start checking your local underpasses.
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Post by: Yeti on November 03, 2009, 10:27:06 PM: Can't wait for National Treasure 3: Bavarian Castle :bow2
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Post by: Mandark on November 03, 2009, 10:58:48 PM: Nic Cage & Antoine Walker in a buddy cop comedy?
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Post by: chronovore on November 03, 2009, 11:13:22 PM: I like Nic Cage, but wish he would be a little more selective about what scripts he chooses. Guess that's even less likely from now on.

His problem appears to be that he trusted his financial advisor too completely, and probably didn't have a second source reviewing it. That's almost as stupid as not having a retirement plan at all.

**looks around nervously**

'Scuse me, I gotta go make a retirement plan.
Title: Re: Holy shit, Nic Cage is broke LOL
Post by: Diunx on November 03, 2009, 11:14:36 PM: Lord of war was pretty good.