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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Reb on November 09, 2009, 01:48:59 PM

Title: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: Reb on November 09, 2009, 01:48:59 PM

I'm already ordering room service, beer and a ridiculous expensive breakfast with the company credit card.

What am I missing?

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: tehjaybo on November 09, 2009, 01:53:07 PM

PPV Porn.

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: Akala on November 09, 2009, 02:01:54 PM

destroy the minibar. or just take it all with you.

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: Ganhyun on November 09, 2009, 02:03:34 PM

Get the PPV porn and see if u can swing a stripper/masseuse/hooker as well*

*Do not do this actually.  :lol

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: Mupepe on November 09, 2009, 02:11:14 PM

Does the hotel have a gift shop?  Go nuts.

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 09, 2009, 04:26:04 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on November 09, 2009, 02:11:14 PM

Does the hotel have a gift shop?  Go nuts.

This.

Rebiak, shower your Secret Santa recipient with untold riches courtesy of your company card.

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: Diunx on November 09, 2009, 05:05:50 PM

And what kind of hotel would leave that beer there? for all they know it could have been poison that a psycho left there.

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 09, 2009, 05:14:20 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=379286

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 09, 2009, 07:28:06 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 09, 2009, 05:14:20 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=379286

I don't think giving a 3rd grader a forced blowjob would be a good thing to use his company credit card for.

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 09, 2009, 07:31:06 PM

wrong thread fuck  :lol

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: brawndolicious on November 11, 2009, 01:30:38 AM

Hotels actually only have softcore porn.  That means that they can't show penetration or even genitalia.  Plus if you're a purist, the actors aren't actually having sex and the guy (probably on some blood-thinning drugs?) is just dry-humping the girl with a flaccid unit.

Title: Re: My last business related hotel stay
Post by: Bildi on November 11, 2009, 02:02:55 AM

I rented a VHS porn tape when I turned 18 and of course it was softcore.  But they messed up and there was a few seconds showing full penetration.  Luckily my VCR had a convenient A-B loop function. 8)