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Title: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 04:00:01 PM
:drudge :drudge :drudge

MSNBC is reporting up to 10 people have been shot in some kind of mass shooting in Portland, OR.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 04:03:49 PM
A lone gunman tried to take a principal hostage at a New York school this morning, as well.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: Diunx on November 10, 2009, 04:04:36 PM
I blame Modern Warfare 2 and of course nintendo and poland.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: ManaByte on November 10, 2009, 04:08:21 PM
This is all a conspiracy hatched to finally ban guns.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 04:09:39 PM
Republicans are trying to derail health care with all these mass shootings.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 10, 2009, 04:11:14 PM
This is all a conspiracy hatched to finally ban guns.

Have you ever actually SEEN a mass shooting? I think it's all liberal FUD.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: Tauntaun on November 10, 2009, 04:12:45 PM
This is all just an elaborate plot by liburals to get more gun control.   :drake


Edit:  Ah, beaten.  :maf
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 10, 2009, 04:18:01 PM
It's ridiculous how many shootings have took place in the past two weeks. Is it really that hard to gun FoC down?

He's pretty squirrely. You've got to wildly shoot off a lot of rounds into his general vicinity if you want to get him, so far though no one has.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 04:18:13 PM
It's ridiculous how many shootings have took place in the past two weeks. Is it really that hard to gun FoC down?

:rofl
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: Bocsius on November 10, 2009, 04:22:59 PM
 :usacry
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: Rman on November 10, 2009, 04:26:57 PM
I honestly thought this was old thread at first glance.  Wow.  What a week.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 04:27:36 PM
This is our third mass shooting thread within a week, actually.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 04:28:07 PM
Police in Tualatin, Ore. are responding to a shooting in the Portland suburb, according to KPTV.

KOIN TV reports that one person is confirmed dead and that the suspected gunman is "reportedly no longer at large." As many as 10 people have been injured, according to local officials.

KGW reports that the shooting took place at a business mall. MSNBC is referring to the complex as an office park.

More details to come.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: twerd on November 10, 2009, 04:31:04 PM
This is our third mass shooting thread within a week, actually.

Ballad of Gay Tony dropped and MW2 leaked....hmmm......... /jackthompson
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 04:32:14 PM
Meh, 1 dead only. Not worth the drudge sirens.

I want to forward this to all the people who have been shot, but are not dead. :lol
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 10, 2009, 04:34:18 PM
Meh, 1 dead only. Not worth the drudge sirens.
What's with these people that go on shooting sprees and only end up killing one or two people?
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 04:35:08 PM
Gun advocates: "Look, if someone shoots ten or twenty people, the average person will only kill one or two. Mass shootings are practically safe!"
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 10, 2009, 05:00:00 PM
Despite living in Portland I am sadly not dead either.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 05:25:21 PM
If you were ever killed, it would be a day of national mourning.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: Oblivion on November 10, 2009, 05:34:14 PM
Hope they catch the muslim culprit.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 05:34:59 PM
At least two are dead now, by the way.

I feel like every time we have a pretty big shooting, we got a string of watered down copycats. Like that guy in Pittsburgh that shot and killed those three cops after that loon murdered 13 when he shot up that civic center earlier this year.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 05:36:45 PM
... How sad is that, by the way. Fort Hood only ties the amount of people murdered in a mass shooting earlier this year. Hasan didn't even break the record for most people mowed down in gunfire for 2009!
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: huckleberry on November 10, 2009, 05:39:09 PM
Hope they catch the muslim culprit.

 :rofl


...you beat me to it.
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 10, 2009, 05:58:13 PM
At least two are dead now, by the way.

I feel like every time we have a pretty big shooting, we got a string of watered down copycats. Like that guy in Pittsburgh that shot and killed those three cops after that loon murdered 13 when he shot up that civic center earlier this year.
Those were only a couple of weeks after that parolee in Oakland killed three cops and made a fourth a vegetable
Title: Re: BREAKING: Gunman shoots up to 10 people in Portland, FoC sadly not dead
Post by: The Fake Shemp on November 10, 2009, 06:01:04 PM
So two are dead, one of them was the shooter who killed himself. Jaded lover?