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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlackMage on November 04, 2009, 11:21:33 PM

Title: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: BlackMage on November 04, 2009, 11:21:33 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
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ELISHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: BlackMage on November 04, 2009, 11:22:41 PM
mother fucking jesus christ damn she is fucking hotttttt
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Ganhyun on November 04, 2009, 11:24:00 PM
name said girl.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: BlackMage on November 04, 2009, 11:25:15 PM
Elisha Cuthbert!!! ima let her slide on the fact that she is canadian cause this movie is hottt shit ima jerk it to this movie eventhough its on cable.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Ganhyun on November 04, 2009, 11:29:01 PM
ahh yes, now I remember this movie. The one where she plays a pornstar right?
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: BlackMage on November 04, 2009, 11:29:28 PM
Quote from: Ganhyun on November 04, 2009, 11:29:01 PM
ahh yes, now I remember this movie. The one where she plays a pornstar right?
yessss
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Diunx on November 04, 2009, 11:43:19 PM
She didn't get naked movie fucking sucked.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 04, 2009, 11:44:20 PM
Quote from: Diunx on November 04, 2009, 11:43:19 PM
She didn't get naked movie fucking sucked.

Seconded.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 04, 2009, 11:44:57 PM
Wilco likes men.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 04, 2009, 11:45:09 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on November 04, 2009, 11:44:57 PM
Wilco likes men.

Seconded.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 04, 2009, 11:56:58 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuIZgFP7xOY[/youtube]

 :wag
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2009, 02:13:58 AM
DAMMIT BLACKMAGE
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 05, 2009, 03:08:37 AM
Her bulbous pasty buttcheecks in "Old School" > *

[youtube=560,345]SenECYgrWh8[/youtube]
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Disposable White Guy on November 05, 2009, 11:57:54 AM
(http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=207&pictureid=11669)
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 05, 2009, 01:27:40 PM
what's all this then
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Robo on November 05, 2009, 01:31:42 PM
Quote from: Diunx on November 04, 2009, 11:43:19 PM
She didn't get naked movie fucking sucked.

This.  Cocktease garbage.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Ganhyun on November 05, 2009, 02:32:05 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on November 05, 2009, 01:31:42 PM
Quote from: Diunx on November 04, 2009, 11:43:19 PM
She didn't get naked movie fucking sucked.

This.  Cocktease garbage.
I have to say, if she got naked in the movie it would have been better.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Robo on November 05, 2009, 02:45:07 PM
I just feel like I am inherently promised certain things when the premise of a movie is "hot teen porn star moves in next door; hi-jinx, etc".
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 05, 2009, 04:51:53 PM
If it had been made in the 80's, she would have been bare-ass nekkid at least once, guaranteed.

80's >>>>>>> 00's
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 05, 2009, 04:54:06 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on November 05, 2009, 04:51:53 PM
If it had been made in the 80's, she would have been bare-ass nekkid at least once, guaranteed.

80's >>>>>>> 00's

Yes. I still get residual boners from watching an uncensored "Zap" as a teenager on HBO
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM
00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Also see Jessica Alba I play a stripper that doesn;t strip. At least Monica Bellucie gets her kit off for her art.

Europe > America.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 05, 2009, 05:00:26 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM
00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Europe > America.
:bow

Let's let our daughters dress up like whores and bombard our kids with sexualized commercialism, all behind the self-righteous guise of religion, and then proceed to freak the fuck out when sex is addressed directly
:piss America
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Robo on November 05, 2009, 05:11:22 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM
00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Also see Jessica Alba I play a stripper that doesn;t strip. At least Monica Bellucie gets her kit off for her art.

Europe > America.

The other (superior) Jessica pulled through for us in "Powder Blue", though.  :rock :drool
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: chronovore on November 06, 2009, 10:34:12 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM
00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Also see Jessica Alba I play a stripper that doesn;t strip. At least Monica Bellucie gets her kit off for her art.

Europe > America.

Yeah, Alba's said she wouldn't know how to deal with her dad if she did a nude scene. Obviously daddy needs to be removed from the picture.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 07, 2009, 09:12:42 AM
Quote from: chronovore on November 06, 2009, 10:34:12 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM
00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Also see Jessica Alba I play a stripper that doesn;t strip. At least Monica Bellucie gets her kit off for her art.

Europe > America.

Yeah, Alba's said she wouldn't know how to deal with her dad if she did a nude scene. Obviously daddy needs to be removed from the picture.

I think I know how she needs to deal with her dad...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy17/Ron_Mexico/clown_daddy-Fail.gif)
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Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on November 07, 2009, 09:15:39 AM
That movie sucked.  It was the riti version of Risky Business.
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 07, 2009, 09:53:38 AM
Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on November 07, 2009, 09:12:42 AM
Quote from: chronovore on November 06, 2009, 10:34:12 PM
Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 05, 2009, 04:55:10 PM
00's American pseudo-Puritanism

Also see Jessica Alba I play a stripper that doesn;t strip. At least Monica Bellucie gets her kit off for her art.

Europe > America.

Yeah, Alba's said she wouldn't know how to deal with her dad if she did a nude scene. Obviously daddy needs to be removed from the picture.

I think I know how she needs to deal with her dad...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i773.photobucket.com/albums/yy17/Ron_Mexico/clown_daddy-Fail.gif)
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:lol :lol :lol

wtf is that from?
Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Dickie Dee on November 07, 2009, 10:42:41 AM
From the GAF thread on that gif

 :nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(last segment)
http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=53442cdfb5dc8229dfe3 (http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=53442cdfb5dc8229dfe3)
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Title: Re: The girl next door is on TV right now...
Post by: Barry Egan on November 07, 2009, 10:49:30 AM
Clown Porn was another porn that I remember watching with my roommates in college.