THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: ch1nchilla on November 11, 2009, 08:38:14 AM

Title: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: ch1nchilla on November 11, 2009, 08:38:14 AM
He has ruined at least 3 awesome movies for me: Training Day, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, and Lord of War. When will it stop?  :usacry :piss Ethan Hawke :piss2

[/spoiler]The trailer for Staten Island set this off, btw.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: cool breeze on November 11, 2009, 08:46:46 AM
He was good in Gattaca (if you didn't compare him to Jude Law  :heartbeat)
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: Barry Egan on November 11, 2009, 08:48:28 AM
Before Sunrise :heart :heart :heart
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: BlueTsunami on November 11, 2009, 08:56:55 AM
He's so type casted as the straight man. I'm trying to remember a movie I liked him in... Gattaca?
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much
Post by: Bocsius on November 11, 2009, 08:58:51 AM
 :bow Dead Poets Society :bow2
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: ch1nchilla on November 11, 2009, 09:58:53 AM
He's so type casted as the straight man. complete fucking pussy.

Fixed like woah. He was completely meh in Gattaca, as I recall.
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 11, 2009, 10:27:50 AM
Ever see Taking Lives (you really don't have to BTW), its not what could be called good, but there is an lengthy Angelina Jolie-Hawke sex scene.  She got her kit off (I mean, gosh DAMN) while the Ethester stayed fully clothed, it was very bizzare and at least partially, killed the hawtness of the scene.

Not that I wanted to see Ethan Hawke's Christian-Bale-in-The-Machinist-type-body, but if you can't convincingly make love to one of the most beautiful actresses on earth, how hard must regular acting be?
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 11, 2009, 11:46:50 AM
I liked him in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, even though he was overshadowed by Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Uma Thurman is a goddess, he is an ass for passing on that
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 11, 2009, 12:26:59 PM
Uma Thurman is a goddess

 :-X
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: Kestastrophe on November 11, 2009, 12:37:07 PM
I'll admit she's a brown bagger, but her body is bangin
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 11, 2009, 12:38:58 PM
(http://hq-celebrity.com/images/1279/Uma%20Thurman%206.jpg)

(http://hq-celebrity.com/images/1279/Uma%20Thurman%204.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 11, 2009, 12:39:25 PM
Before Sunrise and Before Sunset negate your complaints.
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: Diunx on November 11, 2009, 04:50:49 PM
Ever see Taking Lives (you really don't have to BTW), its not what could be called good, but there is an lengthy Angelina Jolie-Hawke sex scene.  She got her kit off (I mean, gosh DAMN) while the Ethester stayed fully clothed, it was very bizzare and at least partially, killed the hawtness of the scene.

Not that I wanted to see Ethan Hawke's Christian-Bale-in-The-Machinist-type-body, but if you can't convincingly make love to one of the most beautiful actresses on earth, how hard must regular acting be?

I watched that scene an then changed the channel.
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: ch1nchilla on November 12, 2009, 09:34:15 PM
Holy shit Uma Thurman needs to get her jammers together.
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 12, 2009, 10:42:42 PM
He was good in Gattaca (if you didn't compare him to Jude Law  :heartbeat)

Yeah, he was really good in it. 

I loved that movie even though some of the arguments against genetic science were kinda wonky. 
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 12, 2009, 10:46:37 PM
I had no problem with him in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. In fact he had some great moments throughout the film.

Can't really know him for being meh in Training Day. He was just there to witness Denzel rip shit up hardcore
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: ch1nchilla on November 13, 2009, 09:02:48 AM
I had no problem with him in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. In fact he had some great moments throughout the film.

Can't really know him for being meh in Training Day. He was just there to witness Denzel rip shit up hardcore

Dude he was a totally weak, inexcusably worthless human being in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, as was Hoffman, but at least Hoffman was a better actor.
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: Cravis on November 13, 2009, 09:25:41 AM
I enjoyed him in Assault on Precinct 13.
Title: Re: Official Bore Thread of Why Does Ethan Hawke Suck SO Much Ass
Post by: DJ_Tet on November 13, 2009, 12:25:48 PM
:bow Explorers :bow2